Comments on Profile Post by Ophious

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

Why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

Why is the nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter

I can't ever spam

Sigh. It feels lonely >_>

Why can't you spam?









I was gonna make a pun but I couldn't think of anything

Haha

How do astronauts say they're sorry?

They apollo-gize

You're living, you occupy space and you have mass. Do you know what that means?

You matter.

Red is the best color in the world
It's cyantifically proven

A book fell on me this morning.

I guess I only have my shelf to blame

If womb is pronounced woom
and tomb is pronounced toom
then shouldn't bomb be pronounced boom

singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth

that's when it becomes a soap opera

I shall be back with more bad puns later
my sister wants to braid my hair

Braided hair

Sounds cute

So @Ophious is the Nom De Pun now?

Well I am enigma's son so bad jokes run in my blood

XD

*still waiting for you to come back*

Did you know bears walk




















bear-foot

I heard people like to go to cafe's when they want to talk about themselves

I guess they just love to espresso themselves there

My puns are so bad they're a cat-astrophic

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming

So oxygen went on a date with potassium... it was ok

Oxygen first asked Nitrogen out but Nitrogen was all like "NO"

What kind of fish is only made of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na

If plants feel sad do other plants photosymphotize with it?

Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta way

We cannoli do so much

His legacy will become a pizza history

here today, gone tomato

how sad that he ran out of thyme

Sending olive my prayers to the family

His wife is really upset, Cheese still not over it

You never sausage a tragic thing

What did earth say to the other planets?





Wow you guys have no life

I'm pretty sure that someone hid the final piece of my paragraph on a shelf I can't reach but I don't want to jump to conclusions

Why can't you surf microwaves?

Because they are too small

XD

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