DaoistShifu
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Oct 7, 2017
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Gender:
Male
Location:
Han Dynasty
Occupation:
Martial arts Practitioner

DaoistShifu

Active Member, Male, from Han Dynasty

    1. SayMrrp
      SayMrrp
      Honored daoist, thank you for allowing this cheeky youngster to be in your presence! 寿比南山,福如东海. *bows and slowly backs away*
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    2. SayMrrp
      SayMrrp
      I'm sorry, but when I read 'ascend' and 'planes' within the same sentence... I thought of airplanes first.
      *flees*
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      2. SayMrrp
        SayMrrp
        *rubs aching buttocks*
        Enlightened daoist, I still have family living in the secular world. I apologize, but this filial child desires to stay and care for family and is unable to accept your tempting offer.
        Oct 9, 2017
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      3. DaoistShifu
        DaoistShifu
        I seem to have deleted the comment you replied too, This one is sorry for that. And to respond to you, I understand your plight, and praise you for being so filial!
        Oct 9, 2017
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      4. SayMrrp
        SayMrrp
        Many thanks to revered elder for being so understanding. This young one is honored to have had this fortuitous encounter with esteemed sir. This eager youngster wishes for an eventual meeting, perhaps another auspicious one, with great master in the future. *kowtows once and leaves as gracefully as this youngster can*
        Oct 9, 2017
    3. DaoistShifu
      DaoistShifu
      I, Daoist Shifu, am Online once more to gather Disciples and Ascend the Nine heavens and into one of the famed divine planes!
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      3. Tramsloof
        Tramsloof
        Bound by shackles of rules, unable to act when the heart desires?

        Was this the cost of your power, fellow daoist?

        Better than this, were those guys not better, dying for what they stood for, proud till the last moment.

        Mortals in life, better than immortals. Shame, a real shame.
        Oct 8, 2017
      4. 1st Tribulation
        1st Tribulation
        Oi. I'm proud of my age. You take that tch back.
        Oct 8, 2017
      5. DaoistShifu
        DaoistShifu
        It Is indeed sad, But If I, Daoist Shifu had intervened, The hidden experts of the Qin Dynasty would have been allowed to participate and massacre entire towns and cities!
        Oct 8, 2017
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    4. DaoistShifu
      DaoistShifu
      I, Daoist Shifu, Await my entrance into the world of adventurers eagerly! I shall recruit more Disciples there!
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    5. AnAngryLinguist
      AnAngryLinguist
      You're from the Han Dynasty? What is Liu Bang's character like? Also, nice to meet you! Welcome to NUF! I hope you enjoy your time here.
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      2. DaoistShifu
        DaoistShifu
        Indeed, The brat was slothful but charismatic!
        It's a shame his parents did not have ambition!
        Oct 7, 2017
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    6. NerdExpress
      NerdExpress
      I have spotted a clone! (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)✧
      I recommend @Weak Mortal to be your disciple! He needs to learn the Dao of Teleportation.
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Oct 8, 2017
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      4. DaoistShifu
        DaoistShifu
        Welcome Disciple! *starts expounding on the dao of space-time*
        Oct 8, 2017
      5. NerdExpress
        NerdExpress
        What?! This seems to be a free school! Grab the opportunity to learn some teleportation for free! *Gets cheeks pinched QAQ*
        Oct 8, 2017
    7. Nahrenne
      Nahrenne
      @Welcome to NUF!
      *huggles you*
      \(^o^)/
      May you have a wonderful time here~!
      X
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      2. DaoistShifu
        DaoistShifu
        Ah!
        *flies away on my flying sword*
        I daoist Shifu, Greets stranger!
        Oct 7, 2017
    8. Shem
      Shem
      Read your name as Daoist shit fu >_>
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      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        *thousand time evasion*
        Oct 7, 2017
      4. DaoistShifu
        DaoistShifu
        You dare evade me!
        You give I, Daoist Shifu, No face!
        Tornado of Inescapable Mercies!
        Oct 7, 2017
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      5. SayMrrp
        SayMrrp
        Aiyah, merciful daoist, this foolish youngster has misinterpreted your formidable and elegant attack as a mere consumable.
        I mistook the great and powerful 'tornado' as a humble, but shiny, 'tomato'. *kowtows mightily* This penitent fledgling apologizes once more! *bleeds from forehead*
        Oct 9, 2017
    9. DaoistShifu
      DaoistShifu
      I, Daoist shifu am looking for disciples of any Dao! if any juniors need I, Daoist shifu's advice, come to me!
    10. Rudy
      Rudy
      @elengee , you shall welcome this one ~
      Welcome ~
      and goodbye ~
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    11. DaoistShifu
      DaoistShifu
      Hello Nuffers, I, Daoist Shifu has arrived to make my presence on this unsightly website. But I am a clone of one of you, who? who knows?
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      3. AnAngryLinguist
        AnAngryLinguist
        I am not this guy/girl/non-binary! I'm already cultivating the dao of blankness!
        Oct 7, 2017
      4. DaoistShifu
        DaoistShifu
        I am male! Look! I have this bun of hair from years of cultivation!
        And My hands! They're Huge!
        Oct 7, 2017
      5. AnAngryLinguist
        AnAngryLinguist
        I apologize for being mistaken. They're nice hands and you have lovely hair.
        Oct 7, 2017
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Han Dynasty
    Occupation:
    Martial arts Practitioner
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    Given Name/Title: Daoist Shifu
    Gender: I, Daoist Shifu, Am male!
    Race: Human!
    Job/Class: Far Eastern Martial Artist!
    Weapon: Flying Sword!
    Cultivation: Former Saint Ranked Warrior, Now a measly 3rd ranked warrior
    Skills:
    [Flying sword strike!] - using Qi, I bend my sword to my will and have it pierce my enemies!
    [Meditate] - The essential skill of any cultivator to recover from hard work, and I use it to recover Qi!
    [Cultivate] - This is where I use my wisdom to find out the mysteries of the Dao!
    [Qi Infused Sword Slash] - I infuse the Qi into my sword, and slash down my enemies!
    Equipment:
    Daoist Robes
    Bamboo Slippers
    Wood ranked flying sword
    Adventurer Rank: E
    Missions Completed: 0
    Missions Failed: 0
    Inventory:
    4 low-grade spiritual stones
    2 low-grade spirit beast meat
    1 12oz flask of medium-grade spiritual wine
    1 Extra pair of bamboo slippers
    Gold: 0

    I, Daoist Shifu am battling the many myriads of sect experts sent to exterminate me!
    As I showcased out my final move thousand wave strikes, a crack in space appeared in front of me!
    When I woke up, I was in a strange land! and I found most of my cultivation and items were gone!
    I Daoist Shifu, am no weakling though, so I asked a strange man with a sword about any local sects!
    He then told me about this 'adventurers guild' and so I left, With my trusty clothes and the first flying sword I ever used on me!