Carm
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Carm

Writing a story somewhere., Male

    1. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      But light travels in all directions!
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      2. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Byt theyre jot a burning rock! Just a mass of nuclear!

        Also, im a sun?
        Sep 20, 2017 at 2:20 AM
      3. Carm
        Carm
        When I wrote this, you had a sun icon next to your name.
        Context matters I suppose.

        "A mass of nuclear"
        Yup, seems like Pyoo knows what she's talking about.
        Uhuh.
        No question about that.
        Sep 20, 2017 at 2:28 AM
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      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        *humphed proudly* this is why im not in sciences >W<
        Sep 23, 2017 at 2:15 PM
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    2. BlancFrost
      BlancFrost
      Carm! Carm!
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      2. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Hear, hear!

        I was subjected to them when we visited the nursery though...luckily we didn't buy them \o/
        Sep 13, 2017
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      3. Carm
        Carm
        Cactus can be fun you know.
        Sep 13, 2017
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      4. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        I suppose. I just don't really like the pointy ones.

        They do have their uses though.
        Sep 13, 2017
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    3. Anon Ymous
      Anon Ymous
      fuku da !!!
      1. Carm
        Carm
        ?
        Sep 11, 2017
      2. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        weren't you the one who wrote misfortune on a novel?
        Sep 11, 2017
      3. Carm
        Carm
        Oh that lol.
        Sep 11, 2017
    4. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Hello Carm
      *Takes both Ice cream pops*
      Bye bye Carm
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    5. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      *laughs* So tired, Zzz Luck wake me up when you need me > been so long~
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      2. Carm
        Carm
        Sure sure they're fun, the only two people who can really throw me off.
        Sep 3, 2017
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Hehe
        Sep 3, 2017
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      4. Carm
        Carm
        *rubs*
        I guess that's another reason for that ship, besides that wonderful name.
        Sep 3, 2017
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    6. Nefasdetestasti
      Nefasdetestasti
      You lost your star?
      I also lost my moon too.
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      2. Carm
        Carm
        *pat pat*
        Aug 29, 2017
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        You always loose them neesan...
        Sep 3, 2017
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      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Sep 3, 2017
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    7. ABMAINA
      ABMAINA
      Watermark your memes, it's the only way
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      2. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        Lol I just noticed it. I find it hiliarious that you took preemptive measures against stuff like that but you still got accused of stealing anyway
        Aug 21, 2017
      3. Carm
        Carm
        I know right?
        I have them on all of them, just in case of things like this.
        Which, apparently, doesn't work.
        Aug 21, 2017
      4. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        Aug 22, 2017
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    8. BlancFrost
      BlancFrost
      Adorable Plushies \o/
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      2. Carm
        Carm
        I think I have one more of them like this, but only one.
        Aug 15, 2017
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Is this her another way of seducing people?
        Aug 15, 2017
    9. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      *smells food*
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      2. Carm
        Carm
        Where exactly is the food you smell?
        And it's a metaphor or analogy you silly goose.
        Aug 11, 2017
      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        but theres a totally purchasable star icon~

        quack quack~

        *points to kitchen*
        Aug 11, 2017
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      4. Carm
        Carm
        I don't think geese quack.....

        I have no kitchen.
        Aug 11, 2017
    10. BlancFrost
      BlancFrost
      Carm
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      2. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Yes well...

        It won't change the fact that he is big bro~
        Aug 7, 2017
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      3. ExitedDeviljho
        ExitedDeviljho
        *Giggles* I love Carm Bro people impression and blanc sis avi~
        Aug 8, 2017
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      4. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Somehow I think your commas are missing XD

        But thanks Dev *hugs tight*
        Aug 10, 2017
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    11. Panda-emic
      Panda-emic
      Carm! Hello! How have you been?
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      2. Carm
        Carm
        I'm good.
        Glad to see you're doing well being an editor!
        Aug 4, 2017
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      3. Panda-emic
        Panda-emic
        Lol I guess I am. And that's good. I miss you guys heaps but real life is a cruel mistress.
        Aug 4, 2017
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      4. Carm
        Carm
        When is real life not?
        *pat pat*
        Aug 4, 2017
    12. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      *sees avi*
      ...
      (=_=)
      ...
      Is it from Pokemon?
      The male and female you can play as?
      *hugs you*
      X
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      3. Carm
        Carm
        Right? Best pokemon protagonists.
        Aug 2, 2017
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      4. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        They always remind me of anime versions of dipper and mabel
        Aug 2, 2017
      5. Carm
        Carm
        Hmmmm don't you mean dipper and mabel are the american versions of them?
        Seeing as they came first.
        Aug 2, 2017
    13. BlancFrost
      BlancFrost
      Thank you.

