And to commemorate this momentous occasion, tis only fitting that I go up against a person with Modly powers such as yourself, to show my unrelenting might! Prepare thyself my old friend, for I, cupcake ninja...have returned!
Second later news of Cupcake Ninja's mysterious "disappearance " spreads across NUF
the suspect of this murder is Parth but due to lack of evidence and witnesses he has been declared not guilty by judge Tony
Ah, Ophious...so the prodigal son returns. My good boy, tell me...what is it you think to accomplish here? Do you want a rehash of our last battle between the sheets? Is your yearning that great? hehe...this daddy shall embrace you once more then. C'mere...
actually i was fapping while i was typing this, and my eventual load came out a suspcious faint red that was blood-like, maybe due to over-fapping. But i wont worry about that.
So wait? You fapped yourself while driving and typing this and crashedinto a boulder?...Well theres your problem! Fapping while driving, while typing, is reason enough for a judge to send you to an asylum not to mention the heavens sending you an omen of death.
while not at the same time. I needed a free hand. So i was alternating between using a hand to fap, type, and drive. Not a good thing, that goddamn boulder just magically came outta nowhere. I think god has it out for me, but whatevs. And meh, i get them omens all the time. Always survive, tho, which is nice.
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