pocketbear
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Birthday:
Feb 5, 1993 (Age: 31)
Location:
Hiber Nation
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Best Bear

pocketbear

!!!!!!!, Female, 31, from Hiber Nation

I got a new puppy~~ We named her Zelda. May 3, 2021

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Apr 19, 2024 at 7:04 AM
    1. TheMrAzn
      TheMrAzn
      Hey Nee-Sama, by any chances are you experienced in music? I made a song and I don't know how to format it and what not.
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      2. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        So you pick baker with no child and want to replace his lines with yours, but keep his musical parts the same. You'll have to work with it, and use a photo editor to basicslly white out original lines and paste in yours
        May 4, 2017
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      3. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        Also make sure it credits into the woods, "sung to the tune of into the woods " or whatever

        Let me know if i actually answered your query xD
        May 4, 2017
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      4. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        That was interesting! The song remembered me of another one, but, I can't remember it's name (just the general mood).

        Pocketbear's comments were also interesting.
        May 4, 2017
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    2. TheMrAzn
      TheMrAzn
      What's actually happening in Nee-Sama's AVI is a bear being strangled by the scarf due to the intense wind. The bear is grasping on the scarf in an attempt to remove the scarf. But due to the bears neck being too big and the distance the neck made separating the head and body was too minuscule, the bears hands couldn't fit. The scarf is worn tightly so that wind wouldn't send it off on a journey.
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      2. TheMrAzn
        TheMrAzn
        This shows that the bear is slowly suffocating with the last dying wish "I hope you land bollocks first on a bear trap." Laughing at its own lines, it suffocates faster, hence it's smug smile and pink blush, showing signs of paleness due to the lack of air.

        Sorry. I just finished writing a project and that's making me a smart ass.
        Apr 30, 2017
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      3. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        Some intense shit right there~
        Apr 30, 2017
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      4. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        ..... you really enjoy creative writing hahahaha
        Apr 30, 2017
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    3. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      ♡♡♡♡~I need more cute yaooooooooiiiiii~~♡♡♡♡
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      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        Meh... i can accept and respect ur own choices and tastes @pocketbear... maybe not respect... meh... i can acceot ur choices
        Apr 30, 2017
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      3. Skyelyne
        Skyelyne
        Cute huh, first thing that came to mind is Tadaima, Okaeri when it's cute yaoi. It's a manga tho~ as for novels...updates too slow and not many T-T
        Apr 30, 2017
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      4. Ko
        Ko
        Yaoi desu ka? Me embrace yaoi into my life desu yo ~
        Apr 30, 2017
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    4. HavekZero
      HavekZero
      Whats the difference between my chair and me?
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        <.<
        Apr 30, 2017
      4. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        I like these bad pick up lines. But I was born a dad, ready to enjoy the worst jokes...
        Apr 30, 2017
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      5. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        there there, dads have their moments too yknow
        Apr 30, 2017
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    5. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      Serious query: Is it possible to have a threesome relationship with two yanderes? ... 〈(゜。゜)
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      3. TheZephyrStorm
        TheZephyrStorm
        I thought I did but apparently it didn't show. Want me to post again?
        Apr 29, 2017
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      5. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        Ohhh thats in my to be read list~♡
        Apr 29, 2017
    6. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      ♡♡♡♡♡♡ OMG Love You 59 Seconds is sooooooo damn cute ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡◇◇♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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      2. akki
        akki
        That avi~ lolol
        Apr 28, 2017
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    7. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      Best comeback I've heard in a BL: "Maybe, but I'm better at giving head." XD XD XD WHO SAYS THAT OMG I wanna use it now but how...
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      2. 3rd Rate Hikikomori
        3rd Rate Hikikomori
        I guess only a true Fujoshi knows......
        Apr 28, 2017
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      3. Lonelycity
        Lonelycity
        who knows.
        Apr 28, 2017
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Apr 28, 2017
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    8. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      Thank you for the eggs, my friend! I will take this as a silent agreement not to egg your car, then. <3
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      2. doomeye1337
        doomeye1337
        *whispers* you know you want to egg that car~
        Apr 28, 2017
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      3. Knowledge is power
        Knowledge is power
        *whispers* use the eggs gifted to you...
        Apr 28, 2017
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      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        break open a small hole in the egg, and put toilet paper in it aswell... >.> that works alot better..
        Apr 28, 2017
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    9. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      Oh god younger me when writing XD: In advanced class, they assume MC is a maid or something because despite being geniuses, they are stupid.
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      2. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        So, stupidity.. in your opinion, at that moment, made people.. be maids?
        Apr 27, 2017
      3. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        No the people are stupid to assume MC is a maid, was my train of thought at the time I believe lol
        Apr 27, 2017
      4. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        I see. That's interesting. Thank you for explaining!
        Apr 27, 2017
    10. Sleight
      Sleight
      Super friendly and a kind bear...? I mean... whats kind in hoping that ppl fall bollocks first into a beartrap...?
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      3. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        Shhh if I don't put on a kind exterior no one will fall for my honey or bear trap!
        Apr 27, 2017
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      4. Sleight
        Sleight
        Apr 27, 2017
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      5. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        Ive been hearing traps are all the rage in certain circles
        Apr 27, 2017
    11. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      I go for one day and now there are secretly blog postings?! I absentmindedly clicked thinking it was prof. post and wondered why so sparse!
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      3. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        *clap clap clap*
        Apr 27, 2017
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      4. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        I like the pun. It pleases me.
        Apr 27, 2017
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      5. Deleted member 41274
        Deleted member 41274
        Flat blue is nice too
        Apr 27, 2017
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    12. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      Aiya, today is not a good day despite the sun shining so nicely.
      1. doomeye1337
        doomeye1337
        aww, what's up?
        Apr 26, 2017
      2. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        Just a lot of little things that pile up, like fighting a herd of tiiinnyyy giraffes..
        Apr 26, 2017
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      3. doomeye1337
        doomeye1337
        aww :( I know what you mean. It's the little obnoxious things in life that really infuriate me. And I am a bit of a rage monster because of them <.<;;
        Apr 26, 2017
    13. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      I hate websites that force me to whitelist them on my adblock to access. I understand it's revenue, but I am tired of ads breaking sites.
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      3. asriu
        asriu
        white list then black list again muahahahaha!
        Apr 22, 2017
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      4. TheMrAzn
        TheMrAzn
        Tbh, whenever I reach those sites while hopping from news article to news article. I just give up and close the window and start my article hopping all over again. (Yes. I have a lot of time now that I'm back to procrastinating. :/ )
        Apr 23, 2017
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      5. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        That's what I just did. I opened it, and after getting constant blocks from the site for adblock I just closed and said I dont care enough about this story in the end. Maybe another day.
        Apr 23, 2017
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    14. TheMrAzn
      TheMrAzn
      So...When fall arrives will I be seeing a bloated teddy bear preparing for winter? o.o.
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      3. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        *subtly shifts the blame to you huehue*
        Apr 18, 2017
      4. TheMrAzn
        TheMrAzn
        O Nee-Sama if I went all yandere dere dere, you wouldn't have any other little brothers around. :)

