Thank you all for the sound advice, it seems quite helpful in hindsight. Instead, what i did is i drank some industrial grade baking soda, fell...
... You need to drink warm water with salt in it. Trust me, it works. *drinks salt water* Lol, you were supposed to gargle, not drink it! My...
I abhor the taste of onions. Had a girl i liked, she probably liked me too. Told her i can barely tolerate onions, she said the same. Caught her...
There's no trash like toe rash!
I did a very stupid thing today, which i'm not going to share thank you, and almost fell prey to a full blown panic attack. Now that i am in the...
Yet getting yourself involved has made you a target by association. Your wound is self-inflicted... And i can assure you, there are more than...
No rivers, no boat, no pillage. Sorry.. Please, though! Don't hold back on my behalf! I'm sure your own home is just as pillage worthy as mine if...
Nah, the 'state' was always there. The hit merely helped me recognise and eventually accept it. Ignorance is indeed bliss, most of the time..
Shave your head, grow a beard, be a viking. Think of the loot!
Yes, you're picky. Most of us are. There's plenty of stuff to read, but we're limited by our means to getting access to it and our desire to find...
I sneezed while opening a door, my head snapped forward and hit the frame. No bump, but i was never the same since.. now i'm dumber.
You swallowed a couple more bugs than usual...
The white fluff did. No worries though, it's normal to miss details in the background when one's mind wanders... ... Now that's just downright...
My wish you ask? My wish is for you to FOCUS. That's what i'm wishing for right about now...
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