Comments on Profile Post by Twilight Fox

  1. Judgecutioner
    Judgecutioner
    It would write not 50, not 60 but 100 shades of grey.
    Nov 21, 2016
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  2. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Is that what happened? A racoon took meth and wrote Fifty shades of Grey? Wow, that escalated quickly.
    Nov 21, 2016
  3. Judgecutioner
    Judgecutioner
    No, it was racoon on speed as well, but 'the author' restricted racoon, because she was not sure if it would want to escape, so it only managed to write 50.
    Nov 21, 2016
  4. Nefasdetestasti
    Nefasdetestasti
    Ultra fast fapping.
    Nov 21, 2016
  5. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    I wonder if the function of the racoon changes if I change the drug? What do you think would happen if I gave it crystal meth instead?
    Nov 21, 2016
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  7. Judgecutioner
    Judgecutioner
    It's not about type of drug, it's about changing the color of racoon. If you glue sparkling things to it, it will write Twilight, if you paint moon and start on it, it will write scenario of Turkish Star Wars.
    Nov 21, 2016
  8. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Huh...rainbow tutu...At least its not puking them right?
    Nov 21, 2016
  9. Nefasdetestasti
    Nefasdetestasti
    Still the most fcked shit that I've ever seen.
    Nov 21, 2016
  10. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Do you think if I gave the racoon a bottle of lube it would drink it or sell it on Ebay?
    Nov 21, 2016
  11. Nefasdetestasti
    Nefasdetestasti
    I doubt it will drink it if it's smart.
    But, if it's not.. it will drink it with glee..
    Nov 21, 2016
  12. Tenor
    Tenor
    If I gave a raccoon a handjob, do you think I'd stop suffering from this eternal, agonizing loneliness?
    Nov 21, 2016
  13. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Are you suffering or is the racoon. Cause if that racoon doesnt know what to do with a bottle of lube i think its pretty lonely.
    Nov 21, 2016
  14. Tenor
    Tenor
    We're both poor, lonely souls with nothing to lose. If you nothing to lose, then there's so much to gain, like handjobs from Greek busts.
    Nov 21, 2016
  15. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    Can a greek bust be lubed up? I think alabaster hurts when you stick your dick in it?
    Nov 21, 2016
  16. Tenor
    Tenor
    Stick your dick inside me if you're brave enough.
    Nov 21, 2016
  17. Twilight Fox
    Twilight Fox
    ...I was talking about the racoon...
    Nov 21, 2016