Adventurers Guild Adventurer's Guild - Main Tavern

NTR can be netori or netorare. both are fine for me...

 

..........does anybody actually want to team up with me for the group quests?

 

i'll go. as long as you hold back on doing perverted things to me, that is...

 

B-But I can't stop. Well, though for some reasons I can't do any actual 'action' even if I try anyway. I escape from the tentacles hell called The End of Time while still on the wizard path, see?

 

i'll prepare some 'tails' for you to play with yourself... heck i still have 3 from @A5G_Reaper and @Bielt still has 29 others. i can share you mine.

 

my first receptionist work... somehow i feel nervous about it. did i do a good job?

 

Guys...What do we exactly do here?Sleep?Party(Let's party!) Ignore that.

 

Hahaha, you can drink, talk, and find people to do quests with you here ^^

Just don't talk too much at the other threads.

Because a Dragon Deity will take out your eyes, and burn your soul. If you do.

(I'm not joking, this really happen)

 

@Bielt hey, your junior is here. send him to space!
@A5G_Reaper throw some ice to him
@shad12ow make some firecrackers and stick it to his butt!
@Siostar you need another partner?
@ForumObserver this guy can be your new plaything

 

Don't know maybe a sleep-over-party

 

Lol,should I bring my favorite pet?(Doggy) ?

 

kidding =p

 

I was making because I was sad that the tavern may explode from my excitement(I am a sadist and not masochist okay?)

 

Deri, it there other new thread beside the New Quest Board, and Receptionist desk?

 

so... @Elion ... your char name, xxx? hentai?

 

no, as far as i know

 

...You really want to know?

 

Believe me this tavern will not exploded even if you try...

It is made from Pure Refined Plot.
And is indestructible.

Even I that literally consumed 11 planets, can't destroy it...

 

Spoiler: The End of Time - part 2

- Stop! Don't run away from me!
Not this again. Each time I try to go near the playful tentacles, they distance themselves from me rightaway. Do they hate positive emotions that much? Hey, I'm feeling disappointed here you know, I'm not feeling excited at all you know. Hey! HEEEEYYYYYYY!!!

Haaaaa, I give up on chasing them. At this rate, I'll die old being a great wizard. What's with the world, does it have something against me? All these slimy squirming tentacles and I can't even touch. For now I suppose I'll try getting out of this awful place. It's even more terrible than a bait, at least the fish can actually taste the bait worm.
After walking for a while, I come to a spacious area.

- From the firmness of the butt...
- We knead gleefully...
- To the bouncy of the oppai...
- We rub in joyfulness...
- We are the five brothers of pervertness...

- Tight Kneesocks, Chikan Red.
- Stained Pantsu, Chikan Yellow.
- Narrow Garterbelt, Chikan Blue.
- Leather Brassiere. Chikan Black.
- Spiked Choker, Chikan White.

- Where there are girls, there are the lust of perverts!

- SHOKUSHU HENTAI, CHIKANGER!

KIIIITAAAA! The-evil-antagonists-who-r@pe-innocent-girls-using-big-and-rough-tentacles-nonstop-everyday-till-they-become-pregnant-and-break-complely are finally here!!! Oh oh oh so novelic, I'm so glad to be alive. Now come, feast yourself upon this body to your heart content!

- Umm, Red, do you think she is quite.... formidable?
- Yeah, even with our grand opening, she didn't seem faltered a bit.
- Look, she is even in heat.
- I don't think this is a good idea, let's fall back and revise our plan.
- Okay, we will try to attack her and check for her power, then fall back. Let's go! Tentacle Grab... huh?!

These guys seem to discuss something among themselves, and since I'm waiting with nothing to do here, I quickly undress myself. Cannot let these clothings be teared you know. Oh, now their tentacles are binding me. This viscous stuff, these thick smell contain aphrodisiac, these firm coiling movement that doesn't let anyone escape. This is an unavoidable situation. Yep, I can't be help. Kyaa! I'm in trouble!!
Taking a peek at the hentai squad, in contrast to my delight, they all sit down on their butt, and look at me with great fear. Fear?

- No way, her positive emotion suddenly spikes up.
- Vanilla with tentacles, unimaginable!
- IdontwannadieIdontwannadieIdontwannadie....
- What will happen if we continue?!
- S-She could even erase this realm.

There is a naked girl here you know, hurry up and do the deed. Come on! DO IT!!!

- Ah!? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Before I know it, a strange light wraps up the chikangers, and they disappear leaving no trace, including the summoned tentacles. That's it? I'm still a virgin? Why? JUST WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???




In another plane of existence, a shout can be heard.
"This is not the development I was hoping for! What the hell with all the hentais coming up one after another?"

ooc: how do I even?