It would take a special kind of idiot to let anyone know they were capable of time travel, that's why I didn't ... I mean that's why no one showed up.
I found this on reddit: (people giving 'advice' in response to a shitpost): "Smashwa (787 points) Delete facebook, hit the gym, hire a lawyer. [deleted] (130 points) Hit the lawyer, delete the gym, hire Zuckerberg. You're on the path to godhood. Xzal (68 points) Delete the lawyer, hit Zuckerberg and Hire the gym. Wont solve much but you'll have a new business and feel better for hitting Zucker and removing a lawyer from the world. gotr3kt (-8 points) This needs more upvotes! Ask_me_about_my_day_ (17 points) This needs less downvotes!"
Just because mommy has 8 legs, it doesn't mean I have this many!!! >.< I'll be honest in saying that I liked this post more because of your signature than because of the actual post.