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  1. lilyscarlett
    lilyscarlett Jesslin Tryphena
    Hiii did u by any chance receive a pdf of suddenly i became a princess?
  2. theknownuser
  3. theknownuser
    theknownuser Skullie
    It's an actual human??? Not some nuf candy thingy???? Wow.
    1. GonZ555 likes this.
    2. Raneday
      Raneday
      Skullie is the emergency food
      Mar 28, 2024 at 10:07 AM
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  4. Shoo Away
    Shoo Away
    Proud that my last status update on here (2021) was "Tiddies" truly peak
  5. Glass Shard
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    2. Agentt
      Agentt
      I wanna take part!
      Mar 28, 2024 at 8:32 AM
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  6. Undying Winter
    Undying Winter
    Sometimes when I scroll through the 'I'm looking for...' section, I get the urge to recommend a novel that's the completely opposite of
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    2. theknownuser
      theknownuser
      You know what? If that happened ngl i'd either punch you or pat you depends really
      Mar 28, 2024 at 9:27 AM
    3. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      How about you join me and we wreak havoc together? •ᴗ•
      Mar 28, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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    4. theknownuser
      theknownuser
      Alright, deal.
      Mar 28, 2024 at 9:43 AM
  7. Agentt
    Agentt SleepingTaiger
    *pat pat pat*
    Raising bratty childern is very tough on nuf aah. My ex wife left me saying, "you would be a great single father"
  8. Undying Winter
    Undying Winter PanelopeCalisto
    @Welcome to NUF
    Hope you enjoy your stay here, you'll get to see all kinds of specimen; those who illegally supply catnip, those who try to recruit you into their cult, those who change their profile pic everyday and you have to recognise them each time, those who give you hugs or headpats, and then those who threaten you with a virtual knife. We've also got @911 and @The Jail, in case you need them.
    1. Cyltea likes this.
    2. Skullie
      Skullie
      Don’t eat suspicious food that certain foxes give!
      Mar 28, 2024 at 7:49 AM
    3. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Yeah, only eat the suspicious food that I give to you.
      Mar 28, 2024 at 8:14 AM
  9. Agentt
    Agentt Glass Shard
    I wuv you soo much !
    1. Glass Shard likes this.
    2. Glass Shard
      Glass Shard
      ❤️
      Mar 28, 2024 at 8:27 AM
      Agentt likes this.
  10. Agentt
    Agentt
    Do your armpits taste of Oreos or did my Oreos start tasting like armpits?
    1. SleepingTaiger likes this.
  11. UnGrave
    UnGrave
    After working with AI software for awhile I've basically just started treating my own mind as a predictive model to train.
  12. PanelopeCalisto
    PanelopeCalisto
    Sleep deprived
    1. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      You can take mine. I'm always sleepy.
      Mar 28, 2024 at 7:38 AM
  13. TouchMeLikeASpaceBar
  14. Undying Winter
    Undying Winter
    What if battery acid isn't bad for your health, it just tastes too good and the government doesn't want you to know that?
    1. SleepingTaiger likes this.
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    3. SleepingTaiger
      SleepingTaiger
      ... I don't recommend it. The smell alone is bad
      Mar 28, 2024 at 7:24 AM
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    4. doihinhmu
      doihinhmu
      Well
      Mar 28, 2024 at 7:31 AM
      SleepingTaiger likes this.
    5. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Mar 28, 2024 at 7:35 AM
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  15. Esha07
    Esha07
    Always excited to go out
    1. By.Eve and SleepingTaiger like this.
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    3. Esha07
      Esha07
      I didn't even pick up the calls •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀
      Mar 28, 2024 at 6:35 AM
    4. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      I feel you. I'm excited until I remember that there's people outside.
      Mar 28, 2024 at 6:41 AM
      SleepingTaiger likes this.
    5. SleepingTaiger
      SleepingTaiger
      But then I remember dogs
      Mar 28, 2024 at 7:27 AM
  16. Undying Winter
    Undying Winter
    My book-pressed flowers turned out really pretty but now I have no idea what to do with them lmao. Yall give me some ideas.
    1. SleepingTaiger and HNCKrstl like this.
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    3. I Am Made Of Memories
      I Am Made Of Memories
      *mourns in rose*
      Mar 28, 2024 at 9:26 AM
    4. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Seems like the bitch-whispering daffodil is the next one to go into the book.
      Mar 28, 2024 at 9:27 AM
    5. I Am Made Of Memories
      I Am Made Of Memories
      … flower nazi
      Mar 28, 2024 at 9:52 AM
  17. Undying Winter
    Undying Winter
    I need a novel with a bitter mc who just hates everyone and everything. Like everyday they wake up ready to hate.
    1. Cyltea likes this.
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    3. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      @Voidiris good enough for me. I just need that 'I am a hater fr' energy even if the mc is losing her marbles in the latter half and begins to ramble about how they're turning the frogs gay. I can't find it on NU though, am I writing the title wrong or is it somewhere else? Help a sis out, I'll bribe you with a cat pic afterwards.
      Mar 28, 2024 at 6:40 AM
    4. Voidiris
      Voidiris
      Well she is more bitter and somewhat remorseful,
      https://nowherestars.net that should be the only site where the series is complete.
      Mar 28, 2024 at 6:43 AM
    5. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      Mar 28, 2024 at 6:48 AM
  18. Agentt
    Agentt Glass Shard
    Masta, floof me!
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    3. Glass Shard
      Glass Shard
      ..... which is why you need to attend
      Mar 28, 2024 at 8:37 AM
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    4. Agentt
      Agentt
      >.>
      Aye aye,
      Mar 28, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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    5. Agentt
      Agentt
      Master is so wise you should be my teacher ah
      Mar 28, 2024 at 8:44 AM
  19. milk bottle
    milk bottle
    Is it normal to not taste anything after you wake up and eat food?! I'm not sick but my taste bud takes time to taste food after a nap
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    3. Undying Winter
      Undying Winter
      This happens to me sometimes when I eat something too spicy or sour the night before, so maybe it's a similar case here? Or your taste buds are still a bit too sleepy to do their job?
      Mar 28, 2024 at 6:45 AM
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    4. milk bottle
      milk bottle
      @GonZ555 I did brush my teeth the night before and you would eat breakfast so doesn't that mean that you should brush after meal first?
      Mar 28, 2024 at 8:17 AM
    5. milk bottle
      milk bottle
      Maybe you are on to something since I did ate something sour before or maybe they are sleepy

      Kinda worried if this is actually because of a side effect from getting covid (I don't have it now but I did get it before)
      Mar 28, 2024 at 8:21 AM
  20. Sareza
    Sareza
    Reading KR webnovels for brainrot contents
    1. theknownuser likes this.
    2. theknownuser
      theknownuser
      Is it rotten yet then?
      Mar 28, 2024 at 9:29 AM
    3. Sareza
      Sareza
      @theknownuser hey can I ask you a question?
      Do you know any website that have free KR novel raws like book rabbit?
      Mar 28, 2024 at 9:46 AM
    4. theknownuser
      theknownuser
      Oh sorry nope, no clue
      Mar 28, 2024 at 9:50 AM