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[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Hogging Rika] [Dead], Male, from Picking Up Rika On The 446th Floor

I've been reading Coiling Dragon for years and it's only now that I realise I've been misreading Olivier as Oliver.... Sep 23, 2017 at 9:56 AM

    1. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      What's your horoscope sign?~
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        give me a title~
        Aug 28, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Hmm~ let me think for a bit
        Aug 28, 2017
      4. Pyoo
        Aug 28, 2017
        Matsurika and akki like this.
    2. Lhie
      Lhie
      How to win in Pinata Game? T-T
      1. Aiiee and akki like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        I've found I usually win when I least expect it~
        Aug 28, 2017
        Aiiee and Vishaakha like this.
      4. Lhie
        Lhie
        just like Dory~
        Just keep swimming~
        Just keep swimming~
        Aug 28, 2017
        Ranz, Aiiee, R3C4P and 1 other person like this.
      5. Ranz
        Ranz
        Hit and summon others to grind the pinata's HP for you. <.<
        Good luck :3
        Aug 28, 2017
        R3C4P likes this.
    3. akki
      akki
      Over a month without Lord Xue Ying. Damn when will this hiatus end?
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      2. akki
        akki
        *glomps back*

        Translator~ they should be back with chapters soon (I hope)
        Aug 28, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      3. Aiiee
        Aiiee
        *likes in spirit*(ㅅ´ ˘ `) Who translates that?
        Aug 28, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        The team from radiant translations~
        Aug 28, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
    4. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      *stats fanning extravagantly*
      1. akki, Hate and Aiiee like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        *enjoys* I've been waking up every other hour cos I felt hot~
        Aug 28, 2017
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        doesnt sounds nice.. *pats*
        Aug 28, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        Mhm~ me and heat do not get on haha
        Aug 28, 2017
    5. akki
      akki
      Damn you low resistance to the heat!!!
      1. Butler and Lovely like this.
      2. Aiiee
        Aiiee
        _( _。ÒㅅÓ)_ *fans akki*
        Aug 27, 2017
        Pyoo, Hotato, Axiel and 3 others like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Being fanned by my fan~ \o/ ❤️
        Aug 27, 2017
        Hotato, Axiel, Lovely and 2 others like this.
      4. Knowledge is power
        Knowledge is power
        Wao! The fanning fan..xD
        Aug 28, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
    6. akki
      akki
      The only good thing about the sun is the shade that it provides~
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      2. akki
        akki
        Yeah but at least I won't be hot~
        Aug 27, 2017
      3. Flumya
        Flumya
        heh, so you want to be cool~
        Aug 27, 2017
      4. Enigma
        Enigma
        Move to Antarctica?
        Aug 27, 2017
    7. akki
      akki
      So tired! Someone give me a massage please~
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        *facechop akki*
        Aug 26, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        *bites Shem's hand*
        Aug 26, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        QAQ
        Aug 26, 2017
    8. Shem
      Shem
      Evil jiggly? O_o jiggly puff? Are you related to @Jiggy? XD
      1. Aiiee likes this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Aug 26, 2017
        akki, Aiiee and Shem like this.
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Aug 26, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      5. Jiggy
        Jiggy
        No. They are mere pretenders and are the testament of my unrealized greatness.
        Aug 26, 2017
    9. jamechi
      jamechi
      Evil jiggly, sing me a song!
      1. Shem and Matsurika like this.
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      3. miru
        miru
        why evil jingly? o.o
        Aug 25, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Aug 26, 2017
        miru and Matsurika like this.
      5. akki
    10. Yukina
      Yukina
      You're under arrest for misleading a lot of male members about your gender
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      2. Midori
        Midori
        @Enigma naw, my eyes see clear as day!
        @Osamaru tsk, what are you implying!
        @Hibiki i'd probably more convinced he's a male, in that case...?