        And it's not my fault that Nee-Sama isn't observant of my titles or posts after stalking my profile over the year in order to convert me. -- e.e.
        Apr 18, 2017
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      5. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        ..... orz i am a horrible and dense oneesama....

        Wait...
        Ohmygod....

        I am the trope
        Apr 18, 2017
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    15. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      That feeling you get when you read a summary/synopsis and know this book will be a new favorite ~♡
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      2. doomeye1337
        doomeye1337
        such hype! much highpoo~
        Apr 12, 2017
      3. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        ...Usually, I don't have such luck.
        Apr 12, 2017
      4. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        it is a rare thing to find, but when you do....
        Apr 12, 2017
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    16. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      Woke up too early, not enough sleep, can't focus. Ugh. Can't take a nap though cuz maintenance is coming by sometime today. TT_TT
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      2. doomeye1337
        doomeye1337
        take a hot bath. it always helps relax you so you can feel some degree of rest
        Apr 11, 2017
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        Milk?
        Apr 11, 2017
      4. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        I took a hot shower when I woke up, but bathing isn't an option, too small of a tub >_< It doesnt help I dont have "anything" to do (who never has something to do in reality... but you understand)
        Apr 11, 2017
    17. pocketbear
      pocketbear
      You've read too many CN when your idea of 'happily ever after' is "he massacred everyone for her, the end."
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      2. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        I don't understand the "for her" part.
        Apr 11, 2017
      3. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        (I read Chinese romance novels)
        Apr 11, 2017
      4. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        Oohhh! That makes sense.
        Apr 11, 2017
    18. TheMrAzn
      TheMrAzn
      Umm...You have some explaining to do. I google translated your name, because I was bored, into Japanese and I got this as a result - Pokettokuma - I then searched it up and got this as the first result. http://pokettokuma.deviantart.com/
      Well then...Explain?
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      3. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        ok so i have learned bara sometimes gets turned into bear or something and so that explains the content of the images maybe but uh that isnt me because I AM POCKET BEAR! NOT POKETTO KUMA SO MUWAHAHA
        Apr 11, 2017
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      4. TheMrAzn
        TheMrAzn
        Technically Nee-Sama, it's translated to PocketBear back to english lol...
        Apr 11, 2017
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      5. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        <_< bitch.
        Apr 11, 2017
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    19. doomeye1337
      doomeye1337
    20. Pray Alpha
      Pray Alpha
      ......this was......unexpected?
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      2. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        ITS A TRAP
        Apr 6, 2017
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        He admitted that we can call him as Little Hoe Hoe sadly that post was deleted
        Apr 6, 2017
      4. ExitedDeviljho
        ExitedDeviljho
        Uuuuuu im never admit it >.>
        Apr 6, 2017
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    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    Feb 5, 1993 (Age: 31)
    Location:
    Hiber Nation
    Occupation:
    Best Bear

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