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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Suggestions?], Male, from Drifting Through Chaotic Space On The 440th Floor

It's interesting listening to people's phone conversations as you walk past them~ May 25, 2017 at 2:58 PM

    1. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Birds sound nice! (⑅´•⌔•`)*✲゚*。
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        D: how??

        I think it'd be lewd if I posted it on @Pyoo 's profile...
        May 26, 2017 at 1:47 PM
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      4. akki
        akki
        Waking up and hearing birds chirping is nice~
        May 26, 2017 at 7:29 PM
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      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Aye~

        *dizzy dizzy~*
        May 26, 2017 at 7:47 PM
    2. Lovely
      Lovely
      OwO
      *sip coffee* 旦
      - w -
      so good nya~ (´∀`)♡
    3. KingOfMangonia
      KingOfMangonia
      How does someone increase your death count? is there a certain procedure or...
      1. akki
        akki
        Discord~ neko world - #death channel
        May 25, 2017 at 10:43 PM
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    4. akki
      akki
      It's interesting listening to people's phone conversations as you walk past them~
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      3. Miss Ruby
        Miss Ruby
        May 25, 2017 at 4:03 PM
        akki likes this.
      4. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        ...spying*.
        May 25, 2017 at 9:16 PM
      5. akki
        akki
        Haha nah~ I happened to be walking past as the girl was cursing someone. She was fairly loud so it was easy to hear what was said~
        May 25, 2017 at 9:20 PM
    5. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *leaves a pineapple*
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      2. akki
        akki
        Reminds me of himym~

        *said using marshall's voice* Dammit, Trudy, what about the pineapple?
        May 24, 2017 at 2:56 PM
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      3. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        Whenever I re-watch himym I always realise how terrible and selfish Lily was and how Marshall deserved someone wayyy better than her.
        May 24, 2017 at 8:10 PM
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    6. akki
      akki
      Someone give me some patience please~
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Another one to relax >_<
        Dealing with annoying people can be tiring...
        May 24, 2017 at 2:50 PM
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      4. akki
        akki
        Good idea~ brb lol
        May 24, 2017 at 2:51 PM
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      5. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Hmm something happened then?
        Well hang in there akki~
        *pats him on the head*
        May 24, 2017 at 3:01 PM
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    7. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      I remember telling you to read my story! o/
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Link?
        May 24, 2017 at 12:54 PM
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      3. akki
        May 24, 2017 at 1:17 PM
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      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        \o/ yay!
        May 24, 2017 at 2:06 PM
    8. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Thanks (⋈◍>◡<◍)。✧♡
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Volunteering~?
        May 24, 2017 at 12:53 PM
      4. akki
        akki
        Aye~ here now
        May 24, 2017 at 1:16 PM
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      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Ohh, take care~ o/
        May 24, 2017 at 1:58 PM
    9. akki
      akki
      Login to gmail on phone~ its fine. login on laptop~ Wrong password. Try again. What the fuck!!!
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      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        i didnt change the password >.>
        <.<
        May 23, 2017 at 9:45 PM
      4. mrniceguy
        mrniceguy
        Better than not being able to connect at all
        May 23, 2017 at 9:57 PM
      5. akki
        akki
        dunno what happened~ it worked after 10 mins
        May 23, 2017 at 10:30 PM
    10. Matsurika
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        \o/ hope it goes away quickly~
        May 23, 2017 at 8:00 PM
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      3. akki
        akki
        thanks~
        May 23, 2017 at 8:11 PM
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      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        \o/ get better akki-chan!
        lovely is cheering for you \o/
        May 23, 2017 at 8:11 PM
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    11. akki
      akki
      Damn this sore throat. Swallowing feels so weird...
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        Same ;-; i have sorethroat. Lol. I'm sick since two days ago...
        May 23, 2017 at 1:44 PM
      3. lavender_drop
        lavender_drop
        *whispers* Ice cream cures all....
        May 23, 2017 at 1:46 PM
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      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        *hugs both*
        *bring chicken soup for @Shem and coffee soup for @akki*
        lovely ll take care of you two :3 ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )
        May 23, 2017 at 2:37 PM
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    12. HavekZero
      HavekZero
      i shall fall not for thine plebeian like bait hime
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      2. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        and i believe you do, i really do.

