Yes, they are I am a pheasant and I am proud! My favorite food actually I am a pheasant and I am proud.
I will state 3 things desu~ 1 @mrniceguy 's name is one of the biggest lies in nuf desu~ 2 you my friend now and you can't escape that desu~ 3 there is no use denying facts desu~
The roaming buffalo has come to see what's going on and.... well, it's pretty crazy round here. I'm also here to ask you to pay for my medical fees.... my legs still hurt.
No! Plz. I promise you I'm not tasty! Kysil, that bird below, it looks tasty. It's also a nice and light meal. Since I'm such a nice buffalo that wouldn't want you to become fat, I shall sadly offer you this bird.
(sees post on own profile by random person) (awkwardly scratches cheek while thinking what I should do ) (Come to profile and starts stalking) 5min later (still stalking) (awkwardly places Augustus gloop flavoured chocolate bar ) (stares for a short bit then silently leaves)
This land was tainted by the presence of perverts. I tried my best to not let them in, but they still came... This page will never be the same again.