Adventurers Guild Adventurer's Guild Receptionist Table

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  1. pirateking36

    pirateking36 [[-Worst King-]]

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    teach me the grenade making skill
     
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    shad12ow 『Semi-Offline』

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    Hmm...teach is it? It will take much too long and I have some...errand to do. How about this? I have a bundle of those behind my spider. If you want to, I can give you that. In return, tell me the story of how you use them and also a bit of your cannon gunpowder. How's that?
     
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    pirateking36 [[-Worst King-]]

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    *puts on eyepatch and offers beer* I want 10 grenades...how much of TYPE B gunpowder are we looking at here? (note: one small keg holds approx. 5 kilos)
     
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    For 10 grenades, I will need only a keg. That's fine with you, right? Oh, if you have any spare cannon that I can use, I will give you 3 extra and 2 Apple Bomb. They came in two flavors. Red and Green.
     
  5. Bielt

    Bielt 『Planets Eater』『The Sin of Animosity』

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    A solitary Chaos priest is searching for party members to kill a Orc king and set some army in chaos he is specialist in Crowd control skills ^^ (and have some useful information gathering skills too...)

    (I have cookies!)
    @Bielt
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    Name/user id/nickname: BielT/Biel
    job/occupation: Prist of Chaos/ Herald of Madness
    weapon: Flail/ Preaching the End of The World
    prefered skill: Hex/ Curses/ Mind Magic/ Chaos Magic

    Rank D
     
  6. pirateking36

    pirateking36 [[-Worst King-]]

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    *takes out a keg of the TYPE B gunpowder and the low grade canon* I have only one canon but that's fine I will order another from the blacksmith.....as for the apple bomb.....is it edible?
     
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    shad12ow 『Semi-Offline』

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    Ah, thank you for these, my friend. And is it edible? Do you understand that it has an explosive flavor? I will left that to your imagination. Oh, and one more thing. I will not be held responsible for what you will do with those. Use it ...or eat it...at your own discreet.
     
  8. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    I've heard enough people about an army of orc while I ate my lunch. I was a big eater before, but what I devoured just now must've exceeded my own volume. I really wonder just to what extent I was changed...

    Arriving at the guild, I immediately found the source of unrest - orcish king, and that means an army to boot. Just marvelous, how come this city is still standing with all these freakish threat popping out daily?

    Well, this would make a good test of my vastly improved mana capacity. At this moment my regeneration alone was sufficient to keep all saws afloat indefinitely, I had no way predicting how much mass I can throw around before running dry.

    I went to the blacksmith and purchased all of the circularly symmetrical pointy stuff, I got my saws doubled (I suspected that it was stocked just for me) and there was a few prototype throwing weapons shaped like a very thin ring with sharp, smooth edges. I prefer the gouging, jagged edge of buzz-saws but extra weapons can't hurt.

    Recalling the direction, I floated up and made my way to the small army as reported.

    *****

    ...alright I knew something was fishy with that report. It was submitted by one particular "Alliuna", stating a small warband of green muscular pigs in this plains. I really should've predicted it to be Ally the dragonic girl, which was prone to severe case of understatement.

    War tents strewn as far as I see, and I'm flying plenty high already. The torches were lit like the starry sky, while green-skinned bare-chested orcish warriors swarmed around the place like much like ants in their anthill.

    Yeah, right. Small warband. This could very well reach a hundred thousands, and an additional half that number in the form of tamed wolf. I really suspect why the report didn't came was because there were nobody that can approach to see the real number and return alive.

    I quite freely flew through the air. It was starting to rain which means nobody would bother to look up, and even if they would there weren't much they can do about it anyway. I saw the tents were quite uniform, which really help finding my target when I ran across two grand (compared to the surrounding) tents, one a bit smaller but was way more heavily guarded. I saw several more important-looking orcs walked in and out of the bigger tent.

    War council perhaps? And the other one was the residence of the king?

