Have you found your own life cheat code?

One day you doing some stuff and then suddenly your brain stumble across this mind
"This pattern again?"
Is it really coincidence? Or is it actually the secret code that planted in your life?

Well for me, i found my own and it quite giving me a hardtime in life to the point I don't know should i cry or laugh about it,and my own cheat code it was something like this in nutshell:

" the first result always negative "

In simple pattern it was something like this example:
Is it first time you confess your love? Yes -> instant rejection
Is it first time you cooking pork meat? Yes -> the food burned
Is it first time you buying this product? Yes -> I got a bootleg version of that product

In complex patterns my life cheat code was
"If my majority of action is first time it will lead to negative result"

So let's give another example "i am going to new restaurants" case scenario
Is it first time you eating at restaurant? No
Is it first time you visit this restaurant? Yes
Is it first dishes you eat at this restaurant? Yes
Is it first time you eat pudding? Yes
Is it first time you eat cheesecake? No
Is it first time you eating two dishes ? No
The result is the pudding I ordered taste so horrible, but the cheesecake was fine.

That mean my majority of my life is going turn into twisted disastrous "mistake" and "failure"
what a mess up life is this !? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

So how about you? Have you found your own cheat code? What kind of life you end up with your own cheat code?

 

Idk top ramen

 

Yes, i have found an overpowered item that destroy the game balance, its called money. So for now i'm planning to sacrifice time to grind a lot of money.

 

Born from a moderate family and a frugal mom, how many times I ate in a restaurant / ate a grandious meal per year can be counted by fingers.
But that didn't left me unsatisfied because everytime I imagine a food (companied by a wholehearted wish to eat it) it'll appear regardless of any type of it in the span of 2-3 day. And I never told anyone to buy/ make it OR EVEN TOLD ANYONE I want to eat it. But it appeared, regardless.

 

if that was true, then you would have already won the lotto.

 

I have. Usually I would stare at the air. Empty my mind. Give myself a goal and then suddenly find myself in a single-minded trance that ends me vaguely recalling the process. Helps the depression away when you have a goal or something to do really.

 

(Spoken like a gangsta.)
Everytime i go out of ma house! Them girls look at ma face and giggle. I Used to think they were laughing at my face, but na, this brotha was wrong. Thgey laughed at who i was. They fuckin laughed at ma existence. Those bitches!

 

bruuuuuuuuuh. Lowering standards helps to make life less shitty. That way, the sun looks like a freaking nine colored rainbow in the morning.

kthnxbai!

 

No,but my first lottery guaranteed not the correct one

 

That's a nice cheat ( ✧Д✧)

 

Masturbate
up down left right a b start

 

Wow, and all along i thought it was just up down and repeat. This is way to advance for me.

 

Sleep is for the weak.

 

I don't know about your cheatcode. But I found the cheatcode to get people to say yes 50% of the time.

Still looking for that unlimited money cheatcode.

 

If I have found one, then it's too random to be reliable.

The only reliable thing, is if my hands feel warm (without an external reason) then I'm about to get sick. If they are still like ice, then I am healthy.
Why is it backwards.....

I need that code. Would be willing to trade something for a copy of it.

 

Did you get cursed by reptiles?

 

Its all about how you give meaning to that pattern.

For eg I find it that everything that I do, if it is of importance, will face many hardships. But eventually, I always succeed.

Make the end a good one, go eat an ince cream out first time after taking a friend's advice. Go, give money to a beggar outisde for the first time. With these small events, as you garner success, you can change the meaning, or cheat code of your life to something positive and happy.

 

No but I'd like a cheat for mo' money!

 

no not about that my life cheat codes more like this
first time -> guaranteed something bad happen about it
second time and the rest -> probably something bad happen about it

 

There's a vocaloid song about the cheatcode of life