        now all you got to do is pass me that shite you're smoking and we'll be even
        May 23, 2017 at 10:31 AM
      3. Frozen ink
        Frozen ink
        I am asthmatic desu~
        I only puff inhalers desu~
        May 23, 2017 at 10:32 AM
      4. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        kay, then pass me that cough syrup you just chugged down
        May 23, 2017 at 10:34 AM
    13. akki
      akki
      *closes his eyes*
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      3. Knowledge is power
        Knowledge is power
        *puts @akki in a coffin* Rip
        May 23, 2017 at 3:04 AM
      4. Aiiee
        Aiiee
        *blows out the candle*
        *whispers* The light might disturb akki's sleep. (´>ω<`)

        *pulls @Shem along while sneaking away*
        May 23, 2017 at 3:06 AM
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      5. Shem
        Shem
        Sleep in forever? >.>
        May 23, 2017 at 3:07 AM
    14. yuzuki
      yuzuki
      1. DCLXVI, Risus, akki and 1 other person like this.
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        We can go back to telling new members that akki is a girl again~
        May 23, 2017 at 12:25 AM
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      3. akki
        akki
        \o/ ❤️
        May 23, 2017 at 12:28 AM
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      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Look akki is happy about it!
        May 23, 2017 at 4:42 AM
    15. akki
      akki
      Is Evolution Theory of the Hunter worth reading?
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      2. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        Tell us if you'll like it!
        May 22, 2017 at 7:12 PM
      3. akki
        akki
        Sure will do~
        May 22, 2017 at 7:15 PM
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      4. akki
        akki
        I've read up to chapter 20. So far it's okay
        May 23, 2017 at 1:15 AM
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    16. akki
      akki
      *after ages goes to sleep in his own profile* g'night y'all~
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        Goodnighty~
        May 22, 2017 at 12:43 AM
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *sleeps here* good night~
        May 22, 2017 at 2:07 AM
        yuzuki and akki like this.
      4. Axiel
        Axiel
        ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ{g'night)
        May 22, 2017 at 3:55 AM
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    17. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      *Eating cookie dough while watching Akki under my invisible blanket*
      *yum*
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      2. akki
        akki
        *looks through the telescope and sees MZG relaxing with a drink*
        All fine here~ nothing special to make a note of
        *doesn't realise that's a decoy and he is in fact being spied upon by the real MZG*....
        May 21, 2017 at 11:12 PM
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    18. akki
      akki
      Home, sweet sweet, home~ \o/
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      3. akki
        akki
        They're married and have their own houses~
        May 21, 2017 at 10:52 PM
      4. brasca123
        brasca123
        I thought you were drifting through a chaotic space? Nice to have you back Akkihime-sama! \(^^)/
        May 21, 2017 at 11:20 PM
      5. Shem
        Shem
        How many sibs do you have? O_o
        May 21, 2017 at 11:32 PM
    19. elparis
      elparis
      Elephant name baron?
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      3. elparis
        elparis
        Baron ren?
        May 21, 2017 at 7:38 PM
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      4. akki
        akki
        That works for me~
        May 21, 2017 at 7:44 PM
      5. elparis
        elparis
        Cool-
        May 21, 2017 at 8:09 PM
    20. akki
      akki
      Sooo tired~ owww...
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        Take some rest?
        May 21, 2017 at 7:11 PM
      4. mrniceguy
        mrniceguy
        Just go and sleep
        May 21, 2017 at 7:12 PM
      5. akki
        akki
        It's only 19:14~ way too early for that.

        Gna rest with a mug of coffee~ \o/
        May 21, 2017 at 7:14 PM
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    Gender:
    Male
    Home Page:
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    Location:
    Drifting Through Chaotic Space On The 440th Floor
    Occupation:
    Stalking BlackKnightGodzilla
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +278]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    [Current Death Count: +278]