A man and his pet panda walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call."
So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my panda." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the panda falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a panda."
How many Pandas does it take to change a light-bulb? The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in light-bulb sizes.
A Panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders a meal and eats it. After politely paying for his meal, he pulls out a gun and shoots it in the air. He immediately walks out the door. "Why did you do that?" hollered the confused waitress. Looking back over his shoulder the panda says "I'm a panda". "Look it up in the dictionary."
The waitress locates the dictionary on her bosses desk and searches for the definition of panda bear. Finding it she reads, "Panda Bear - A large black and white bear like mammal native to the far east. Eats shoots and leaves."
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you".
Good luck with that. I find it too inefficient in the short term and I only have a short attention span... Saddddd
Me too.... Its is said creative people have short attention span......say that to my professor whose lecture I usually sleep through
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