NowFooMe

>A shitty ecchi harem anime
>Boy, 18 years old is the MC
>Orphaned when he was three, parents died in a car accident
>Youthful appearance and energy which is appealing to love interests
>Female characters are all Christmas Cakes/MILFs/Ara Ara women
>At least 5-6 female characters to surround the boy
>Lusting after him because they've all been desperate for kids themselves and think that he's the perfect kid
>Loving, well-mannered, neat, polite, smart, cute, the boy is perfect
>Sly character, pretends to be incredibly dense but he's acutely aware of what the women are trying to do
>It's the beginning of his last year of high school
>New female character to join the cast, it's his homeroom teacher who takes a liking to him as well
>Ladies interested in him are jealous of the homeroom teacher so they frequently make attempts to sneak into his school for reasons
>Obligatory beach episode
>Various cases of boy pretending to be displeased so women can comfort him
>Everyday continues in much the same way, until a desperate situation arises
>WEDDING
>It just so happens that the female characters are each in line to inherit a large fortune, if they can get married within two months.
>The love interests all desperately step up their game to try and win the heart of the boy
>He decides that he should try and satisfy them all
>Assembles a bunch of suitable men and tries to be the ultimate matchmaker
>Goes well at first, but he eventually figures that their love for him cannot be broken so easily
>In a sudden move, he informs them all that he knew of their intentions all along, but he doesn't love any of them
>Revelation hits them like a ton of bricks
>Lives the rest of his life without being hassled by old women

Hijinks ensue as you read the first letter of every line and begin to question the NATURE of SHITPOSTING