Sleight
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Birthday:
Mar 12, 2001 (Age: 16)
Location:
Trying to get out of bed
Occupation:
Surviving

Sleight

[God bless Coffee], Male, 16, from Trying to get out of bed

I think i smelled food somewhere... im hungryyy... im gonna go and investigate... Sep 23, 2017 at 10:46 PM

    1. Sleight
      Sleight
      I think i smelled food somewhere... im hungryyy... im gonna go and investigate...
      1. Sleight
        Sleight
        There wasnt any food left...
        Sep 23, 2017 at 11:02 PM
      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        *pat*
        Sep 23, 2017 at 11:23 PM
      3. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        Always keep emergency rations under the bed ~~
        Sep 24, 2017 at 1:13 AM
    2. Sleight
      Sleight
      I think im ignored by a few ppl here... im not THAT bad... or am i...? C'mon ppl... list all of the things u dont like about me here...
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      3. sharlnina
        sharlnina
        I don't know you.
        Sep 24, 2017 at 1:07 AM
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      4. sharlnina
        sharlnina
        And I hate that. XD
        Sep 24, 2017 at 1:08 AM
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      5. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        I doubt anyone has blocked you blackie.... But you used to be thirsty as fuck back in the day... those were good times
        Sep 24, 2017 at 1:18 AM
    3. Sleight
      Sleight
      My face just met my phone... i trusted u lefty...
      1. Lonelycity likes this.
      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        I knew i shouldve chosen righty all those years ago when i started to masturbate...
        Sep 21, 2017 at 8:52 PM
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        I should go to sleep...
        Sep 21, 2017 at 8:54 PM
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      4. Shem
        Shem
        Goodnight
        Sep 21, 2017 at 8:58 PM
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    4. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      *Drags @Shem in here* ( ̄▽ ̄)☕ I heard the news earlier. When are you going to invite her to NUF and introduce us?
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        @Shem i told u to go back to ur room... u will allowed to be part of these discussions after u grow up about 10cm...
        Sep 21, 2017 at 8:23 PM
      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        No... shes me-ish...
        Sep 21, 2017 at 8:23 PM
      5. Sleight
        Sleight
        And Shem-ish... shes many-ish things...
        Sep 21, 2017 at 8:26 PM
    5. Sleight
      Sleight
      Sometimes... when reading fanfics and shit... i just feel like throwing my phone at the wall and scream in fustration at the flawed logic...
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        I mean... in some of the fics i read... reasons as to why or how that person did that are just so fucking retarded...
        Sep 21, 2017 at 7:25 PM
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    6. Sleight
      Sleight
      That guy is hitting ppl with someones used tampon... it has blood and everything too... where the hell did he get it...?
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        Why not? Some girls are that weird....
        Sep 20, 2017 at 11:50 AM
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      3. Lhie
        Lhie
        That's disgusting
        Sep 20, 2017 at 11:50 AM
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      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        Sep 20, 2017 at 11:54 AM
    7. Sleight
      Sleight
      I feel like flipping a fucking table, burning my math book and ripping my math notebook to pieces... fuck this particular math problem...
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      2. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        Promise yourself one day you will go back in time and shoot the guy who invented math.
        Sep 20, 2017 at 10:25 AM
      3. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        No. Cause no math means no time machine. That means i'll be stuck in the past with no free novels to read..
        Sep 20, 2017 at 10:27 AM
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      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        Ive used the wrong fucking method to count this shit all the time... fuck this shit...
        Sep 20, 2017 at 10:50 AM
    8. Sleight
      Sleight
      Im gonna take a nap... im so tired...
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        I cant sleep...
        Sep 19, 2017 at 6:18 PM
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Sleep well!
        Sep 19, 2017 at 6:21 PM
      5. Shem
        Shem
        Night
        Sep 19, 2017 at 8:05 PM
    9. Shem
      Shem
      How's the girl?
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        Wth? First date and already cuddled?
        Sep 19, 2017 at 5:24 PM
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      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        Shuddap @Shem... well... in my understanding its cuddling... and that date was on friday... hmm... the only day we havent hanged out is monday... and we started talking last thursday...
        Sep 19, 2017 at 5:28 PM
      5. Sleight
        Sleight
        Idk?!? It just happens, alright?! She likes to hug and cuddle... and i like doing them too... she and i have fun together... and... well... shit happens...
