notnoel

Hello God, I saw what you did for the dinosaurs and I'd really appreciate it if you could do that for me thanks~

Remember you can't spell slaughter without laughter :D

Trying to drink Starbucks through a mask, these are the real 1st world problems

You remind me of a box of chocolates, ultimately sweet but every time we meet I have no idea what I'm in for.

I do not have bad habits, I merely have things that others do not appreciate

Time to catch up on all the stories that updated.... this is gonna take awhile

Sooooo... It's been awhile, but now I'm done with classes and back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3x3-22Gi3g&t

Yes 911 I’d liked to report a burglary. Yes, Lin Manuel Miranda just got robbed of his Oscar

I am the magical New Year Fairy, This year sucked so I shall give you a new one!

That's right you just run away now, I bet you run away from zubats!

New idea for a horror game, its the day your final project is due, you haven't done anything yet and the internet is down.

I am actually a peacock disguised as a human being shhhh.... don't tell anyone

May all the martial lords above thank the powers that be the internet and helpful friends because without them I'd never finish my projects

I have officially been caught in my procrastination, goodbye cruel world, I will miss your stories the most

Britain: "The Brexit was the stupidest move a country could make" America:"Hold my drink"

“who do you think will win the 2016 election?” idk but definitely not America

I would like to announce to the general public that unfortunately the Canadian immigration website is down

I am eagerly counting down to tomorrow so I can truly herald in the coming apocalypse with a single tear for the election.

Mom: "How're your classes going?" Me: "They're good" Narrator: "They were not good."