Fossil

「Spooky」「Scary」「Skeleton」, Male, 23, from USA

Getting tired of novels with long titles. Actively starting to boycott them, especially since the majority of them seem to be bad anyway. Sep 14, 2023

Fossil was last seen:: Viewing unknown page, Apr 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM

1. Blitz
  Trilogy, Cosmic, or survive?
  
  Mar 30, 2024
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  2. Fossil
    No one can ever survive a cosmic trilogy! They end up dead, half the person they were, OR MARRIED!
    
    Cosmic.
    
    Mar 30, 2024
    
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  3. Blitz
    The stars shall guide my survival
    
    Mar 31, 2024
    
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  4. Fossil
    Good luck! Live long and prosper!
    
    Apr 1, 2024
2. sleepandeatallday
  Fossil the Great chainsaw cooking hero!!! I heard you opened a new restaurant on Mars! Another great milestone after you restaurants in jail and on moon became successful!!!
  
  Mar 19, 2024
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  3. sleepandeatallday
    Yep you see, our humble hero Fossil decided to open one restaurants in jail to defeat those evil prisoners with his cooking and become the unbeatable chef hero!~
    
    Mar 19, 2024
    
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  4. theknownuser
    Very normal.
    
    Mar 19, 2024
    
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  5. Fossil
    Too…many…cakes…can’t…stop…cooking!
    
    Mar 19, 2024
    
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3. Blitz
  Travel, net, or sparking?
  
  Mar 1, 2024
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  2. Fossil
    Travel to a new destination!
    Sparks excitement!
    But honestly, you still have to catch bugs with a bug net.
    Net.
    
    Mar 1, 2024
    
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  3. GonZ555
    Siri: "you have reach your destination. The bug you are trying to catch should be on the right. Look out for sparks of fire."
    
    Mar 1, 2024
    
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  4. Blitz
    Call me a tourist cause I’m going to a sparking safari to catch some beetles
    
    Mar 1, 2024
    
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4. SleepingTaiger
  Ohhhh how nice *collects*
  You're gonna go in a pretty jar on my shelf~
  
  Feb 26, 2024
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  2. Voidiris
    Relatable.
    
    Feb 26, 2024
    
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  3. Fossil
    *revs chainsaws*
    
    Feb 26, 2024
    
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5. ReaderReader
  Hello! I'm here to pick up my order of double baked lemon cheesecake
  
  Feb 26, 2024
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  3. ReaderReader
    oh well, here are some mora from genshin!
    
    Feb 26, 2024
    
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  4. ReaderReader
    *takes cake and runs away* I'll pay you in nuffies next time! please forgive this poor nuffian
    
    Feb 26, 2024
    
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  5. Fossil
    Well, I guess this works.
    
    Feb 27, 2024
    
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6. Jeanette
  ^^) *pokes your arm abs*
  
  Feb 9, 2024
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  3. Jeanette
    Yours!
    
    Feb 11, 2024
    
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  4. Fossil
    But…I have none!
    
    Feb 12, 2024
    
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  5. Jeanette
    Yes you do! *hugs* hehe~
    
    Feb 12, 2024
7. leegood
  (~^o^)/ * hands you a cookie*
  
  Feb 2, 2024
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  3. Bright_Lucky_Star
    cyanide flavor
    
    Feb 2, 2024
    
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  4. leegood
    \(^o^)/
    
    Feb 2, 2024
    
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  5. Fossil
    …Hey @Osamaru, want a cookie?!
    
    Feb 3, 2024
    
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8. sleepandeatallday
  Mr.Fossil when will you publish the 12th edition of your cookbook? I already pre-ordered it!
  
  Jan 27, 2024
  2. Fossil
    I think you got scammed if you ordered it before it’s even been announced.
    
    Jan 27, 2024
    
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  3. sleepandeatallday
    QAQ
    
    Jan 27, 2024
9. Agentt
  *noms*
  
  Jan 23, 2024
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  3. Agentt
    Can I pay in installments?
    
    Jan 25, 2024
    
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  4. Fossil
    And lower its value? Nah.
    
    Jan 25, 2024
    
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  5. Agentt
    Q.Q
    
    Jan 25, 2024
    
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10. Blitz
  Discs, prosecutors, cowboys, or memoirs
  
  Jan 22, 2024
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  2. Fossil
    Wait, are you trying to be a lawyer for a cowboy who was playing their diary too loud on their boombox?
    
    Memoirs.
    
    Jan 22, 2024
    
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11. Blitz
  Octopi, Island, or Star
  
  Dec 26, 2023
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  2. Blitz
    Oh and hope you’re having a very lovely holiday
    
    Dec 26, 2023
    
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  3. Fossil
    Let’s go with an island getaway for the holidays. And you too!
    
    Dec 26, 2023
    
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12. sleepandeatallday
  .
  ┬┴┬┴┤
  ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・) *peeks*
  *leaves an ultra rare red X-667 Chainsaw*
  *noms the terror choco cake Mr.Fossil baked in 0.01 seconds*
  Delicious as always!~
  ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・)
  ┬┴┬┴┤*sneak away*
  
  Dec 14, 2023
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13. Blitz
  Dig, Slay, Sunny days, or radiant paths?
  
  Dec 10, 2023
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  2. Fossil
    Sunny days because I never get to see the sun.
    
