The Penguinsburg Address Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all Penguin are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave Penguin, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the Penguin, by the Penguin, for the Penguin, shall not perish from the earth. Abraham Pencoln --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ps. i just that bored, i wonder if this qualify as a shitpost. how do you think of this joke?
A declaration of intent looks better centered. I strongly suggest that you center this post for the good of penguins everywhere. Except for Pingu, that guy's an idiot.
You need a title in big font at the top and your signature at the bottom. And also space between paragraphs.
THE PENGUIN IN THE SEA SPEECH It is not the critic who counts; not the bird who points out how the strong bird stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the bird who is actually in the sea, whose face is marred by cold water and planktons and fish blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
ah Theodore Roosevelt nice one, one tough president considering he was shot and continue delivering his speech for 1 hour
One question, where is the address??? I came here thinking i could go to penguinsburg... this butler has been scammed...
apology my suit wearing kin, Penguinsburg is reserved by the penguin, of the penguin and for penguin only.