CH. 1 of my Pokemon Journey

This will be a written retelling of my dim recollection of pokemon moon's story.

Journal entry #1
My mother and I recently moved into a new region of 4 islands called alola . I heard alola means hello and goodbye. I thought it strange to name a place after a greeting, but who am I to argue with customs of the natives. Today when I woke up my room's furniture was somehow already in place even though there were still boxes in the moving truck. I didn't dwell on the ominously laid out furniture or my already dressed self and followed the bipedal cat with a coin embedded in it's skull to the house entrance room. When I arrived a shirtless man in goggles and a lab-coat walked in. Immediately I screamed at my mother watch out it's a drugged up robber and grabbed a nearby broom stick ready to attack. With raised hands the stranger said he was the most prestigious professor of this region. I said ******** even the most uncivilized people in the world know to at least wear a shirt and wait to be let in before entering another's residence. I proceeded to hold the broomstick's non broom end to his neck. He raised his hands and said wait just let me show my ID. After that understandable misunderstanding the professor told me to follow him to meet the kahuna to get a pokemon. I had no idea what a pokemon or kahuna was, but agreed in hopes he would leave my house.

Spoiler: Journal entry #1 part 2

I followed the professor outside, after that we headed up a road on a hill. Passing through I saw a kid with a dog and a man of larger waist than most. The strange thing about them was that they were staring straight ahead with almost no change. I wanted to talk to them to see if they were okay, but I was creeped out too much, so I walked as briskly as I could when passing them. Thank goodness they were on the sides of the road not blocking my way in any manner at all. The professor and I made our way to two fields of grass. The first one had a girl playing with a giant yellow rodent who had a deformed tail and the second were two people making their pets fight each other seemingly to the death. As I was in the midst of my thought that these are some sick ****s the professor told me that everyone here does it and it's seen as the most enjoyed pass time. I could only think cheese and crackers, but then I thought weren't ****fights and bullfights only enjoyed in third world countries. I had no illusions of rebelling against the norm by trying to overthrow whoever was in charge in hopes of freeing the poor animals. I could only try to stay out of this as much as possible.The definitely dangerous man then told me to find the Kahuna.

Spoiler: Journal entry #1 part 3

I had no idea what the Kahuna looked like and I wasn't about to intrude upon another's home for the task of finding a person I had no description of. I told the professor I would do it anyways though, since I thought that would be my optimal time to escape. As I went farther down the trail in the opposite direction of the professor who blocked my path home I saw a strange girl dressed in only white talking to her bag. It was yet another suspicious person, normally I would stay out of the business of others, but she passed a sign that said bridge ahead and I was afraid she would do the unspeakable. Once she stopped in front of the bridge she opened her bag and what popped out of it was a purple gaseous body with a face. It flew to the center of the bridge and almost immediately after it did a flock of five birds began to circle it, as well as taking turns pecking at it. The girl was obviously worried over it, but did absolutely nothing. I shouted to her from afar why aren't you doing anything. In shock from my sudden outburst the girl jumped into the air and fell onto her butt. Once she realized my existence she asked for my assistance. I said "fine, but you're helping as well. Grab some rocks and throw them at the birds." After the flock retreated I told the girl to go grab her still cowering in fear pocket monster. The girl shook her head left and right vigorously. She said "I can't, I'm deathly afraid of heights. I think my legs would give out if I were to take even one step onto the bridge. With a sigh I walked on to the bridge and as I was about to pick the thing up it emitted a pulse of energy that destroyed the bridge below me.