      For the memories
      For the time
      For the choices
      For the rhymes

      Happiness is to be shared
      Happiness is easily gained
      As the river flows steadily
      Towards the place that shines
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      2. Carm
        Carm
        Are you leaving NUF little sis?
        Jul 30, 2017
      3. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Everyone leaves one day or another~

        But it's because I wanted to say thanks for this avatar...also because I just wanted to thank you :3

        I really like it \o/
        Jul 30, 2017
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    14. akki
      akki
      When the bird starts crying in a rhythmic pattern to compose a tune?
      1. Carm
        Carm
        Sorry, but that's always.
        Jul 24, 2017
    15. dryzzle
      dryzzle
      *wanders around*
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      2. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        Jul 24, 2017
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      3. dryzzle
        dryzzle
        *whew* not a puppy food,

        *grabs cookie while wandering around*
        Jul 24, 2017
      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        *sits down lazily* 0 energy. *noms*
        Jul 24, 2017
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    16. BlancFrost
      BlancFrost
      Dialogue occurs
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      2. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        *enjoys*

        It's no problem big bro.
        Jul 18, 2017
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      3. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Darn. I miss these ones. \o/

        It won't be long \o/
        Jul 18, 2017
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      4. Katsono
        Katsono
        Should I look for the implications of this whole conversation?
        Jul 18, 2017
    17. Katsono
      Katsono
      Took you almost…
      1. Carm
        Carm
        Me?
        Jul 16, 2017
      2. Katsono
        Katsono
        It took you almost two hours to notice I stole your chairs!
        Jul 16, 2017
      3. Carm
        Carm
        welp
        Jul 16, 2017
    18. BlancFrost
      BlancFrost
      Burning up, with fever.
      Choking up, with fear.
      Building up, of tears.
      Floating away, from here.
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      2. Carm
        Carm
        Another poem inspired by my avatar?
        Jul 14, 2017
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      3. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Yup! Although my head does hurt \o/ It turned into something inspired by your avatar. I guess everyone can relate though.
        Jul 14, 2017
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      4. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        I'm better though! Honest!
        Jul 14, 2017
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    19. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *waits*
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      3. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        or sleeping right now
        Jul 12, 2017
      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        Jul 12, 2017
      5. episod3ux
    20. episod3ux
      episod3ux
      Prolly in few days, maybe weeks. `-` =3
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      3. Carm
        Carm
        It took her 5 days.
        Jul 15, 2017
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      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        `-` too long lol
        Jul 15, 2017
      5. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Better than not at all.
        Jul 15, 2017
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    March 16
    Home Page:
    https://monologuesofcarm.wordpress.com
    Occupation:
    Something Somehow       
    Somehow Somewhere

    A random person that lurked the online novel translation scene since the great purge of A Certain Magical Index at Baka-Tsuki.

    Look! A title!
    AG's Doorman
    Holy Emissary of the Ocean Sun Fish
    Welp
    Ship Sinker
    Lady Luck's? Nah just kidding Pearls
    Something Unique Is Written Here, So Don’t Copy It
    Huh? A title? What's that? Can I eat it?
    I'm bored and can't think of anything to put here.
    Smug Smile
    What to put here, what to put here indeed....
    Huh? An original title? Can't think of one.
    Friends with a jar (yzrahc) and proud!
    Don't wanna put anything here, too tired to think
    Thief of Welcomes
    I dislike titles, what should I put here?
    So tired, Zzz Luck wake me up when you need me
    F.A.'s, A.G.'s, welp Sect's and Dungeons' Doorman
    "Even if it's dead, there is still a heart in you"
    "Leaves are but the tears of the tree"
    "Continuing endlessly, time will always move on"
    *on hiatus*
    Is logging every now and then, but not as active.
    『Luck's Poet』
    『Blanc & Dev's Big Brother』
    Eldest Brother of the Serene Family
    Overlooking A Serene And Gentle Wave
    Overlooking A Bluff As Waves Crash Against It
    Glancing Onward To Tomorrows Sun.
    Crash and Crumble, Watching the Bluff Fumble.
    Silently, slowly, full of intent, it was opened.
    Once a lie, twice a farce.
    The untimely end will surely come about.
    Wondering how long it'll take Pyoo to notice this.
    Took Pyoo 5 days to notice this.
    Monologue Ensues.
    When does a bird's cry become a song?
    Waiting for my star to return
    My star shines, but not in my direction
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    This is for when my inevitable end of visiting NUF comes. Until then, I will try to document the people I felt had an impact on me.

