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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Hogging Rika] [Dead], Male, from Picking Up Rika On The 446th Floor

I've been reading Coiling Dragon for years and it's only now that I realise I've been misreading Olivier as Oliver.... Sep 23, 2017 at 9:56 AM

    1. Bielt
      Bielt
      Happy Birthday Akkai-hime!!!
      \o/
      1. akki and Nefasdetestasti like this.
      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Sep 15, 2017
        Bielt likes this.
    2. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      I want my rolling space *w*
      1. akki likes this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        A reserved place where people roll around freely!
        Sep 15, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        but where is your rolling space?
        Sep 15, 2017
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Somewhere around here
        Next to the fireplace!
        Sep 15, 2017
    3. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Happy birthday!
      1. Bielt and akki like this.
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Excp the title has to fit even with summer melody~

        (if you refuse this is awkward!)
        Sep 15, 2017
        akki likes this.
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        XDD
        Sep 15, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        Oh okay~ I'll have to have a think bout this
        Sep 15, 2017
        Pyoo likes this.
    4. Hotato
      Hotato
      17 more to go! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

      And you'll have your 10k messages °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
      1. akki and Aiiee like this.
      2. Aiiee
        Aiiee
        Ganbatte, akki! ✺(^▽^✺) ✺(^O^)✺ (✺^▽^)✺
        Sep 15, 2017
        akki likes this.
    5. brasca123
      brasca123
      *brings a cake to the library*

      *hides behind the wall and waits*
      1. Bielt, akki, Osamaru and 1 other person like this.
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        .
        *eats cake while they are snuggling*
        *runs away*
        Sep 15, 2017
      4. brasca123
        brasca123
        *brings a new cake*
        *throws Osamaru at the moon*
        Sep 15, 2017
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      5. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *watches @brasca123 throw the poor Osa Clone to the moon*
        QΔQ He had a wife and kids! he retired tomorrow! Why?!
        Sep 15, 2017
    6. Yukina
      Yukina
      It's your day today



      Soooooooo




      Explode!
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        A hurricane came out of nowhere, wishing for the birthday boy to explode. Whew~
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Is that a grenade disguised as a meatbun?
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Yukina
        Yukina
        nope that was just the if you eat it you'll explode thingy
        Sep 15, 2017
    7. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Akki.. *fidgets around*
      Do you want to eat a meatbun? *blush*
      1. Yukina, yuzuki, akki and 3 others like this.
      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        Is this some kind of sexual innuendo...? Like... @akki wants to eat @GonZ555 out...
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        I'm a little worried with this reaction. Did you get this meatbun from @Hurricane?
        Sep 14, 2017
    8. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Akki
      A.. a
      K.. kind and
      K.. kawai red head
      I.. intoxicated with coffee
      1. Aiiee, yuzuki, Uno and 3 others like this.
    9. yuzuki
      yuzuki
      akki!
      akki!
      akki!
      akki!
      akki!
      akki!
      akki!

      happy!
      akki!

      birthday!
      akki!

      akki! akki! <3
      *hugs*
      1. Pyoo, akki, Osamaru and 1 other person like this.
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        Happy birthday....
        Sep 14, 2017
        akki and Osamaru like this.
    10. jamechi
      jamechi
      Happy bday akki!

      I'm still waiting for rika to be returned Q.O
      1. Matsurika, akki and yuzuki like this.
      2. lexlangel
        lexlangel
        Happy birthday akki~
        Sep 14, 2017
        akki and yuzuki like this.
      3. lexlangel
        lexlangel
        Be spamed and happy on your day~
        Sep 14, 2017
        yuzuki likes this.
    11. Snowdropdreamer
      1. akki and yuzuki like this.
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        It's Akki's bday???
        Sep 14, 2017
        yuzuki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Wow that's an interesting cake~
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        Happy bday akki~
        Sep 14, 2017
        akki likes this.
    12. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Happy birthday akki~❤
      1. akki, yuzuki, Aiiee and 1 other person like this.
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Happy birthday!
        How old are you now, akki?
        Nearing your golden age?
        Sep 14, 2017
        akki, yuzuki and Aiiee like this.
      4. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Happy birthday \o/

