Shem
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Shem

High Priestess ✩ Emy's ✩ Lex's Oujo ✩ Evil's Pet, Female, from Running away from Lex, Osamaru & Alexfilia <.<;;

Shem was last seen:
Sep 21, 2017 at 8:27 PM
    1. Osamaru
      Osamaru
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        Twi loves me so much *sheds fake tears*
        Sep 19, 2017 at 3:08 AM
    2. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Slaps @Shem with a Bloody Steak*
      *Whistles*
      GET HER!
      *All the Neighborhood Dogs Pounce on @Shem*
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        *watches Twi talking to a wall* >.>
        Sep 19, 2017 at 3:10 AM
    3. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Swings a Baseball Bat at @Shem's Cookie Jar*
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        MUAHAHAHAHAHA my jar is unbreakable!
        Sep 19, 2017 at 3:11 AM
    4. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Throws a Flaming bag of Dogshit at @Shem*
      GIVE THEM BACK!
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        Wut? <.<
        Sep 19, 2017 at 3:11 AM
    5. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Throws eggs at @Shem*
      GIVE ME BACK MY STUFF!!!!!!
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        *throws cookies at Twi* whatcha talking about? >.>
        Sep 18, 2017 at 9:06 PM
    6. Pan2
      Pan2
      You changed back to a cookie!
      Now, will you join the Pan2 sect?
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      3. Horiya
        Horiya
        A Pan huh..
        Sep 18, 2017 at 9:03 PM
      4. Shem
        Shem
        No thanks >_>
        Sep 18, 2017 at 9:03 PM
      5. Pan2
        Pan2
        Why not?
        For the first member, the discipleship fees are waived.
        Sep 18, 2017 at 9:05 PM
    7. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      Ok, this one is slightly scary. If you eat that Cookie, I'm pretty sure @Shem owns your Soul now.
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      3. Osamaru
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Thanks
        Sep 18, 2017 at 8:54 PM
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      5. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        No problem.
        Sep 18, 2017 at 8:54 PM
    8. Aop
      Aop
      ...No, that wasn't where my confusion was. nevermind I'm just going to drop this. I'm too tired to care.
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        What? Why? O_o
        Sep 18, 2017 at 7:10 PM
      4. Aop
        Aop
        For some reason, following a curfew for minors and being able to buy alcohol, which generally non-minors can't buy, just bothered me. But honestly, not really a big deal to get all bothered by it. So I'm just walking away.
        Sep 18, 2017 at 7:21 PM
      5. Shem
        Shem
        Hmmm we don't have it like that here... Kids are able to buy alcohol except cigarettes
        Sep 18, 2017 at 7:24 PM
    9. Vishaakha
      Vishaakha
      How many hrs do shem sleeps?
      *thinking hard*
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        Yeah @Shem... u "talk" a lot... at night...
        Sep 18, 2017 at 7:12 PM
      4. Vishaakha
        Vishaakha
        She has alergies? Hopefully not of cookies.
        Sep 18, 2017 at 7:14 PM
      5. Shem
        Shem
        Ohh not of cookies XD I love sweets. It's an allergy of dusts
        Sep 18, 2017 at 7:24 PM
        Vishaakha and Emy. like this.
    10. Sleight
      Sleight
      Do they sell u alcohol at stores...? I just gotta ask... bcuz... well... ur a loli...
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        I haven't...I don't go out at night and never alone >_>
        Sep 18, 2017 at 7:03 PM
      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        Shes a legal loli @Aop...
        Sep 18, 2017 at 7:03 PM
      5. Shem
        Shem
        @Aop in my country, there are lots of variety stores in a village. You can buy almost everything from it. From school supplies to foods
        Sep 18, 2017 at 7:04 PM
    11. Emy.
      Emy.
      q.q
      *spins three times around and puts my hand on waifu's hand*
      nyaa~
      1. lexlangel and Shem like this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG
        Sep 18, 2017 at 6:49 PM
        Emy. likes this.
    12. Emy.
      Emy.
      <.< >.>
      *sneaky sneakily takes off waifu's knee socks*
      *smells the sweaty knee socks*
      great pick
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        *embarrassed*
        Sep 18, 2017 at 6:29 PM
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      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *kicks @Emy. out of the corner* That's my Spot!!
        Sep 18, 2017 at 6:34 PM
        Emy. likes this.
      5. Emy.
        Emy.
        .-.

        there's usually 4 corners in a room

        .-.

        go away from mine
        Sep 18, 2017 at 6:38 PM
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    13. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      orz.... ended up sleeping so late, I missed class. Great.

