Role Playing NUF Private Academy

uwuuu I feel pranked~

 

I have important affairs to take care of! Like wondering why you decided to trap me in a dungeon, but then deleted the post.

 

Who knows ~
Oh well... this bullied young man will sleep since it's soon 2AM ~

 

Got lazy~
Do you want to enter the Du~n~Geon?

Have a good night!
*pats you head*

 

I’m the Secretary! I can enter any time I want to!

But no. I’m currently busy trying to research why our desks keep eating students.

 

*desks suddenly stop eating students when Fossil is near them*

 

Maa, a reduction in casualties is fine. Though we really need to stop using mimics as furniture.

 

Cheap though~

 

It is, but I hate having to stab my chair before I sit down.

 

Un~I usually feed my chair something before I sit down~

 

Please stop feeding the chairs other students.

 

But I'm feeding them food~?

 

I’m starting to think that you might be the true Demon King.

 

*walks to the school courtyard*
*sets up an over fire grill*
*hang unicorn skewers over the fire*
*slowly roast the unicorn*

 

Ew, now you are going to turn into a no nosed addict who won't die as long as you keep feasting on unicorns.

 

*sitting in the Student council president chair while filing nails*
*look at the camera*

...what? There's nothing interesting here, go away... ah!

*accidentally knocked over a vase which then shattered and startled a Cat who then knock over a shelf that triggers a butterfly effects that caused an explosion several blocks away*

...

Whoops?

 

*looks at explosions in the distance*
*texts the president*

[Please do not touch anything on my table, like that switch underneath the desk, or the TV remote controller or that button under the glass panel.]

*starts seasoning the unicorn with cumin and salt lightly*

 

*sees text*
*found the things in question*

I wonder what those buttons and switch do...
Hmm... for now, lets push everything.

*push everything*

 

*the skins of the unicorn turn slightly golden as an aromatic scent spreads out*
*the lustre of the oil reflect the warmth of the fire as it slowly drips off the crackled skins*
*A god damn missile silo suddenly appears from underground in front of the sports field preparing to launch*
*continues grilling the unicorn*

 

*places random boredom-induced story poster on academy's news board*
Now for the finishing touches...
*places small note above it*
"Butler was not here, he went on a journey to find oneself, now he's just skipping school"

Spoiler: Daily life of some students 2

When I realize it, the clock was already laughing at me...

No it's a laughing alarm, and I'm late...

I couldn't afford to be late again, so I hurry up to school.

I live alone because my parents is working overseas, but I want a waifu more...

I'm feeling very lonely...

I grab a bread and spread some jams before heading out.

Running as fast as I could with the bread in my mouth I take a turn in a corner.

*wasted!*

Suddenly I bumped into something, done a back flip and fall head first to the ground.

"This must be that promised FLAG!!!"

I completely ignore the blood flowing out of my head.

Then I immediately looks up to see something beautiful... snow white, very thin but long...

"Flag pole?! What the heck!?"

It is a flag, but not this... not even bumping into a human at that...

I'm feeling super lonely...

Suddenly my vision goes black, I'm late again...