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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Matsurika
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        \o/ hope it goes away quickly~
        May 23, 2017
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      3. akki
        akki
        thanks~
        May 23, 2017
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      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        \o/ get better akki-chan!
        lovely is cheering for you \o/
        May 23, 2017
        akki and Matsurika like this.
    2. akki
      akki
      Damn this sore throat. Swallowing feels so weird...
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        Same ;-; i have sorethroat. Lol. I'm sick since two days ago...
        May 23, 2017
      3. lavender_drop
        lavender_drop
        *whispers* Ice cream cures all....
        May 23, 2017
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      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        *hugs both*
        *bring chicken soup for @Shem and coffee soup for @akki*
        lovely ll take care of you two :3 ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )
        May 23, 2017
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    3. HavekZero
      HavekZero
      i shall fall not for thine plebeian like bait hime
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      2. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        and i believe you do, i really do.

        now all you got to do is pass me that shite you're smoking and we'll be even
        May 23, 2017
      3. Frozen ink
        Frozen ink
        I am asthmatic desu~
        I only puff inhalers desu~
        May 23, 2017
      4. HavekZero
        HavekZero
        kay, then pass me that cough syrup you just chugged down
        May 23, 2017
    4. akki
      akki
      *closes his eyes*
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      3. Knowledge is power
        Knowledge is power
        *puts @akki in a coffin* Rip
        May 23, 2017
      4. Aiiee
        Aiiee
        *blows out the candle*
        *whispers* The light might disturb akki's sleep. (´>ω<`)

        *pulls @Shem along while sneaking away*
        May 23, 2017
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      5. Shem
        Shem
        Sleep in forever? >.>
        May 23, 2017
    5. yuzuki
      yuzuki
      1. DCLXVI, Risus, akki and 1 other person like this.
      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        We can go back to telling new members that akki is a girl again~
        May 23, 2017
        DCLXVI, Pyoo and Risus like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        \o/ ❤️
        May 23, 2017
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      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Look akki is happy about it!
        May 23, 2017
    6. akki
      akki
      Is Evolution Theory of the Hunter worth reading?
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      2. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        Tell us if you'll like it!
        May 22, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Sure will do~
        May 22, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        I've read up to chapter 20. So far it's okay
        May 23, 2017
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    7. akki
      akki
      *after ages goes to sleep in his own profile* g'night y'all~
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        Goodnighty~
        May 22, 2017
        akki likes this.
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *sleeps here* good night~
        May 22, 2017
        yuzuki and akki like this.
      4. Axiel
        Axiel
        ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ{g'night)
        May 22, 2017
        akki likes this.
    8. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      *Eating cookie dough while watching Akki under my invisible blanket*
      *yum*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *looks through the telescope and sees MZG relaxing with a drink*
        All fine here~ nothing special to make a note of
        *doesn't realise that's a decoy and he is in fact being spied upon by the real MZG*....
        May 21, 2017
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    9. akki
      akki
      Home, sweet sweet, home~ \o/
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      3. akki
        akki
        They're married and have their own houses~
        May 21, 2017
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        I thought you were drifting through a chaotic space? Nice to have you back Akkihime-sama! \(^^)/
        May 21, 2017
      5. Shem
        Shem
        How many sibs do you have? O_o
        May 21, 2017
    10. elparis
      elparis
      Elephant name baron?
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      3. elparis
        elparis
        Baron ren?
        May 21, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        That works for me~
        May 21, 2017
      5. elparis
        elparis
        Cool-
        May 21, 2017
    11. akki
      akki
      Sooo tired~ owww...
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        Take some rest?
        May 21, 2017
      4. Raizhee
        Raizhee
        Just go and sleep
        May 21, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        It's only 19:14~ way too early for that.

        Gna rest with a mug of coffee~ \o/
        May 21, 2017
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    12. Asakura Ouryuu
      Asakura Ouryuu
      U~! Uu~! Suggestion~!
      I have one~!
      How about...
      ...
      ...
      ..I forgot about it...
      Too lazy to remember~
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Tch~ you got my hopes up and dashed it straight away...
        May 21, 2017
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      3. Asakura Ouryuu
        Asakura Ouryuu
        Can't help it~
        I have my hand full managing my business...
        I can remember it..
        But I'm the overlord of laziness~
        I'm too lazy to do that~
        May 21, 2017
    13. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki! Akki!
      1. yuzuki, Lovely and akki like this.
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Ikr!
        I got tired at one attempt, i need more practice~
        May 21, 2017
        yuzuki and akki like this.
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Good night~
        May 21, 2017
        yuzuki and akki like this.
      5. akki
        akki
        Sleep well pyoo~ g'night
        May 21, 2017
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    14. yuzuki
      yuzuki
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      3. akki
        akki
        *pushes pyoo out the way* my hug!
        *hugs @yuzuki* ❤️
        May 21, 2017
        Pyoo, Matsurika, Lovely and 1 other person like this.
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        QwQ *hugs akki instead*
        May 21, 2017
        akki likes this.
      5. akki
        akki
        That's right~ all the hugs are for akki
        Muwahahahaha!
        May 21, 2017
        Pyoo likes this.
    15. akki
      akki
      After extensive research & experimentation I've come to the conclusion that tea tastes nicer when it's hot and coffee when it's cold~
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      3. lavender_drop
        lavender_drop
        ...... i just like warm drinks when it comes to tea and coffee....
        May 21, 2017
      4. platys51
        platys51
        Coffee tastes same way it looks. Terrible. Unless it's really mild, then it's acceptable.
        May 21, 2017
      5. Asakura Ouryuu
        Asakura Ouryuu
        I don't know about coffee (I can't stand the smell...)
        But I like my tea cold... with ice...
        May 21, 2017
    16. Asakura Ouryuu
      Asakura Ouryuu
      Umu.. [Peace Destroyer]
      Nah~ Too lazy to do anything~
      If peace are going to be destroyed, so be it~
      Better go back to my bed and laze around~
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        I should change that now. I'm done destroying peace haha~
        May 21, 2017
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      3. Asakura Ouryuu
        May 21, 2017
    17. akki
      akki
      Someone give me nuffies~ btw I won't be refunding it or paying back at a later date. Or buy you icons~
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      2. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Ur on my side now!?
        May 21, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        On your side?
        May 21, 2017
      4. Asakura Ouryuu
        Asakura Ouryuu
        Left or right side?
        May 21, 2017
    18. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      *serves caramel coffee* from the lady~ your favourite~ enjoy~
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Thank you~ ❤️

        You edited it? Lol~
        May 20, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        >_> its obv a mistake, not like Starbucks became the host club!
        May 20, 2017
        akki and Matsurika like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        pfft~ I missed the chance to comment on it haha
        May 20, 2017
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    19. akki
      akki
      Hmm~ it's been a while. Nominate someone for an icon. Besides yourself~
      1. Shem and Matsurika like this.
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Cookie for love~
        May 20, 2017
        Shem likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Done~
        May 20, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Yay~ \o/
        Thanks ❤
        May 20, 2017
        akki likes this.
    20. akki
      akki
      M*****F****** Oww!!!
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      2. Anon Ymous
        Anon Ymous
        M-cchi
        May 20, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        It wasn't on purpose. Tell ya later~
        May 20, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Okay~
        May 20, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Location:
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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