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'sProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        NYAHAHAHAHAHA you deserved it
        Sep 18, 2017 at 5:35 PM
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      3. Horiya
        Horiya
        *pats*
        Sep 18, 2017 at 5:35 PM
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      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Orz.....
        Sep 18, 2017 at 5:37 PM
    14. Kurono
      Kurono
      So now that I've become one of your minions , what should I call you from now on ?
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        Oujo-sama or little miss lol. That's what @Axiel called me before xD
        Sep 18, 2017 at 5:34 PM
      4. Kurono
        Kurono
        Then be it Little loli ~
        Sep 18, 2017 at 5:35 PM
      5. Shem
        Shem
        ........
        Sep 18, 2017 at 5:40 PM
    15. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Hey @Shem!
      *Grabs the Cookie jar*
      I found a copy of all the Aliens films except Covenant.
      *Eats cookie*
      *Turns on TV*
      *Eats another Cookie*
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      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Oh stop crying you big baby! Look
        *Burk dies to Aliens*
        He deserved that one! Trying to profiteer for the company when everyone else is either dead or dying...
        Sep 18, 2017 at 5:40 PM
      4. Shem
        Shem
        ...my cookie jar...
        Sep 18, 2017 at 5:50 PM
      5. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        *Eating more cookies*
        You want one?
        Sep 18, 2017 at 6:22 PM
    16. alexfilia
      alexfilia
      Nuuu why are you running away from me too QAQ
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        Why not?? (o_o;;) you always wanna nom me
        Sep 18, 2017 at 2:43 PM
      3. alexfilia
        alexfilia
        but you are not a cookie anymore Q.Q

        And i havent nomed you in a while Q.Q
        Sep 18, 2017 at 2:45 PM
      4. Shem
        Shem
        MUAHAHAHA i wont be a cookie anymore
        Sep 18, 2017 at 5:33 PM
    17. The Evil
      The Evil
      Shem I've got an urgent mission for you.
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      3. The Evil
        The Evil
        I need to get to 100 posts quickly.
        Sep 18, 2017 at 2:19 PM
      4. lexlangel
        lexlangel
        *hear from the pocket*
        Sep 18, 2017 at 2:25 PM
      5. Shem
        Shem
        Remind me later after 3hours o7 it's midnight on mine. My internet is a shite atm. I'll help you.
        Sep 18, 2017 at 2:30 PM
    18. Sleight
      Sleight
      Remember the bugtiality thingy...? Anyway i googled 'real bug porn' bcuz i was curious... i had to search for a while... never again...
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        Oh wait... how the hell did i come into that conclusion with my negative IQ...?
        Sep 18, 2017 at 2:21 PM
      4. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        Because its negative.

        I wasn't being funny.
        I was being a 100% serious :/
        Sep 18, 2017 at 2:23 PM
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      5. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        Now as entertaining as shittalking you is I have an mma class in 30 minutes.

        Gtg.
        Sep 18, 2017 at 2:24 PM
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    19. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      *gives Shem some cookie dough*
      *hugs*
      ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ノ
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        QAQ I WONT GIVE YOU WEDDING!!!
        Sep 18, 2017 at 1:31 PM
      4. lexlangel
        lexlangel
        Waaaa @Lhie master is mad at me~~~
        Sep 18, 2017 at 1:31 PM
      5. Shem
        Shem
        HMPF
        Sep 18, 2017 at 1:33 PM
    20. The Evil
      The Evil
      *pet*
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        I don't follow clones....
        Sep 18, 2017 at 11:59 AM
      4. The Evil
        The Evil
        Sep 18, 2017 at 11:59 AM
      5. Evil
        Evil
        Yes you do.
        Sep 18, 2017 at 12:21 PM
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    ✩I'm Living My Life As Lazy And Crazy As I Can✩​

    “Some people like power, some people like money, some like beauty. I do not have many likes, but I like eating and reading. If I do not have these two in my life, there is nothing to look forward to.”-Hua Xi Wan of Eight Treasure Trousseau.

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    Scattered thoughts and dark secrets lead me to a blacker heart
    Yet, you appeared so suddenly, and stole all of my attention
    You could have stayed outside my heart
    But in you came and here you stay

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    Bit by bit
    Litlle by little
    The secondhand moves
    As I'm sitting there.
    Waiting for you to come
    Waiting for the promise to be fulfilled

    I know that waiting is difficult
    But I want to get used to the feeling
    Knowing that you’re with me
    Even when you’re not by my side.

    And at the same time, wishing for a forever
    Cause I want us to grow up and old together
    Your every actions, expression and everything
    I don't want to miss anything
    No one know from where it came
    though some laughed and called it lame
    others just called it a game
    and yet we will have no shame

    Those called by High Priestess Shem
    fought the good fight, Us and Them
    burned Its Image into their Skin.
    purged their mind, bottled their sin.

    We swept the Forums with our song
    some came willing, others dragged along
    though some frowned and thought us wrong
    So soon it grew, the crazy throng

    and so the world we sought topple.
    but make haste and don't you dawdle
    turn up the music and rev your throttle
    join us now as we Praise the Bottle!
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