    I watched intently, at some point I idly noted that my eyesight was way better than it was yesterday. Another convenient change, I thought, when finally someone came out of the lavish tent.

    Let me describe the orcs first. They were mean green people with snout for nose and two tusks sprouting from their lower jaw. Standard grunts were already seven, eight feet tall, and those who came and goes at the bigger tent could easily reach over nine.

    Well, this one that just showed up easily reach eleven. And there was a white wolf coming on his side, several degree larger than the other wolves in similar manner to its master.

    "There's my target today."

    Coincidentally thunder flashed on the sky behind me, and the drizzle turned into a downpour. For some reason the prospect of killing the orcs welled some indescribably kind of joy within me. Something like... a long awaited retribution? That didn't make any sense, I had no grudge against orcs.

    Well,it didn't really matter right now. I grinned from ears to ears as my saws and rings spread around, and I let myself freefall.

    While I let gravity took myself, my weapons were personally controlled by me to rotate immensely and at the same time not straying too far. Doing so I noticed that my effective range had also increased. Peculiar.

    Probably due to some kind of instinct, the wolf looked skyward several seconds away from impact. It howled and attracted the attention of just about everyone nearby, boy their reaction was quick.

    The king's bodyguard and their wolves nearby pretty much thrown themselves to the saws. The white wolf ran off the impact zone in an acceleration that didn't seems possible, whereas the king cought the wolf on its neck and was pulled away. While still had enough strength to pull out the battleaxe on his back.

    It didn't really mattered to the guards, my saws shredded halfway through their fur armor and into flesh. I let just about enough saws to do so, and the rest changed trajectory and pursued the fleeing wolf-king duo. The saws that stopped after slaughtering the bodyguards already flew off to follow me before the bodies hit the ground.

    It was fast, I'll admit that much. But I'm faster, and flying too. The white wolf, knowing I'll catch up, bucked and tossed its rider onto the command tent and immediately turned to pounce me.

    I turned it into mincemeat.

    That costed me my momentum. I stood midair, my saws freeing themselves from the not-so-white wolf, as the entire council of the orcs came out running from their tent.

    Just in time to see the wolf pieces fell to the ground.

    To put it mildly, they're currently displaying the burning rage of one thousand white-hot blinding sun of hateful fury.

    The previously dazed army moved as one, and suddenly I'm buffetted by suicidally mad orcs from all directions.

    In face of that, my grin got wider.

    Time to run wild.

    I overcharged the saws with mana, rotating them fast enough that it produced a highly audible droning sounds. Then I revolved it around myself as I set off, flying low and dodging spears and hunting net while anyone within a certain distance of me got shredded. I noted with amazement that my previous trump card ate into my mana really slowly, to the point that it now would last hours instead of minutes.

    Still good. Next...

    I started to wrench the thrown spears, turning them around, and randomly shot them with ten times the force to the mass of orcs.

    I could do better.

    While controlling living thing took too much effort and mana to be worth it, the things they wear were mostly free games. By yanking at belts and the like I picked up random grunts and thrown them off to their friends. Most of them broke something important.

    More! More mor-

    A thunderous crash jolted the murderous stupor off me. I screamed and clutched my left arm, or what left of it - a chunk of flesh burnt black by a lightning bolt. My control wavered for a second, but good thing that the pain wasn't as bad as last night. It still hurt a lot though.

    OHFUCKSHITHELL MOTHERFUCKING SONOFA-

    What got into me?! I could've finished my task long time ago, yet I went around rampaging like it's the most normal thing to do. I immediately went to grasp the spot Aly implanted that crystal - that was dangerous, what else did she changed?!

    My neck almost snapped as I turned toward the source of lightning. It was an old shaman amidst the orc king's council, visibly spent from the spell. I'm not leaving any chance regardless, and was still pissed off. I pointed with my remaining hand and made a grasping motion.

    He buckled and knelt, fighting against the immense pressure. I simply poured a copious amount of mana, way more than necessary, and telekinetically squashed him into chunk of flesh and bone.