    brasca123: Brasca, an eccentric crazy girl I know. Perhaps one of her most recognized feature is her tendency to use Hikari as her avatar, that or her habit of stabbing people or whacking them with bats. Dislikes being called a loli.
    shad12ow: A shady workaholic title giving guildmaster bear. Also a lolicon. Seems to attract yandojis.
    yzarhc: A little jar. During my time when I welcomed new people, little jar is perhaps the person I interacted with the most. You always find the most interesting ways of summoning me.
    Lovely: An extremely confusing subject for me. I still am not quite sure as to Lovely's gender, well either way. Chaos is all you need to know. That, and that Lovely is batman.
    Pyoo: A lewd, lethargic birdy. *pew pew pew*
    Queen/KingOfMangonia: One of the first people I interacted with, or rather, fought with. We combated off in the Boys v Girl thread, I was the wall that pushed the girls back from their close victory, they were either supporting or trying to hinder me. Depending on the account. Although we males did win, I was unable to get the win due to me losing internet. Funny and all around fun person to be around.
    Nom de Plume: A friendly mod. She likes to hold contests. Used joint avatars with Oly.
    OverlyFriendly: A loli that is named Oly, a lover of pokemon and fellow person who likes the art of Hilda. Can be quite savage.
    Lady Luck: Perhaps the most confusing of my relationships, Luck is many things for me. For one, she was the first to be shipped with me. On the other, she pushed all the work onto me when we worked together on a game. A poem fanatic who likes to use CC as her avatar (which made me watch Code Geass) that has a tendency of misspelling things, a lot of things. I mean a lot. Can get quite drunk to the point where her words slur so much that I can only barely understand them (even though I say that her words are too hard to understand at times, it's just me poking fun at her, I don't think she has noticed this yet). She also caused us to lose our couple mafia game. Not to mention she is the first and only person I have used a joint avatar with. Has a voice fetish >.>
    Justderpin: Pearls, where do I begin? How about, "Praise the holy ocean sunfish!" or the like? Anyways, one part of a hilarious duo.
    GamingIce: Can get quite serious and savage. But is all laughs and fluff with Pearls. Can be kinda confusing at times. But I like hanging around him.
    Siostar: (Soon to be) Sister in law of my NUF family. She can be quite blunt, but at times quite sweet and cute, gives off a sort of silent vibe to me.
    ExitedDeviljiho: Devi, a curious specimen, he (she) is my little brother (sister), the youngest of the three of us. Is quite pure and innocent, is what her lets off, but I generally notice that this is just him having fun with everyone, though I'm pretty sure everyone knows about this facade.
    Blancfrost: A sweet, tea loving, chunni little sister who likes to associate herself with the image of being underwater.
    Matsurika: A close friend, is often shipped with Akki. When I first met her, her avatars were always of the fluffy variant. Then she moved on to more mature ones (something I don't let down to this day). Though it's fine, I guess, it fit her onee san image. Later, she started to frequently use joint avatars with akki. An extremely laid back and friendly person. She loves lasagna.
    akki: akki, one of the most famous people of NUF, often called a girl despite being a guy (allegedly). Has an infamous known use of red head avatars. Extremely new person friendly.
    Pythagoras Theorem: A person who has a voice fetish. Can be quite sweet at times, at other, can be really annoying. But that's what I like about her.
    Nurman: Ton is ton.
    Panda-emic: Nuffian I first met on discord, she is quite a supportive person. Keep strong panda!
    Notaborax: Hey brother with same birthday!!!! A really friendly person. I don't regret meeting him.
    Seisa: A kind a sweet person who only wished to spread her jubilant nature, is in hiatus due to her work. I miss you Sei-chan.
    Vindis: Younger Sister of Muni, I met her Via Seisa. She's a bit of a chunni, kinda of like my little sister, and like Seisa, she's in a hiatus.
    I miss you Vin-chan.
    Kuma Desu: Soup! A maso who likes to ensue chaos.
    Akiha: A disciple of mine who's gender is ambiguous. Calls Blanc his/her grandmother, quite eccentric. In hiatus as far as I know.
    The great metalunicorn: A harem leader and a flirt. In hiatus or just very inactive.
    Jibs: A person who I always seem to associate with pancakes. Calls Blancfrost Mama, which I find hilarious
    Reasonable Guy: A nice person who left NUF due to wanting to enjoy his last years of High school with his IRL friends. Miss you bro.
    ZoneQ11: A no nonsense type of person. Despite being quite chatty, I imagine him as more of a silent type of person.
    Bielt: A doting mother, a bit self centered in my opinion, dislikes when things don't conform to her image. But is quite funny and has "great" puns. Don't change Bielt.
    fuzor100: A card maker, person who makes so many funny images. I always get a laugh when I see him post something new.
    iampysx: A avid shipper and in a "relationship" with Tony. Not sure what else there is to say.
    littlefox21: A guy who gave me the infamous title of "Doorman". Can be quite savage with their words. But is quite a fun person to hang around with.
    Carm: A hypocrite, a person who always has to win every argument and ends ones ambiguously on topics he believes he can win but doesn't bother, a person who subtly likes to bring up topics to hear peoples opinion and possible praise, an apt believer that he understands how to read people, a person who's arrogance knows no bounds, a person who has an abnormal amount of knowledge/common sense, a person who is sickly, a person who's slightly insane, a person who's many things.