        Sep 19, 2017 at 5:30 PM
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    10. Sleight
      Sleight
      My bubble butt is numb...
      1. Uno
        Uno
        *stare* jiiiiiiiiii
        Sep 19, 2017 at 9:37 AM
      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        I choose you, @Shem The Loli!!! Do NutCrusher!!
        Sep 19, 2017 at 9:42 AM
      3. Shem
        Shem
        ...*kicks sleight*
        Sep 19, 2017 at 9:49 AM
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    11. Sleight
      Sleight
      Ugh... the light... its so bright... oh... that rhymes... im so tired... i think i should retire... fuck school...
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      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        U need history... to get the victory...?
        Sep 19, 2017 at 7:30 AM
      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        And english... oh yeah... english... aint got anything for that...
        Sep 19, 2017 at 7:31 AM
      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        Im a fucking natural at making poem-ish shit...
        Sep 19, 2017 at 7:31 AM
    12. Sleight
      Sleight
      Do u guys know the feeling when u know u have to say smth but its so cringe worthy... and then when ur done u'll be like... good job, me!!
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        I also felt kinda embarrased but after that came the 'good job, me!!' feeling...
        Sep 18, 2017 at 1:33 PM
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      4. Shem
        Shem
        Eh...never on mine
        Sep 18, 2017 at 1:43 PM
      5. Lhie
        Lhie
        That's just like me when i have to reply to something. I type the words then have someone else push the send button so i won't be able to have second thoughts anymore XD
        Sep 18, 2017 at 2:12 PM
    13. Sleight
      Sleight
      Those 2 guys are having rough sex on the floor and cant decide which one is on top... or... theyre just fighting...
    14. Sleight
      Sleight
      Theres this guy at school that kinda reminds me of Franklin Turtle from that kids show...
    15. Sleight
      Sleight
      That girl looks like a boy.... oooorrrrr... that boy looks like a girl... so confused...
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      3. Tramsloof
        Sep 18, 2017 at 9:48 AM
      4. Infinity Sword
        Sep 18, 2017 at 9:52 AM
      5. Asf
        Asf
        When confused, just check how your little boy is doing. Lol.
        Jk
        Sep 18, 2017 at 10:10 AM
    16. Sleight
      Sleight
      I had a weird dream... in that dream i had boobs... whoch grew overnight when i woke up in my dream... also i played with them...
      1. Shem likes this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        ...manbewbs
        Sep 18, 2017 at 8:38 AM
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    17. Sleight
      Sleight
      The girl i went on a date yesterday is talking about the aforementioned date with her friends... i think i should be worried...
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      2. Frozen ink
        Frozen ink
        or just go buck naked and proud desu~
        raise your wand up in the air and fling it around without a care desu~
        Sep 16, 2017
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      3. lavender_drop
        lavender_drop
        WHIP YOUR WAND BACK AND FORTH ~ WHIP YOUR WAND BACK AND FORTH ~ WHIP YOUR WAND BACK AND FORTH ~ WHIP YOUR WAND BACK AND FORTH ~ WHIP YOUR WAND BACK AND FORTH ~ WHIP YOUR WAND BACK AND FORTH ~ WHIP YOUR WAND BACK AND FORTH ~ WHIP YOUR WAND BACK AND FORTH ~ WHIP YOUR WAND BACK AND FORTH ~
        Sep 16, 2017
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      4. Frozen ink
        Frozen ink
        IN ALL ITS GLORY desu!
        Sep 16, 2017
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    18. Sleight
      Sleight
      ALRIGHT!! THIS IS FUCKING WAR!! FIRST U WAKE ME UP, THEN U RUIN MY COFFEE AND NOW U ALMOST BLINDED ME!! IM GONNA MURDER EVERY SINGLE FLY!!!!
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        Fucking fly went into my mouth...
        Sep 16, 2017
      4. lavender_drop
        lavender_drop
        fuck. #shitjustgotreal
        Sep 16, 2017
      5. Sleight
        Sleight
        Yeah... if they even dare to come near my kebab i will get my deodorant and a fucking lighter and burn them alive...
        Sep 16, 2017
    19. Sleight
      Sleight
      *watches as a fly flies into my coffee*... no... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Fly: bath time~
        Sep 16, 2017
      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        I hope it suffered and burned in the hot coffee...
        Sep 16, 2017
    20. Sleight
      Sleight
      I dont want to get out of bed... its so cold... what kind of idiotic motherfucker leaves the window open all night?! Oh yeah... it was me...
      1. Skullie
        Skullie
        You just insulted yourself...
        *facepalm*
        Sep 16, 2017
      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        @Skullie i have every right to insult myself whenever i feel like it...
        Sep 16, 2017
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Well I'm just saying the truth....don't be like that~
        Sep 16, 2017
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Mar 12, 2001 (Age: 16)
    Location:
    Trying to get out of bed
    Occupation:
    Surviving

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    Blast the music until you can't feel a fucking thing.