    Dec 11, 2023
    
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  3. Blitz
    DLC it is
    
    Dec 11, 2023
    
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14. sleepandeatallday
  [Congratulations, you have encountered a stray sleepandeatallday. It appears quite friendly. Would you like to pet it? Yes or No]
  
  Dec 1, 2023
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  2. Fossil
    Huh.
    *gives it a chainsaw*
    It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this, and commit crimes.
    
    Dec 1, 2023
    
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  3. sleepandeatallday
    /ᐠ｡▿｡ᐟ\*ᵖᵘʳʳ*
    [The Great Sleepy is touched]
    [Reward: Cookies x10]
    
    Dec 1, 2023
    
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15. leegood
  (~^o^) *holds out a basket*
  
  Nov 1, 2023
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  3. leegood
    ~*.*) *uses them against @Osamaru *
    
    Nov 1, 2023
    
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  4. Osamaru
    *runs away*
    
    Nov 2, 2023
    
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  5. Fossil
    Ah~ Sweet murder~
    
    Nov 2, 2023
    
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16. Jeanette
  Happy Halloween Yusha-Dono! *gives you gold coin cookies*
  
  Nov 1, 2023
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  2. Fossil
    Why thank you!
    
    Nov 1, 2023
    
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  3. Jeanette
    ^^)/ *pats the lil Yusha~*
    
    Nov 1, 2023
    
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17. sleepandeatallday
  Good day Mr.Fossil!~
  Can I order a choco cake!~
  
  Oct 26, 2023
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  3. yorstruly
    ... what game?!!
    
    Oct 27, 2023
    
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  4. yorstruly
    oh that... mr. fossil im really sorry abt what happened but if I don't kll you then u will kll me. first come first serve. I really want choco cake~ have mercy on me~~
    
    Oct 27, 2023
    
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  5. Fossil
    Sorry, but I can only handle so many deaths in my afterlife, you know?
    
    Oct 27, 2023
18. ReaderReader
  ┬┴┬┴┤
  ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・) *peeks*
  *leaves plate of cookies*
  ┬┴┬┴┤・ω・)
  ┬┴┬┴┤ *sneaks away*
  ┬┴┬┴┤ *wonders if they are up to standard for the Mr.Fossil
  
  Oct 21, 2023
  2. Fossil
    …Gremlins are making cookies again, huh? Guess they’ll go to the poison tester again.
    
    Oct 21, 2023
19. ReaderReader
  Mr Mr!! Would you like to join a cooking show? I'm sure that your talents will shine brighter than anyone else
  
  Oct 10, 2023
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  3. hypersniper159
    He already accepted, that Tsundere. Tell me Reader, has all your time studying and learning about anime and figurines gone down the drain? How can’t you recognize a tsundere at a glance?
    
    Oct 10, 2023
    
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  4. Fossil
    Nuffies are a scam given to you to spend them all on blackjack.
    
    Oct 10, 2023
    
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  5. ReaderReader
    True true, you have to hoard them! That's the only way
    
    Oct 10, 2023
    
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20. sleepandeatallday
  Mr. Fossil, how are you? I would like to order a choco chip cake!~
  
  Oct 7, 2023
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  2. yorstruly
    me too with chocolate drip
    
    Oct 7, 2023
    
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  3. Fossil
    God. I just woke up and already orders.
    Eh. Get them from the case yourself.
    
    Oct 7, 2023
    
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  4. sleepandeatallday
    Thank you Mr. Fossil!~
    
    Oct 8, 2023
    
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About

Gender:

Male

Birthday:

May 23, 2000 (Age: 23)

Location:

USA

Occupation:

CNC Machinist

Bio? What bio? This was the only ever bio! Nothing ever came before it!
*coughs*

Anyway, I'm Fossil. A skeleton, a human, a whatever you want me to be. I'm a CNC Machinist who got sucked into novels way back in high school. I primarily hang around community games and on Discord. I don't know what my favorite novel is anymore as I've read too much.

I love music, video games, anime, etc. That's about it. Feel free to PM me or post on my profile about anything.

Enjoy your time on NUF, but escape while you still can!
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"If everyone in the world is crazy, and you are being called crazy by everyone in the world, does that make you normal or a psychopath?"
Adventurer's Guild Character
Adventurer's Guild Dragon Wyvern

Squick

Name: Ezel
Domain: Elements
Title: Creation God of the Elements
Feats: Creation of the First World
Karma: 0

Appearance: A tall body clothed in a black cloak that you can’t see through. The cloak has silver arrows covering it that change colors based on the element being used.

Holy Symbol: Five differently colored arrows representing fire, earth, water, air, and lightning.

Tools: Ruby (Gun), Five elemental swords (Crimson Rose, Azure Iris, Sakura, Baby's Breath, and Lisianthus)
Realm Locations: World Tree, Pyrrhis, Terris, Hydrum, Fulris, Aer

Name: Phantasm (Zeke)
Race: Human (Chaotic Being)
Gender: Male
Job: Swordsman (Unintelligible)
Skills: Swordsmanship (Unintelligible)

Physical Status: Ongoing Dehydration
Mental Status: Mostly Insane - Probably
Faith in Humanity: -5000 and Dropping
Personality: Procrastinating Sadist with Standards
Occupation: Bookworm
Currently Procrastinating: Procrastination
Old Titles: ~Procrastinator: I’ll Find a Better Title Later~, Page Master, King of Squirrels, Aliceshiki’s Punching Ball

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nah I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholic's admit they have a problem, I enjoy my problem
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He's someone who prefers night time over day, mostly because he can sleep.

Known Concepts:
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Aurora
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