Shem
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Shem

High Priestess ✩ Emy's ✩ Lex's Oujo ✩ Evil's Pet, Female, from Running away from Lex, Osamaru & Alexfilia <.<;;

Shem was last seen:
Sep 23, 2017 at 6:39 PM
    1. Emy.
      Emy.
      .-. classes from 9 am suck. I actually need to walk to school in the morning...
      *puts head on waifu's lap and rest for a bit before preparing to go to school*
      I love you
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      3. Emy.
        Emy.
        @Infinity Sword after my studies n a bit of time after to earn money n to fetch her o/ tho we'll meet once while I'll be in university
        Sep 14, 2017
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      4. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        @Osamaru you can do that even if the groom isn't emy... lol
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Emy.
        Emy.
        @Shem I'm clueless as well
        Sep 14, 2017
    2. Infinity Sword
      Infinity Sword
      *see trash bin*
      *Throw lance* Gaeeeee bolggggg!
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      3. koashi
        koashi
        *Sigh*
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        MUAHAHAHAHA better luck next time?
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        *throwing grenades into trash bin*
        Sep 14, 2017
    3. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      *pats @Shem* orz....... I was going to say something, but I got distracted and forgot.....

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'sProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Hey! Looks like it worked!
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Yeah!!! *hi5*
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        ( ̄▽ ̄)/ \( ̄▽ ̄) *high-5* Glad it worked.
        Sep 14, 2017
    4. koashi
      koashi
      SHem ill have u kneel before me.
      1. L4 and Shem like this.
      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        *stab koashi* who do you think you are to make my auntie kneel! ( ・᷄-・᷅ )
        Sep 14, 2017
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        =-= as if you can do that, unless you play 21 dares
        Sep 14, 2017
    5. LysUltima
      LysUltima
      *Steals socks*

      Un, money.
      7000N.
      Pay up.

      Yes, I stole your socks to get the money.
      Totally not to get closer to a certain person's feet.

      @Emy. DO NOT ATTACK ME
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        You stole the sock inside the trashcan? It's from someone else not mine>_>
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. NerdExpress
        NerdExpress
        *stabs* *stabs* *stabs*
        *Digs hole and buries*
        *Kicks some dust on pile of dirt using paws*
        *leaves*
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Emy.
        Emy.
        *trips ultima*
        *ultima falls in a pit*
        Sep 14, 2017
    6. LysUltima
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      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        A fellow American?
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Where do you find those?
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Hotato
        Hotato
        Pinterest, a chance stumble
        Sep 14, 2017
    7. lexlangel
      lexlangel
      *serve tea* did you take breakfast master?
      And since you are lazy to go to the thread here.
      https://instaud.io/1g5M
      *go back to my corner*
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        *kicks @koashi* you don't have the rights to order my butler. =-=
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. koashi
        koashi
        BUTler there, u serve me tea.
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Shem
        Shem
        No.
        Sep 14, 2017
    8. Little Evil
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        Im not gonna fall for that...
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. koashi
        koashi
        Oh? then by all means.
        Those who wish to berate him, have at it.
        Sep 13, 2017
      5. Shem
        Shem
        =-= it's in imgur... Can't access
        Sep 14, 2017
    9. XD
      XD
      Praise be to High Priestess Shem for creating delightful chaos on NUF!
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        <.< I didn't cause any chaos >.>
        Sep 14, 2017
    10. aueneg
      aueneg
      Looking over the town, a lone young man stands at the top of the mountain, he looks at the town with a longing expression.

      "Just wait a few more years and we will be together Kuronokei once again."

      Clenching his fist, he turns around to leave the place.

      "Skullie ! If you really love me then don't leave!"

      Hearing the voice, the one who was called Skullie halts turns around and saw a handsome man breathing roughly.
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      3. Shem
      4. aueneg
        aueneg
        Putting a kissing scene is like making me fall in the abyss of despair!
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.<
        [blank] put his lips against [blank 2] lips and stick his tongue in...nvm...
        Sep 14, 2017
    11. Emy.
      Emy.
      :3 fufufufu
      Prolly fell asleep unwillingly or Internet is big shite
      *covers waifu with a blanket*
      :3 in case you fell asleep don't wake up too soon :3
      Sleep properly and rest o/
      I love you <3
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        Yeah... Too tired >.> I didn't bother to check messages on wa huehue
        Sep 14, 2017
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      3. Emy.
        Emy.
        It's okay , don't worry :3

