Sleight
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Mar 12, 2001 (Age: 16)
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Sleight

[God bless Coffee], Male, 16, from Trying to get out of bed

Aww man~~ i forgot i had homework and shit to do... and its 11.42pm... welp... off to work i guess... Sep 24, 2017 at 9:42 PM

    1. Sleight
      Sleight
      ALRIGHT!! THIS IS FUCKING WAR!! FIRST U WAKE ME UP, THEN U RUIN MY COFFEE AND NOW U ALMOST BLINDED ME!! IM GONNA MURDER EVERY SINGLE FLY!!!!
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        Fucking fly went into my mouth...
        Sep 16, 2017
      4. lavender_drop
        lavender_drop
        fuck. #shitjustgotreal
        Sep 16, 2017
      5. Sleight
        Sleight
        Yeah... if they even dare to come near my kebab i will get my deodorant and a fucking lighter and burn them alive...
        Sep 16, 2017
    2. Sleight
      Sleight
      *watches as a fly flies into my coffee*... no... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Fly: bath time~
        Sep 16, 2017
      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        I hope it suffered and burned in the hot coffee...
        Sep 16, 2017
    3. Sleight
      Sleight
      I dont want to get out of bed... its so cold... what kind of idiotic motherfucker leaves the window open all night?! Oh yeah... it was me...
      1. Skullie
        Skullie
        You just insulted yourself...
        *facepalm*
        Sep 16, 2017
      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        @Skullie i have every right to insult myself whenever i feel like it...
        Sep 16, 2017
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Well I'm just saying the truth....don't be like that~
        Sep 16, 2017
    4. Sleight
      Sleight
      I need coffeeeee... but theres no goddamn coffee anywhere in this fuckimg house!!!
    5. Sleight
      Sleight
      Kuh... i was too eager to win against The Timetable... now i have to wait 20min for the bus...
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      3. Tramsloof
        Tramsloof
        That's bad then, how could you look at other girls when she was with you all the day. Much less chatting them up.
        It's okay man, don't feel down.
        Sep 15, 2017
      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        No... im not gonna fall for that... fuck u too...
        Sep 15, 2017
      5. Tramsloof
        Tramsloof
        Lol
        Sep 15, 2017
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    6. Sleight
      Sleight
      Its kinda funny seeing teens relaxing somewhere trying to look sexy at the same time... keyword trying...
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      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        >.>
        Sep 15, 2017
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      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        But... there are other guys with their hoodies open too...
        Sep 15, 2017
      5. Accidentally
        Accidentally
        Stereo typical model nya~
        Sep 15, 2017
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    7. Sleight
      Sleight
      I love this feeling... im feeling so fresh after a shower and my deodorant smells good...
      1. Shem
        Shem
        `-` grats
        Sep 15, 2017
      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        Ur just pissed bcuz u dont know what i smell like...
        Sep 15, 2017
    8. Sleight
      Sleight
      Omg... i just giggled... it sounded so wrong... never again... from now on im only gonna laugh my "manly laugh"...
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        `-`
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. Cohran
        Cohran
        ...
        That is purely your fault!
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        Its not my fault!! U and @Shem are just too lewd!!
        Sep 14, 2017
    9. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Sorry but.. *pokes eyes and bites sleight's nose*
      1. Sleight
        Sleight
        Whyyy?!?
        Sep 14, 2017
      2. Professor Charles Francis Xavier
        Sep 14, 2017
    10. Sleight
      Sleight
      I plugged my headphones into my phone and they started beeping... are they gonna explode...?
      1. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Yup
        Sep 14, 2017
    11. Sleight
      Sleight
      I think my little sister is having her periods... she seems mad... (i dont mean to offend any women here with that...)
      1. Shem
        Shem
        Bipolar?
        Sep 14, 2017
      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        Dunno...
        Sep 14, 2017
    12. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      Lolicon cockblocked siscon... why aren't you changing your title? Aren't you accepting your nature? *tilts head*
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      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        LOL Coffee is Akki's and mine trademark though (as well as other two I forgot)
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        Dun care... Coffee is the saviour of the sleep deprieved and helper of office workers!!
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        *nods nods* but it's my and akki's addiction, more than just a single use we drink coffee for everything!! we are coffee overlords!!!!! *dramaticreverb*
        Sep 14, 2017
    13. Sleight
      Sleight
      Finally killed the big ass fly... although now the whole place reeks and tastes like deodorant...
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        @Emy. Stab your friend please. I'm cutting ties with him
        Sep 14, 2017
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      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        So cruel... btw... remember the girl i talked about @Shem?
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Emy.
        Emy.
        *stabs sleight and kicks his body in the abdomen*
        Sep 14, 2017
    14. Sleight
      Sleight
      Ugh... that was the most boring class ever... we watched a episode of some crappy drama tv show...
      1. Nieverto likes this.
      2. Frozen ink
        Frozen ink
        one time we sat through a video of different ways of breeding pretty awkward 1 hour desu~

        especially since the girl to guy ratio was 5:1 desu~
        Sep 14, 2017
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      3. Eternal Liar
        Eternal Liar
        They should also prepare some hands on practical sessions
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Frozen ink
        Frozen ink
        ...... there was a guy who said that desu

        suffice to say his gay now desu..
        Sep 14, 2017
    15. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      I read that @Shem is 119cm tall
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      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        Thats just sad @Shem... embrace thy height!!
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. Shem
        Shem
        Shaddap! QwQ
        Sep 14, 2017
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      4. Faisal
        Faisal
        She admitted to me that she's 30 cm~
        Sep 14, 2017
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    16. Sleight
      Sleight
      I just saw a dead bug... some kind of green worm-ish one... i wonder... is there some kind of beastiality about bugs... bugtiality...?
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Emy.
        Emy.
        Try it on your sis `-`
        Sep 14, 2017
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        Nice words
        *sip tea*
        Sep 14, 2017
    17. Sleight
      Sleight
      Omg... i just took my headphones out of my pocket... and they werent that tangled mess they usually are after 10s in my pocket...
      1. Nieverto likes this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        Wow o_o
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        Yeah... usually when i take them out of my pocket i have to spend couple of minutes to un-tangle them...
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Same XD
        Sep 14, 2017
    18. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Sleight
      S.. someone who
      L.. likes coffee
      E.. even
      I.. if
      G.. getting
      H.. hot ones
      T.. takes time and effort
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      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        Hot ones... as in women...? I like coffee even though getting a hot woman is hard? Damn right i do...
        Sep 14, 2017
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      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        That wasnt as funny as i thought it to be...
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        And coffee is da best!! God bless Coffee!! The saviour of the sleep deprieved and the helper of office workers!!
        Sep 14, 2017
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    19. Sleight
      Sleight
      Fucking big ass fly woke me up... im gonna spray it with deodorant and laugh at it when it cant fly anymore...
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        See poop-swarm
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. Sleight
        Sleight
        See someones brains on the road - swarm...
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. koashi
        koashi
        Yea. Then once u humans are seen by it. As if mocking u.
        after u clean ur self the fly comes from shit, to ur skin.
        Sep 14, 2017
    20. Sleight
      Sleight
      Im gonna sleep now... i hope i will dream of naked girls and lots of booty...
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      2. koashi
        koashi
        Lmao
        Sep 13, 2017
      3. L4
        L4
        Hairy bears? :o men?
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. koashi
        koashi
        Lol i wonder tho. he a lolicon and desires MACHO ANIMALS
        Sep 13, 2017
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    Mar 12, 2001 (Age: 16)
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