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this one fruits apples, right?

 

I missed that. Give link.

 

i see...speaking of that, what do you think of the recent plot twist?

 

off screen. stealthy work of your wife...

 

haven't read... i missed your link yesterday so can you give me another one?

 

There is no link to it~~
Teehee

 

Cure that snake already so you can have your own mofumofu time.

 

@shad12ow 's afro might wake it up

 

http://royalroadl.com/fiction/8134

 

what is NAC?

 

*sigh* Onee-chan... You know... Not only you are being incredibly rude to the point I want to hit your head on the wall until I can see some cracks in your skull, but you also aren't thinking properly before asking.

Do you really think I'd want it now? I don't even think I'd be able to give birth easily right now, not to mention that something that makes you eternally youth could end up stopping my time from flowing, which could mean no more periods, and as such I wouldn't even be able to get pregnant... Do you reaaaaally think I'd want to risk something like that?

Something like a youth fruit would be for when I'm older, like 10 years from now on or so, when I'd have finished growing and would've already settled down in a happy married life with some kids, instead of now when I'm still 14 years old.

It's a shame it doesn't exist though... At least I'm still pretty young so I have plenty of time ahead of myself.

 

sorry...
i thought you want to eat the youth apples immediately...
deri...
*slump*

 

not a chapter

 

Wait wait wait wait wait wait !!!
WHY are you thinking about giving birth!
You are way too young to do it!
in 10 year? Hell no!
That is still too young!
make it atleast 20 years!
you have to live your life properly before having Children!
Enjoy your marriage first!
Hell if it was Grandma she would scream saying that you just need to think about children after 40.....

 

This happened right before the dragons' invasion, but since the town is in the state of emergency, I never has a chance to submit.
ooc: I was lazy

Spoiler: Mushroom nightmare

#SE6 - E Rank - Slay 100 Rats [ 100 G ]
#SC8 - C rank - Slay 5 Harpies [ 220 G ]
#EE2 - E Rank – Explore The Northern Mountains [ 100 G ]
#GD1 - D Rank – Mine: 5 Mithril Ore [ 60G | 1 x Mithril Ore ]
#GD4 - D Rank - Gather: 5 Rainbow Slime Gel [ 120G | 1 x Rainbow Gel ]
#GD5 - D Rank - Clean: The Junkyard [ 80G | 1 x Old Frying Pan ]

For these quests, I try to go with Ranger. First I head to the Junkyard. Hm, I need to 'clean' this place right? I charge photon into my launcher and launch the photon arts Flame Bullet. Burn, BURN! Turning the launcher into a flame thrower, I walk around putting everything I see on fire. And then when the fire is spreading vigorously, I discharge Sphere Eraser, a continous beam of photon lazer, to incinerate anything unburnable and also the source of fire. With this, there are nothing left in the Junkyard. Yep, perfect clean.

Next stop is the farms that got attacked by rats. Okay let's burn them like those in the Junkyard! Huh, I can't just burn the pad field? Fiiiiiiine, I'll use the less extreme method. I switch to rifle and start sniping the rats, one by one. Well, they are fast and small, and hiding between the plants, but they are nothing against photon-powered homing bullets so they all die in one shot. Aaaaand done, the 100th rats has been meeting with its ancestors. I got thanks by the farmers, and taking the chance, I borrow them a pickaxe. Now I can go mining.

I run to the direction of the Northern Mountains. I meet some Harpies along the way, but since they are all females, I strike 5 of them down mercilessly and ignore the rest. I also meet some Rainbow Slimes, so I throw 5 of them into a prepared sack for... um... experiments, right, experiments. It's not like I want to take a nap while hugging them and get covered by mysterious liquid in return. Nope.

Okay, so this is the Northern Mountains. Errr, this place has only low leveled monsters, so it's pretty much heavily explored by low ranked adventurers. Well, I just take a sightseeing tour then. Oh, there's an unmarked cave. It's hidden in the rocky area between 2 high mounts. Wonder if I can find a treasure chest, it's a hidden cave after all. Oh, there are some mithril mines inside. Let's start digging!

*klang**klang*
[You've gotten 1x Cave Mushroom]

Huh? What the heck is this anouncement? And mushroom? Hey I am mining here, why mushrooms show up?

*klang**klang**klang*
[You've gotten 1x Cave Rock]
[You've gotten 1x Cave Mushroom]]

Huh?

*klang**klang**klang**klang*
[You've gotten 1x Cave Mushroom]
[You've gotten 1x Cave Mushroom]
[You've gotten 1x Cave Bug (rare)]

Where are my mithril? Stop it, no more mushrooms.

*klang**klang**klang**klang**klang*
[You've gotten 1x Cave Mushroom]
[You've gotten 1x Cave Rock]
[You've gotten 1x Cave Mushroom]
[You've gotten 1x Cave Mushroom]
[You've gotten 1x Cave Mushroom]
[You've gotten 1x Cave Mushroom]
[You've gotten 1x Cave Mushroom]

Yameteeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......


eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... Eh, eh? Oh, so that's just a dream. I was resting with one of the Rainbow Slime in hand after gathering the required mithrils. Pretty scary dream I must say. Well, since I'm done with whatever here, so let's wrap it up and go home.

Spoiler: PSO2 stuff

If you go mining in PSO2, for instance in the Forest area, 8 out of 10 you'll get Forest Tomatoes
Totally great mining system

 

*pats head* Well, at least you understood, so it's alright, cheer up Onee-chan!

But mama... Why?

I mean, before having children, we have to make sure our life is stable and that we can dedicate our own time to raise the child, I'm pretty sure both me and Shadow-kun will already be at least rank A in 5 years time, probably a lot less, with the income we get at that rank, we could probably save enough money to live a the rest of our lives peacefully in just a few months, this would allow us to take care of the children without many issues.

Even if Shadow-kun kept on working as guildmaster, I wouldn't particularly mind becoming a housewife to take care of them, so I don't think there should be any problem... In 10 years time I hoped we'd have at least 3 children already... Do you really think I'm rushing things too much mama? I can push my plans back a bit if you think so... You do know I care a lot about your opinion after all, I wouldn't want by any means to hurt you, and I trust your judgement on it as well, so... I think I could leave it for later if mama really thinks it's for the best...

But 20 years is too much though, I can't yield on that, there is no way my first child will be born after I'm 30!

 

A seed for the Tree of Youth will grow to be a Tree of Youth tree. The Tree of Youth bears Apples of Everlasting Youth. They're not regular apples. ^^

I'm working on it! His revival needs some seriously high-spec materials and alchemy, you know! XD

 

Rejoice! I found the perfect weapons for Aldred!

 

Dear~ you see what I'm saying is that the world is too big, and you need to see more of it.
It's not only about working, you have to travel and see new things...that way you can tell your wonderful Tales to your kids.

And about your children being born after 30...Well dear 30 is a Old for normal people,
You have being living in a Temple, that mean you are bathed with divine energy, this will make you live longer.
Like what happen with the Priests....

Not to mention that with the ammount of Life-Force I have been giving to you every day I doubt you will die before 200 years or get old before 150 years........Shitty I shouldn't have told you about this...

 

So...I'll probably die first then?