        -looks at @akki pityingly- -shakes head- to have such deceitful surroundings...!
        Sep 2, 2017
      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        Poor akki no one will she her for who she really is~
        Sep 2, 2017
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      4. Midori
        Midori
        Sep 3, 2017
    11. Enigma
      Enigma
      1. hayyan and brasca123 like this.
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      3. Enigma
        Enigma
        Don't worry it's not anything bad, just go on YouTube and look up impractical jokers punishments there's some hilarious ones
        Aug 25, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Aug 25, 2017
      5. brasca123
        brasca123
        *gasps*
        Aug 25, 2017
    12. Shem
      Shem
      |.+) still waiting for a suggestion?
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      2. Aiiee
        Aiiee
        *whispers to Shem* I've sneakily taken root on akki's occupation. I'm immovable. Don't tell akki. (๑-^ก^-)
        Aug 25, 2017
        Pyoo, Osamaru, Matsurika and 2 others like this.
      3. Shem
        Shem
        Goodjob, aiiee!
        Aug 25, 2017
        Pyoo, Osamaru, akki and 1 other person like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Titles have been chosen~ \o/
        Aug 25, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
    13. akki
      akki
      Someone suggest me a second title please~
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      2. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        each event 2k, 1k, 500 for 1st 2nd and 3rd respectively.
        Except team debate which will get 6k, NUF's best which is 100 each, and short story which have their own winning prizes. I was planning on giving 500 to fan favourites~
        Aug 28, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Oh okay~ are you thinking a one off prize for fan favourite or you're doing 1st, 2nd and 3rd for that as well?
        Aug 28, 2017
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        One off~!
        Also am thinking of doing polls for that instead of likes~ but I wanted 2 questions in the polls..
        Aug 29, 2017
    14. Carm
      Carm
      Congrats on surpassing Parth!
      1. akki likes this.
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      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        Congrats~
        @LuftRauser akki surpassed him in number of posts
        Aug 25, 2017
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      4. LuftRauser
        LuftRauser
        -,-)/
        Aug 25, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        Thanks~
        Aug 25, 2017
    15. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Are you an interesting person?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Honestly I think not~
        Aug 25, 2017
      3. Shem
        Shem
        |.+).+) tsun tsun
        Aug 25, 2017
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        |.+).+) tsun tsun~~
        Aug 25, 2017
    16. akki
      akki
      T H E / _ A _ _ _ _ A _ ~book
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        S
        Aug 24, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        E?
        Aug 24, 2017
      5. GonZ555
        Aug 24, 2017
    17. akki
      akki
      Where is the coin?
      1. Kami Association
        Kami Association
        Coin? W-what coin? Surely it's not those thing I use at the vending machines... ha.. ha.. haha..
        Aug 24, 2017
    18. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      *scatters flowers* (/〃▽〃)/.*✿❀ *✲*.。ʚïɞ.•*¨*•.¸¸
      ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ノ *runs away*
      1. akki and Matsurika like this.
      2. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Aug 24, 2017
        Matsurika and Aiiee like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        *sees flowers everywhere* eh~ who did this?
        Aug 24, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
    19. Carm
      Carm
      Akki, you're close to surpassing @Parth37955 in message count.
      1. Pyoo likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        I know~ It's my target haha
        Aug 24, 2017
        Pyoo and Aiiee like this.
    20. Lovely
      Lovely
      >.>
      <.<
      pshh @jamechi @Matsurika
      rika-chi go to the roof see if you can enter into the chimney
      jam jam try to open the back door
      i ll go try the windows nya
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      3. Yukina
        Aug 23, 2017
        akki and Osamaru like this.
      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        help Orz
        i think this bank is too secure >w>
        we ll be back!
        *ninja smoke explosion!*
        *jam, rika and extreme cute kitty! vanish in the net*
        Aug 23, 2017
        Aiiee, jamechi and Osamaru like this.
      5. Yukina
        Yukina
        err I'm already full


        seriously you guys kept leaving the bodies
        Aug 23, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
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    Gender:
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    Home Page:
    http://forum.novelupdates.com/blogs/author/akki.8743
    Location:
    Picking Up Rika On The 446th Floor
    Occupation:
    [Stalking BlackKnightGodzilla] [Aiiee's Star]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +315]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    I know what I do know and I don't know what I don't know~
    [Current Death Count: +315]
    ~!hit!~ to win a bulbasaur~
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