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    Stolen From @brasca123 (but was revised a little bit)
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    This is the real map: here.
    Map (High Quality and Google Docs Version) For those who wonder what the world looks like!
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    Staff Members - A loli *gets hit* I mean Hikari , Pedo-Be.......Shadow , Dancchi (what ever you do, don't call her a demi-human), Blanc (my little sister! *glomps*) (note, not a receptionist) and Biel, the one who eats planets (note, not a receptionist).

    (Oh and also me!)
    Name: Carm
    Carm the Security Guy, Cat Man, Dense JP Protagonist, The NOOOOOOOO Man, The Foolish Grave Digger, Not Even His Final Form, The One That Errrrrred, The Failed Realizing Guardian, The Shut Up Guardian, Dense Security Guy, Carm Guy the Calm Guard, Carm the Doorman, The One That Give Many Dots
    Gender: Male
    Race: Human
    Job: Guardian
    A mace made out of mithril and uses a earth crystal for weight regulation.
    Nicknamed Bitterdream by Carm
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    Created by @Monti.
    Alloy: Still, Mithril, Copper
    Blessed during the raiding event of Oct. 2016
    Created By @Monti
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    Boots made out of iron.
    Gauntlets made up of copper.
    Armor that covers the body, arms, and legs, made up of steel.
    Created by @Monti
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    A helm shaped like a bucket, it's made out of tin.
    Used with the foot to, like it's name says, smash.
    Can only be used when the user has both feet planted firmly in the ground. When activated it causes the user's skin to become impenetrable and invulnerable to any and all physical attacks. If used repeatedly within a short time frame the user's pores will begin to expand till eventually bursting, causing blood to poor out of every pore on the body.
    Heals physical wounds slowly using the user's physical strength.
    Bashes the enemy with a shield, may cause the enemy to stagger and fall down.
    Magic: None (Unsuited for Magic Due to His Mental State)
    Pet: Lucky(A Smart Fat Orange Cat With a White Underside)
    Rank: D-rank
    Mission Complete:
    Solo: 8E, 4D, 2 C
    Group: 4 (raids)
    Raid:15
    Total: 33
    Mission Failed: 0
    Inventory: Cat Food x 185 (-1), Crossbow, Bolts X 17(-2), The Shadow Book (Traded), Magic Ring [Curse: Purple Skin], Mandora Medicine (1 bottle "miracle medicine" and "cure all"), Flower Costume,
    Currency: 4750 Gold (+520), 4 Mystic Candy (-4), 52 (-300) Five-colored Leaves, 105 Cupid's Feather, 10 (-150) Mercenary Heroic Cookies
    Current Status: Petting his cat

    http://forum.novelupdates.com/posts/1010443/
    FAMILIAR
    NAME: welp
    RACE: Chiby Tontreant
    ELEMENT: Nature, boke
    GENDER: ?
    PERSONALITY: Yandere
    WEAKNESS Fire, tsukkomi
    SKILLS:
    RACIAL SKILL: Absorbing things
    ADDITIONAL SKILL: Tree skin (Buff)
    Description: Loves causing trouble
    @Nurman in tribute to your development in the raid we made this pet ^^
    FAMILIAR
    NAME: Cracker
    RACE: Raven Of Yin And Yang
    GENDER: ?
    PERSONALITY: Wise
    ELEMENT: None
    WEAKNESS Neutral
    SKILLS:
    RACIAL SKILL: Reflect
    ADDITIONAL SKILL: Vibration Strike
    A receptionist of the guild.
    A rather emotionless expression dons her face, as if it will accept everyone's faults.
    Despite her apathetic face, she can exburate quite an array of emotions through her speech, while maintaining the look.
    Named after the flower when her parents saw her pink colored hair, despite her titular name, her favorite flower is actually Tree Peonies in the shade of white.
    Likes to read and as such has knowledge about a lot of useless facts and trivia, can often be found with a book in hand while walking around, surprisingly, she doesn't walk into things and can avoid people despite being absorbed into her book.
    Prefers to be called by her nickname of Chrys.
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    The eldest most esteemed older brother Carm.
    The middle child, Blanc.
    The little sister idol, Dev.
    The sister in law, Sio