The Art Of Asking For Nudes

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As everyone knows taking nudes is an art that not everyone can have. Its an inborn talent so is asking for nudes. Only the perfect amount of creepy and innocent can give you that nude you want or help you tap dat ass. So what all constitutes that perfect combination?

First of all build up the rep. You have to make sure that you're neither brother zoned nor friend zoned and also get in the good books.

Then you have to make the said person know that you are not actually the lil angel that that person thinks. But still don't make yourself into a creep.

And after all the preparations are over it's time for the perfect line for asking nudes/perfect pic/both. The line should contain the perfect amount of pervert and charming.
example for dont's - 1.How bout dem nudes <-This is douche mode.
2. You know what I liked you best how you were born. Nude so send me a pic. <- This will seem like a good one but it is creepy af.
3. Me Want Nude <- This is called going caveman mode a big no no.

Example for Do's -1. A romantic walk on the beach and then a writing in sand saying "Nudes" 100% works no clickbait.
2. Using complicated english.

So Good Luck to all people who have laid eyes on this wonderful advice.

Comments

    1. MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN Sep 16, 2017
      Give me the nooooooooodssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
    2. Too Honest May 31, 2017
      This is how you do it.
      "I'm a certified Gynecologist, would you like a free check-up?"
    3. randi May 30, 2017
      Well, if my grandpa (Google) can feed me million nude girl, why bother to ask?
    4. asriu May 30, 2017
      (= ̄ω ̄=) I never ask~
      cuz I don't understand why you need to ask if other can give you without asking~
    5. Shem May 30, 2017
      Nope. Didn't give them =.= instead I trolled with them ( ̄▽ ̄)and if they ever know about this blog, i wouldn't still give them my nudes.
      MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN and kenar like this.
    6. Linbe May 30, 2017
      @Shem Well they would've gotten it wouldn't they if they had read this blog before.
    7. Linbe May 30, 2017
      That's why being genuine doesn't work with @briose :^ I know no fear now that I'm gonna be banned
    8. Shem May 29, 2017
      This blog reminded me of those guys who kept on asking about my nudes. =.=
      mrniceguy, kenar and Linbe like this.