    No more playing around, and I'm feeling weary for some reason. I opened my clenched fist and made a pulling gesture, fishing out the king and most of his councils onto my direction. I sent my saws to meet them, bisecting the whole lot onto several pieces and continue beyond.

    So tired.

    Corpse had no mana, so they were as easy to pull around as inanimate objects. I brought along the orc king's corpse as I rapidly took to the sky, leaving the mournful wails and vengeful bellows behind. Time to turn in the quest.

    *****

    "Assassinated the orc king. Here's what left of him. I've also done in most of his closed councils, although I couldn't get the chance to bring them." I dropped the corpse on the lobby. Orcs didn't tend to decorate their leaders and only follow the toughest guy around, but then what I brought was the biggest orc anyone would ever see. I'll leave them to judge.

    Ignoring the concerned stare on my burnt arm, I swayed a bit as I returned to the inn. I just want to sleep now...

    [OOC] @Aca1814ina I suppose it's sensible if nature spirit hate orcs and their axes.[/OOC]
     
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  9. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    With luck it'll be some ancient dragon turd.
     
  10. pirateking36

    pirateking36 [[-Worst King-]]

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    Pleasure doing business...
    I will offer it to @Napknight then.....with luck it will become chocolate icecream I guess
     
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    and with that the orc king is down so here's a proposal for @ForumObserver and @Ldyrdy : after the king goes down his top two lieutenants fight over supremacy. As either one is capable of uniting the orc army both need to be taken out (one for each party). similar rewards in term of point values but obviously different title awards/bragging rights as we didn't kill the king? Is that peachy clean @Ldyrdy? that way we still can get the same amount of points and not conflict with @A5G_Reaper 's story.
     
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    There are multiple Orc kings. Work with that assumption (I think I put it at 12... Plus several generals and Warlords) and kill one each. They can always up the number too. Which I think is the preferred solution in this game.

    My report: http://forum.novelupdates.com/posts/469753/
     
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  13. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    There's a horrifying revelation by @Aca1814ina in the E rank thread.
     
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    ...This is going to be a long war, isn't it? Better stock up on those explosives.
     
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    pirateking36 [[-Worst King-]]

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    *starts making 2 low grade canons and gunpowder*
     
  16. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Welp, I can't sleep despite trying so might as well continue it

    The continuation...

    Somewhere in a dark dungeon there was two shadows in there. The first shadow is bounded in a chain and the other one is an ugly creature with the appearance of a pig.

    "Mwahahaha! Come little kitty, I'll turn you into my personal sex slave!"
    "IYAAA! SAVE ME!"

    The fat ugly Orc creep closer to me. I tried to move away but my feet and hands were bound.

    "Mwahahaha! It's no use! I'll make you make you into my baby making tool and I'm going to do all kind of things to you until you're broken!"
    "NOO! I don't want to! SOMEBODY HELP!"

    That thing grabbed my arm, and it face is getting closer and closer to me. I tried to resist to no avail.

    "Mwahahaha! Your resistance is only going to make my harder!"
    "Aah... Noo... iyaahn... someone... auu... help... me..."

    That thing hands is wriggling around my body and it slowly and slowly making it ways down and finally...
    ..........
    ......
    ...

    "NOOOOOO! NOT THERE! ...huh? Wait... where is it?"

    I woke up from my nightmare. When I do so, I was slightly confused. I looked around my surrounding and finally I remembered.

    "Oh yeah, I was captured by Orcs"

    When I remember that, I recall the previous nightmare I had.

    *shiver*
    "N-Not good, if it continues like this then those nightmares will come true... "

    I looked around the surrounding again, that's when I noticed something strange.

    "What's with all the ruckus?"

    I saw all the surrounding Orc soldier is scurrying about. Then I heard the sound of metal and saw a cloud of dust everywhere.

    "Well... I don't know what happens, but this perhaps is my chance!"

