Comments on Profile Post by heartantares

Call the police....wait, record a video, get the evidence
Wait...no, hide under the bed.

Go into the fridge and rub bacon all over your body, and go outside it will scare it off

Get the fucking knife and kill that son of a bitch...

*Cough* Sorry, cultural differences. Just call the cops and armed yourself.

We don't have bacon in this house! All i have to arm myself is a cheap short katana and a kitchen knife(18in long).... outside is dark and scary... i see nothing, only sounds

Just now a large thump sound happened D=

Roar at it. It will intimidate that bastard. And use some bait to lure into a trap.

Grab a broom, tie the kitchen knife to it fashion yourself spear

Probably a coyote anyway if your in the us

A makeshift spear...

Well, at least you got range with that.

@Arcadia Blade you got me on ignore or something!? I just said that

its an asian household we only have the broom made of brush sticks (i dunno what its called) but its kinda flimsy since its just a bit harder than straw....

Its queited down. I think..... it might actually be a coyote... I do live where they roam.... but now i hear a tiny kitty meow

Grab the shower bar if it's removable

Well probably ate Mama cat

Go grab a flashlight n broom

Be careful~

I blame the neighboring cat lady house for luring the coyotes =\

No more meowing only rustling sounds close by now.... though theres dogs barking in the distance somewhere.