        Didn't I tell you that you should sleep and rest? Why would i mind it when you finally do it?
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Osamaru
        Sep 14, 2017
    12. Infinity Sword
      Infinity Sword
      Cousin!! *set fireworks in trash bin*
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      3. Evil
        Evil
        *grabs @Shem and vanishes*
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.<
        Poor shem
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        Kidnaper!
        Sep 14, 2017
    13. Evil
      Evil
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Didn't say nothing...
        *give cookie*
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. Evil
        Evil
        *takes but doesn't eat*
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        *give a bowl of spicy ramen*
        Sep 14, 2017
    14. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      *pokes* you hiding in there?
      1. L4 and Shem like this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        *gets poked*
        Sush! <_< >_> twilight will kill me, Lexi will nom me and little evil will lick me! D:
        Sep 13, 2017
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      3. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        *pokes pokes pokes*
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        H-Hey! Stop poking me!
        Sep 13, 2017
    15. iblush
      iblush
      Whatcha doing hiding in there?
      *hugs*
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      3. Faisal
        Faisal
        Vomit on yourself smh
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. iblush
        iblush
        Dangerous?! You rolled me down the hill?! T_T
        Sep 13, 2017
      5. Faisal
        Faisal
        I only meant to roll the bin!!! QAQ
        Sep 13, 2017
    16. Land of The Fallen
      Land of The Fallen
      @Bottle is amazing~
      @Bottle is awesome~
      All hail the great @Bottle and it's amazing high priestess.
      Let @Bottle be immortalised, worshiped by all.
      Where @Bottle is, is where greatness and excellence is found.
      To follow @Bottle is to be enlightened, is to gain riches and happiness beyond compare~
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        How? OAO
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. alexfilia
        alexfilia
        fix it to fit a sig better?
        Sep 13, 2017
      5. Shem
        Shem
        Yeah try q.q
        Sep 13, 2017
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    17. Faisal
      Faisal
      *Rolls you down a hill*
      #SinceI'mVisitingOthersWhyNot?
      #GoodLuckGrowing
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        QwQ FAI, YOU'RE SO EVIL!!! *rolls down the hill*
        Sep 13, 2017
    18. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      _(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)_ I'm dead right now. don't feel sick or bad, just exhausted. Like I've stayed up for 2-3 days.
      Send help! *passes out on couch*

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'sProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        Take some rest
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        orz.... I Know I know. See ya in a bit.
        Sep 13, 2017
      5. Shem
        Shem
        Hmm rest well o/
        Sep 13, 2017
    19. JackStone
      JackStone
      Will you be my pet?

      Like this? @Shem
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      3. JackStone
        JackStone
        Medicine.
        And nobody here openly cusses people? That's good.
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Wow medicine is hard tbh o_o
        Oh there are peeps here but no need to take them seriously, they just act like that. Like salty or sth
        Sep 13, 2017
      5. JackStone
        JackStone
        Salty? Who?

        And yes, medicine is hard. :c
        Sep 14, 2017
    20. Skullie
      Skullie
      >.>
      I want to be a God :3
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.<
        nah~
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        *takes picture of shem being a snail*
        Sep 13, 2017
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.<
        Sep 13, 2017
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    What about me?
    ✩I'm Living My Life As Lazy And Crazy As I Can✩​

    “Some people like power, some people like money, some like beauty. I do not have many likes, but I like eating and reading. If I do not have these two in my life, there is nothing to look forward to.”-Hua Xi Wan of Eight Treasure Trousseau.

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    Scattered thoughts and dark secrets lead me to a blacker heart
    Yet, you appeared so suddenly, and stole all of my attention
    You could have stayed outside my heart
    But in you came and here you stay

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    Bit by bit
    Litlle by little
    The secondhand moves
    As I'm sitting there.
    Waiting for you to come
    Waiting for the promise to be fulfilled

    I know that waiting is difficult
    But I want to get used to the feeling
    Knowing that you’re with me
    Even when you’re not by my side.

    And at the same time, wishing for a forever
    Cause I want us to grow up and old together
    Your every actions, expression and everything
    I don't want to miss anything
    No one know from where it came
    though some laughed and called it lame
    others just called it a game
    and yet we will have no shame

    Those called by High Priestess Shem
    fought the good fight, Us and Them
    burned Its Image into their Skin.
    purged their mind, bottled their sin.

    We swept the Forums with our song
    some came willing, others dragged along
    though some frowned and thought us wrong
    So soon it grew, the crazy throng

    and so the world we sought topple.
    but make haste and don't you dawdle
    turn up the music and rev your throttle
    join us now as we Praise the Bottle!
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