Ophious

*apply wax on ophi to shine better*

I'm not in Computer science though!!! That's @kyuukestu go to him!

Ophi is planning on being a Space Marine in the future?

Good luck, Ophi! It's a tough profession, but have fun dealing with the Xenos! ^^)/

Owowowow are you okay???

Got everything fixed! Luckily on my mom's insurance

Glad to hear that they've been fixed!

Nah bud, we all liked to stab you as well. Aint that right @brute?

I think the old timers liked it more, but as people started leaving, less people got onto the stabbing train?

we must fix this heresy of the lack of stabbing then!

Can't you ever just say hi or hello or I miss you before trying to swing a freaking stick at me!!!!!!!!!

I choose violence
*w*

@Ophious It means "I missed you too much, words cannot express my feelings so, I chose violence." :3

Neat, didn't think Orpheus would be popular enough to get a musical
The only Greek musical I've been following was epic the musical

Indeed. This is "Hadestown". Apparently, it has been there for quite a while now, and it's nice. I thought of you when I saw it.

https://youtu.be/MWtjGIV1sMQ?si=82ebkti4Jx1nZQho
https://broadway.fandom.com/wiki/Hadestown

Aren't you happy?

I mean ain't that the reason for ophi's immortality?

Not again....

oh thanks

wait ophi has a job now? How time flies...

Rane has claimed Ophi's profile?

Happy New Year!

Happy belated new year yall, here's to yet another year filled with @Ophious dying

Belated happy new year

It's not the 25th yet!
But also merry Christmas Rane, don't die from overwork
I'll be the one to end you

Merry ero Christmas

Merry christmas~

Coffee…hugs?

*hug*
I have hot chocolate only
@akki stole all my coffee so you might need to rob him if you want some coffee

*hugs back*
Hot choco is good too. Don’t think it go well in spicy instant noodle like coffee tho~

plus star rail and honkai impact

he's a hoyo player!

I mean I've been playing honkai impact before genshin was even released

Its not even Halloween yet, let alone Christmas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UasTUGxsKAI

Better

the rabbit from monty python and the holy grail while not horned is terrifying

terriormon and lopmon can probably count as horned rabbits

you have vorpal bunnies too and carbuncle is sometimes depicted as a rabbit

so yeah your right it probably is lot lower than 20%,but ophi why would you willingly lower your chances....

I like the rabbit of Monty Python~

*Pours Flask of Crimson Tears on Ophious's wounds*

But you revive on your own, Ophi-kun~

*stab stab*

hmmm

There should never be a padoru! Ever!

Not again! Someone kill it faster then @Ophious can kill himself!

what do you need to remove to dispose of a body of water in a body?

Ophi has some interesting knowledge alright~

so we're removing his intestines while he's still alive right? if not then count me out

?????????
I thought the ghost festival was last month?????
Why the hell are they already angry now?!?!?!?!?

it was just that time of the month for the ghosts... ophi just has a way with words that get him killed more often then not

doesnt help that those are the ghosts of ophi's clones