Adventurers Guild Adventurer's Guild - Main Tavern

Really~? *knead her butt* are you suuure about that?

 

hyau~!?
ah-y-yes i'm-ah-suuure-ah~

 

Your mouth says no... *kiss*
But your body's saying yes~ *rub her belly*

 

haiii~~
kyahaha~ waaa~ tickles! tick-ahahahaha~

 

*rub armpit*

 

kyaaaa~! no-ahahaha! nooo!
...can't...breathe...

 

Sorry, mama already said that I can't touch Onee-chan, so I'll leave all the job to Reachii-chan... I'll accept the cookies though *eats a cookie* Yummy!

 

Such a cute and smart daughter I have...
*Cuddle*
Here more cookies
*Enjoying watch her eat cookies at my lap*
Ahh~ such a cute view hehehe
*Hug tight*

 

Wild Biel appears
*glomps*

 

Spoiler: The End of Time

When I came to, I was already in a dark place. Huh, that's strange, day 3 of the operation should start on morning, no? Huh, why are the sky in a greenish color? Huh, what are those thick heaps of black-covered books? Huh, why are the rivers made of slimy and sticky liquid-like stuff? And why are there huge tentacles wriggling around? Also I can't Time Travel back? Huh? Huh?

Wait, tentacles?
Yes, tentacles.
Geh, now I can hear somebody's voice inside my head. First wrong destination and now this. I must be tired. Let's go to sleep.
Don't fall asleep you dummy! Or else I'll have you play with them big and rough tentacles!
Ooooohhhhh! More reason to go to sleep then. Good night.
...............
Zzzzzzzzz...
Take this! My ultimate attack, the collection of weird pictures and videos on /b ! Cancerous Threads!
Gyyyaaaahhhhhh... my brain my brain, what's with this large amount of unneeded information. I yell, I yell! Stop sending me anymore of those!
You seem ready to strike a conversation now huh?
Ugh, I can't unseen. Cruel, you are so cruel, even though you are just a delusion of mine.
I am not a delusion. Let me introduce myself. My name is Veru. I am the god who governs over time and space. This place you are at right now is The End of Time, where everything has come to an end.
There are still stuff here though. And time flows normally for me as well.
Just ignore those minor details. Now then....
Minor? Really?
...the reason I call you here is to help me on one of my problem...
So you really ignore that.
...You see, this realm of mine originally doesn't have anything...
Now that's the true End of Time.
...I was bored, and thus I started collecting knowledge from countless histories and worlds. In short, books.
What about electronic books?
They are over there.
So that giant tower is the server.
Continue on, one day a young mage who masters space-time magic visited this place.
Please no #shota #tentacle #rape #ahegao.
...............
...............
Special attack, Cancerou...
Nonononono stop please I won't say anything more! In the first place, I haven't said anything, it's just my thoughts!
*sigh* His name is Malum. I welcomed him and presented to him my collection. But soon he wandered off to the grimoire section even though I warned him to not do so. He became insane by being in contact with a large number of grimoires. Then he used magic from the grimoires to banish me from my realm when I wasn't looking, and transformed it into his own world.
And here I thought you are omnipotent and love tentacles.
...............
....I'm sorry.
Now here is your job. Help me kill Malum. His soul has been corrupted for too long, there is no save anymore. Of course I won't make you do it for free, I'll prepare a fitting reward for you upon completion.
But, why me? There are many others who are stronger than me.
As you said before, I am not omnipotent. I cannot ask the beings of higher realm, nor I can personally deal with him due to being cast out of existence. I can only pull somebody of the lower realm here when they use their Time Travel ability in an unstable manner.
Come to think of it, I did Time Travel without "their" interference.
The second reason is about the tentacles. They are the defenders of this place. They feed on the negative energy of humans. The more disgust people are showing, the more they multiply and become bigger and stronger. You happen to have a cheerful personality and love tentacles, so they can't do anything.
....I don't even.
The last reason is about the basis of Malum's magic. He is a master of black magic. And you happen to use photon energy, which is a form of light. You are his natural enemy. How difficult do you think to find a person who use light magic and love tentacles?
I'm.... honored (?)
If you follow the road, you'll find Malum in the center. He noticed you the moment of your arrival and had sent out his minions, so this journey will be very dangerous. But as long as you are careful, I believe nothing can really harm you. I'll give you my blessing too, so go now, my hero!
Haaa, I got myself into a mess right. Okay, I'll help, since I'm stuck here anyway. Then, I'll be off.




In another plane of existence, a murmur can be heard.
"She always plunges herself into weird situations, yet always comes out unscathed in the end. She sure is loved by the universe. I wonder who is behind her back."

ooc: continuation of the aftermath. Wew, this thing is longer than I thought. And to answer Veru's question

Spoiler: Who got Takako's back

Me the creator of course lol

 

Fell asleep yesterday...

 

Thanks mama! *Happily enjoys the cookies and the hug*

 

Hehehe~
Love when you call me in this cute way~
*Hug tighter*
*Start to sing a beautiful song in low voice*

 

*Closes eyes and enjoys the singing*

 

This android is even more perverted than @shad12ow

 

Is that Dragon Age

 

That map is definitely from elder scrolls

 

I don't think it beats Reachii-chan though...

 

Wah~wah~wah~
Why are you saying thiss~
Rachii isn't that perverted...she just do things with us her wives...
(>///<)

 

Reachii is on whole new level of pervertedness