Tramsloof

Nah man, that would be disgusting if it was taken as truth.

Thought I am sure she would take it as a joke. Most people take things like these from me as a joke.

I told her to knock next time. She told me, 'I don't mind'. And she wasn't talking about knocking.

Women have gotten far too bold I tell you.

Explode~!

boost~!

Happy born day

Happy Birthday!!!

Thank you for the wishes guys.

Thank you!

While guys just get over it after a few minutes.

(•-• ) heartless
*Runs away crying*

Same here..

Sorry for the alerts, @Nahrenne :D

Haha, I know how that feels.

The trick is to be optimistic after something bad happens than being before it happens.

You know the saying, prepare for the worst, hope for the best.

True enough.

predicting future post
Lost my wireless headphones.Again, i Will be buckling up to buy wired now

I am good at not losing things. Unless off course they get stolen, which hasn't happened to me for quite sometime.

Well, I have many things to buy yet too little funds. So buying them may take a month or two.

I encountered my childhood crush at the last one. I had a mixed feeling about that, since she approached me first recognising me in an instant.

It took me a good long minute in putting a name to her face.

I was happy that I was recognised, but I had changed too much in twelve years, I had grown taller, grown a beard and some muscles. So why was it that easy?

*you can't underestimate woman's instinct*

P.s: that is if your childhood is a woman

Haha, I wasn't in the mood of the deep thinking then since I was pretty occupied at the time.

But definetly a good idea. I could've put his own gf to the task but if his family used those, that would be bad. I mean how many toilets do you have in a house?

The house would be full of shit then. That would be too brutal, even for my taste in revenge.

Hmm. If the gf was in on it, you could've made her to do it when the parents weren't at his home. I mean... they probably got to work and shit too?

And so what if it's a bit brutal? At least that would've set an example of what happens when ppl screw with you or drug you with laxatives.

Arghhh, the pun! So painful!

Clever

... *died from pun*

@Slayerwolfx2 yeah, it was savage. Now that you have reminded me of it again, I still think he got away easy.

But, you can't be complaining too much when you have a great toilet. Thank God I am in my hometown, otherwise those restrooms would be the end of me.

And for sure wouldn't wanna die in a restroom.

You sound like a gangster. XD Did you learn how to fight in the streets?

@sharlnina what are you talking about? I am a man of peace.

Lol, I just have itsy bitsy of experience in fighting. You learn to throw a punch or two especially when you piss a lot of people off naturally. Either that or getting punched.

Given my luck, I am greatly lacking.

Nah, you're overreacting.

Though you will need more luck seeing your recent events...
xD

Lol.

True

Very observant, manipulative(tho rarely do something like that), very creative, persuative(strong determination), so... I kinda lack knowledge(slow learner) and being analytical(sucks at math but not on calculations)

@Tramsloof Excellente job. I hope the good teacher gets a good meal and sleep, teachers need to take care of their health so that they can teach another day. Pace yourself.

@Femme Fatale it seems as if too many people have cursed me. Denying me, precious sleep.

So after five hours of sleep (after 43hours no less), suddenly friends decided to pay me a surprise visit. They came to my hometown, covering a distance of 2-3hours in travel only.

So I had to entertain them. It's good meeting friends. Now they are gone, yet I am left awake.

Well I have had money and not treat people.

And in my recent past, I had limited money. Which could get me by for a week if I spent it exclusively on food, even that only two times a day.

I spent it all on guests. I had a lot of guests.

Actually having money makes you feel secure. That is true. But having a big heart makes you feel fearless as well as good.

And no. If you were wondering on whether I starved for a week. I didn't. Instead I managed to eat even more than normally I would. Sometimes, even five times a day.

Now I'm just jelly... and hungry...

Breakfast for me!!!

I guess she should have been 21. The event is in past, but recent past. Not even a year has passed since the event.

She disclosed her dream to me. It was live the life of comports, which could be accomplished by marriage.

Her family was quite influential, and they set a minimum education requirement for her to complete before she could be married.

I see. As far as I know, I haven't met anyone like that. These people who are jolly without a cause.

Out of all the people I have met, only two people qualify for the category. So you can't blame yourself, these people are very rare.

There are reasons i believe this story is fake, but ouch...

The first reason is that there is no way the father would work on the day of his daughter's wedding, and the second reason is that there is no way he wouldn't know whom his daughter was marrying to.

Anyways... how come your life is always an adventure?

Crazy people you know. They either get a smacking or an adventure. And when it works for them, they go at it again and again.

Although sometimes, it's both they receive, a smacking as well as an adventure.

Lol, hope for the better.

The better happened, and two kind souls gave me some answers.
Of course, I still have to translate it and write it out, but it was a huge help.

That's good. Congrats!

You have to admit, the man had ample charms. That grace and lithe. Confident, and handsome. Just somewhat stupid.

See what Lady Luck did to him in the entire show. You gain a deeper insight when you live out the story.