XenoRaku
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XenoRaku

『Lolicon』『Candy Baron』, from The City of Pedodelphia

My dog escaped shat on my neighbors front, screamed at me like i murdered her ancestors Sep 24, 2017 at 6:21 PM

    1. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      if you could go to the past and tell something to yourself what will it be?
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      2. Jaded
        Jaded
        @Shem and @Axiel ...you guys sound like you have esteem issues lol.
        Jul 25, 2017
        Trent, Azazael and Axiel like this.
      3. Axiel
        Axiel
        I have ( ̄ー ̄)
        Jul 25, 2017
        Trent and Azazael like this.
      4. Shem
        Shem
        I have ( ̄__ ̄)
        Jul 25, 2017
        Trent and Azazael like this.
    2. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      i just started playing ragnarok and i've found some beginner quests (eden quest) on the wiki only to find out that it's not in our country
      1. kenar likes this.
    3. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      IT'S SO DAMN HOT IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
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      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        i found a folder i'll use that instead
        Jul 24, 2017
      3. CloudyAzureSky
        CloudyAzureSky
        Rent one of those simulated free fall rooms it should cool you down a bit.
        Jul 24, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Open all your windows? And goodluck with burglars XD
        Jul 24, 2017
    4. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      the fan i always use just died....that's the moment you realize you love it when it's gone
      1. Shem
        Shem
        Pfft <.<
        Jul 24, 2017
    5. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      The Octopus is so raw the japs are still using it for tentacle porn
    6. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Orange juice after brushing your teeth tastes good
      1. Hotato
        Hotato
        They taste disgusting to me.
        Jul 24, 2017
      2. Shem
        Shem
        They taste like crap :x
        Jul 24, 2017
    7. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      lol i thought the satan trophy is a joke
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      2. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        It's a dark humour on how if you follow satan you sell your soul to him. `-`
        Jul 24, 2017
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        You are the joke :x
        Jul 24, 2017
      4. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        Let me tell you a joke MY LIFE
        Jul 24, 2017
    8. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      EVERY BODY DO THE OCTAGON!!
    9. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Just spotted a big nope in the bathroom today....guess who's not gonna take a bath today
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      3. Risus
        Risus
        Seems like you gotta Ninja on your hands.. I hope you sleep well..
        Jul 24, 2017
      4. Hotato
        Hotato
        Hahaha~
        It going to be lurking, somewhere.
        Jul 24, 2017
      5. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        that nope looks hairy
        Jul 24, 2017
    10. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      It's 2 am...i'm gonna go to bed now Good night NUF
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      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        Night!
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. Azazael
        Azazael
        Night
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        good night~
        Jul 23, 2017
    11. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Cummon step it up
      1. akki
        akki
        No! Pay me first~ :P
        Jul 23, 2017
      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        im sanic i can go fest
        u wont catch me
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. Katsono
        Katsono
        It's not ramadan why are you fasting
        Jul 23, 2017
    12. episod3ux
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      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        i'm not on his level yet
        Jul 23, 2017
    13. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating
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      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        If you being serious, they rotate through the alphabet and get named when they stop being tropical storms
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Tired af, so I didn't get the sarcasm.
        Jul 23, 2017
      5. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        that's sad but not as sad as me though
        Jul 23, 2017
    14. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Imagine the Earth would spin 10 times faster,you’d get your salary every day and the women would bleed to death
      1. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        If the Earth stopped spinning suddenly, the atmosphere would still be in motion with the Earth's original 1100 mile per hour rotation speed at the equator. All of the land masses would be scoured clean of anything not attached to bedrock. This means rocks, topsoil, trees, buildings, your pet dog, and so on, would be swept away into the atmosphere.
        Jul 23, 2017
      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        i learned that from vsauce
        Jul 23, 2017
    15. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      GOOD NEWS!! THE EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED IN BILLIONS OF YEARS IN THE FUTURE!! glad i'm dead by the time that happens
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      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        that's just mean lol
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        @Shem `-` it's only natural, people are afraid of unknown.
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. Sephi for President
        Sephi for President
        Aye it will be an unforgetable experience
        Jul 23, 2017
    16. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      *internal screaming intensifies*
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      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        the most scary thing that can happen is seeing an empty fridge when you're trying to get a midnight snack or when prices for cola goes up....
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. Shem
        Shem
        Scariest? Seeing someone you love dies in front of you ( ̄▽ ̄)
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        for some reason i don't feel that....a relative died while i'm there, i felt nothing i proceeded to watch them in confusion because they're crying XD
        Jul 23, 2017
    17. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Random question have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like?
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      2. Playful Devil Miki995
        Playful Devil Miki995
        @Shem wrong about one~ Are you saying you are lonely even if you have us? :O
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. R0
        R0
        I taste like reindeer, my friend told me once.
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. hayyan
        hayyan
        You can always try to taste it.

        Eat your wrists.
        Jul 23, 2017
    18. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      If you need to break up with somebody, the best place to do so is McDonalds. There are no plates or glasses to be broken over your head
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      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        @Hotato that's just sad but not as sad as me though
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        Your life is a hot mess
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        i know, watching that big mac fall of the floor is painful
        Jul 23, 2017
    19. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
    20. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Have you ever thought that life is not worth living anymore?
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      3. Sylvie
        Sylvie
        For me because there's still someone i care about. If not then this life not have value at all.
        Jul 22, 2017
      4. RynDeeVuo
        RynDeeVuo
        I'm not an environmentalist, but as human's grand ambitions are rapidly fulfilled, the earth is destroyed even faster. We only pretend to care, but we don't actually do anything about it....
        Jul 22, 2017
      5. Shem
        Shem
        This world is fuqed up. And so are the people.
        Jul 22, 2017
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    Birthday:
    May 9
    Location:
    The City of Pedodelphia
    Occupation:
    Lolicon
    You must be sad but not as sad as me though hahahahhaha.......kill me i'm lonely(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)ಥ_ಥ

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    Name:Xeno
    Level:17
    HP:83
    MP:243
    Job:NEET/Wizard in training
    Str:11
    Vit:12
    Dex:17
    Int:34
    Wis:27

    Skills:
    『Slack』
    makes the user feel incredibly lazy for 5 minutes healing for 80% of Hp and Mana

    『Potato chip throw』
    Throws potato chips on the battlefield confusing the enemy, duration of confution is based on enemies intelligence high INT=longer confusion

    『Soda pop Cannon』
    Shakes a new bottle of soda so hard the bottle blasts off towards the enemy, damage is 5% - 26% of enemy health based on distance

    『Neets Pride』
    Being a neet makes you rage on people hating on your favorite things *stat doubles vs haters*

    Magic
    『Fire Magic』 ★
    『Water Magic』 ★★
    『Wind Magic』 ★★★★★
    『Unique Magic: Sloth』★★★★★★
    『Unique Magic: Lust』★★★★★★