    Let see... First. I need to get out of this cage. Hmm... how? I already stumbled at the first problem.

    But that's when a single Orc soldier fly towards my cage and crashed into it.

    "Kyaa!"

    Because of the force of the impact, the cage was toppled down and as a result some of the bar is bent.

    The gap created by the bent bar is large enough for me to slip by. Not wasting this chance I squeezed myself through the gap and escaped.

    But still, I haven't forgotten my quest. Using this confusion as a chance, I stealthily made my way towards the orc king tent. I remembered that they carried me towards this plains when I was locked up in a cage. Looks like that encampments in the forest is just an outpost. Still I didn't neglect my observation. I saw there was one larger tent where the Orc King entered with several other Orcs when I was transported.

    There some Orcs that get in my way. But I am Mahou... No, I'm now Living Snake! The legendary mercenarily and master of Stealth!

    Whenever they tried to charge at me, I used my CQC technique to disarm and take them down.

    Sometimes, I will sneak up behind them and snap their neck. This progressed very smoothly until I reached the Orc King Tent.

    I see that the Orc King and several other Orcs are trying to escape from the tent. But I stand in front of the tent entrance, blocking their way.

    "You missed me?"

    Seeing my appearance, several Orc tried to jump at me. But I quickly jumped inside the tent and grabbed the heads of two of them then I smashed them towards the ground. They only unconscious but that is enough.

    Now behind me is the 3 orc thst tried to attack me. And in the front is the Orc King with something like a table between us.

    Ther 3 orc behind me that tried to attack me. The Orc king also lunged at me. My first priority is the king, so if he runs away that would be bad. But it looks like it wouldn't be a problem now.

    I kicked the table towards the Orc King, while also performing Roundhouse kick towards the three in the back.

    The roundhouse kick hit one of them, but the two dodged it. But I followed up by grabbing one of them by the leg when I dodged their attack.

    "Eii"

    Using the Orc that I was grabbing and the momentum of my spinning performing the roundhouse kick. I struck the other one with all my power and let the leg go.

    All these actions took less than 5 seconds

    Then I turn around towards the king. He already broke down the table by punching it and his fist is getting very close to my face.

    "Uwaah too close!"

    I managed to dodge it by twisting my body. But as a result I lost my balance and rolled around. Of course the king didn't miss that chance and started swinging his battle axe at me who lays in the ground.

    I dodged the battleaxe by rolling towards the Orc king. The next moment I was crouching and like a coiled spring, I jumped and performed a splendid uppercut towards the Orc King chin.

    It's not enough to incapacitate him. But because of that he let go of his battle axe that was planted to the ground and staggered a few steps back.

    Not missing this chance I grabbed the battle axe and using my strength, I pulled it. But because I used to much force and my grip is not firm, as a result I was taken by the battle axe momentum and unable to aim it properly.

    As a result, instead of the sharp edge, the flat side of the battle axe hit the King square in the head. With that he loses consciousness.

    "Phew... that was a hard work..."

    That's when something weird started to happen.

    Suddenly, the unconscious Orc King body started to float and fly somewhere.

    "Huh?"

    I was too dumbfounded, then suddenly something hit behind my head with such a force. It was one of the Orc before, it also flies away towards where the king is.

    "Uh... not... again..."

    Because of the force is no joke, I falls down flat on my face and my consciousness started to fly away.

    I experienced a lot of head trauma today... I hope I didn't turn weird after I wake up.

    That was my last thought before I lost consciousness.

    To be continued... maybe?
     
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    Dope this fixes literally everything
     
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    If you wait for my research, I might make a bigger cannon due to this...new technology. I'll share one of them with you.
     
  19. A5G_Reaper

    A5G_Reaper [DCLXVI, sohyee, and iampsyx's cute imouto]

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    @Ldyrdy, we may need a rescue quest.
     
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    SpearOfLies [Lucky Dad][Has a lovely daughter]

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    How many orc king will die today?~
     
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