Comments on Profile Post by HavekZero

The chair has four legs...you have three? >.>

i think you messed up the wording instead of me it should be "my face"

ones more fun to sit on >:D

whats the difference between my chair and my face? nothing both are meant to be sit on.

you hear alot of bad pick up lines at the bar bro.

know whats on the menu?

Me 'n' u

smh

i was blinded by your beauty,

im going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

can i have your insurance information? you have had me falling since i saw you.

well here i am, what are your other 2 wishes?

did it hurt? (when i fell from heaven?) no when you crawled up from hell to tempt my mortal soul

i'll give you a kiss,

if you dont like it you can return it ;^)

Uncle to Havek: I'm not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir.

❤️❤️❤️❤️ a new ship has been sailed!!!

are you ready? (for what?)
a night filled with lousy sex and disappointment.

@Shem <.< do you really wanna go there? ill ship you with blue-boy

i'll ship you with lonci, and then you'll regret

<.<

I like these bad pick up lines. But I was born a dad, ready to enjoy the worst jokes...

there there, dads have their moments too yknow