        Wishing you well ^-^
        Sep 14, 2017
        akki and yuzuki like this.
      5. brasca123
        brasca123
        Happy birthday Akkihime-sama!!!! *hugs super tight*

        You just got one year closer to your marriage with Rika-chan! Congratulations!!! \(^^)/
        Sep 14, 2017
        Pyoo, akki and yuzuki like this.
    13. akki
      akki
      Prawn curry is the best~
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Notaborax
        Notaborax
        wow fancy:o
        Sep 13, 2017
      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        *hungry*
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Lol how is that fancy?
        Sep 13, 2017
    14. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      A cake? Is it Happy birthday or Happy cake day? (・・?)
      Happy Akki Day!
      (ノ◦˙▽˙◦)ノ *・゜゚・*:.。..。.・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
      1. yuzuki, Vishaakha, akki and 1 other person like this.
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      3. Dori
        Dori
        ...happy birthday!
        Sep 13, 2017
        Aiiee, Osamaru and akki like this.
      4. Hotato
        Hotato
        Happy birthday!
        Sep 13, 2017
        Aiiee, Osamaru and akki like this.
      5. akki
        akki
        Thank you~
        Sep 13, 2017
        Aiiee and Osamaru like this.
    15. akki
      akki
      A jam doughnut with no jam inside....I feel so cheated!
      1. jamechi and Aiiee like this.
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      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        .... smh
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Sep 13, 2017
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        *pat pat*
        Sep 13, 2017
    16. Bielt
      Bielt
      Hello mister~
      ^^

      Would you like some coffee?
      I got some nice one~
      1. Aiiee, akki and Night Ghost like this.
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      3. Bielt
        Bielt
        XD

        hahaha~
        I can't do it~
        cause I will have no one to gift me coffee~ XD

        *severs coffee*
        what you like to eat together with coffee~?
        Sep 13, 2017
        akki likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Tch~ I'll get that address out of you...

        Hmm when I'm out I like to have a chocolate twist with my coffee. Yummy~
        Sep 13, 2017
        Bielt likes this.
      5. Bielt
        Bielt
        XD

        *giggles*
        ohh~
        twist is nice~
        *smile*
        Sep 13, 2017
        akki likes this.
    17. jamechi
      jamechi
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      3. akki
        akki
        *reads rika's comment* Looks like your revenge backfired...
        Sep 12, 2017
      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        Nu-uh, I'm paying for nothing! *uses akki's money*
        Sep 12, 2017
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        :blobthinkingglare:
        Sep 12, 2017
    18. akki
      akki
      100~
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      2. akki
        akki
        91~
        Sep 12, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        89~
        Sep 12, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        82~
        Sep 13, 2017
    19. akki
      akki
      I wish I had my own island~
      1. Underload
        Underload
        Here, take my dream island. I am tired of taking care of it.
        Sep 12, 2017
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.<
        use my token.
        Sep 12, 2017
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Ohhh you gave me an idea for discord name!
        Good job~ have a coffee
        Sep 12, 2017
    20. Skullie
      Skullie
      <.< are you going to use that favor? I'm feeling a bit scared....
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        .......
        I just founded out why it scream danger.....
        I'm getting shipped QwQ
        Sep 12, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Lol~ to who?
        Sep 12, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        Fallen....
        QwQ
        Sep 12, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Location:
    Picking Up Rika On The 446th Floor
    Occupation:
    [Stalking BlackKnightGodzilla] [Aiiee's Star]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +315]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    I know what I do know and I don't know what I don't know~
    [Current Death Count: +315]
    ~!hit!~ to win a bulbasaur~
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