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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      \o/

      good morning
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      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        Too hard! I give up....or gimme a few and I'll try again
        Jun 1, 2017
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      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        xD *pat pat*
        Jun 1, 2017
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      5. jamechi
        jamechi
        It's like....only people getting kidnapped and none kidnapping or keeping others captive
        Jun 1, 2017
        Lovely and Matsurika like this.
    2. akki
      akki
      I think it might be time to drop Emperor's Domination...
      1. Heyu
        Heyu
        for those 3 chapters of empty words?
        Jun 1, 2017
    3. akki
      akki
      I feel like I keep hearing the phone ringing. I'm going crazy...
      1. Shem
        Shem
        *calls the mental institute*
        Jun 1, 2017
      2. Axiel
        Axiel
        listen to music?
        ♬♫♪◖(● o ●)◗♪♫♬
        Jun 1, 2017
    4. akki
      akki
      *sips coffee* ahhh that's good~
      1. Lovely, yuzuki, BlancFrost and 2 others like this.
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        no cake?
        May 31, 2017
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        *noms the cake*

        nope there's no cake rika it's already sold out from the bakeshop
        Jun 1, 2017
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    5. jamechi
      jamechi
      [Rika's Captive]
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      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        you got capture again \o/
        May 31, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        Ohh~ didn't notice that
        May 31, 2017
        jamechi, Matsurika and Lovely like this.
      5. akki
        akki
        Finally someone gave a suggestion~ lol
        May 31, 2017
        jamechi, Matsurika and Lovely like this.
    6. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      helios!
      1. Lovely and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Sun!
        May 31, 2017
        Lovely and Matsurika like this.
    7. KTL
      KTL
      There once was a rumor that this man held captives 100 lolies under his basement, I will further investigate this.
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      2. KTL
        KTL
        False, no loli are willing to protect anybody else but me!
        May 30, 2017
      3. Chiaroscuro
        Chiaroscuro
        *smirks* the proof is saying otherwise
        May 30, 2017
        Matsurika and AliceShiki like this.
      4. KTL
        KTL
        Brainwash, Stockholm's, fake news.
        May 30, 2017
    8. Nimbus
      Nimbus
      σπεῦδε βραδέως
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      2. akki
        akki
        See slowly?
        May 30, 2017
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      3. Nimbus
        Nimbus
        `Make haste slowly.`
        May 31, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        That sounds better
        May 31, 2017
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    9. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Blue!
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      3. akki
        akki
        Lol~ cheese!
        May 29, 2017
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      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Mont d'or~

        Good night akki ❤
        May 30, 2017
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      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        cadavers!
        May 30, 2017
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    10. yuzuki
      yuzuki
      @akki~
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      3. akki
        akki
        Set up trades for my doubles
        May 29, 2017
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        do you accept cadavers?
        how do you trade?
        May 29, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        You have to click on the trade centre. You can trade your Pokemon for mine~
        May 29, 2017
    11. Help
      Help
      *roll around*
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      3. dryzzle
        dryzzle
        = =! XD
        May 27, 2017
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        *shoots akki*

        *ties @Help and send it to the deep sea*
        May 28, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        *feels a bullet graze his arm*
        May 28, 2017
    12. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Birds sound nice! (⑅´•⌔•`)*✲゚*。
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        I always have lettuce and random quick fry fish fillets~ since they can make an easy 'salad'~

        and birds sounds nice >w< hehe thank you!
        May 30, 2017
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        Rika now I hope that what you said is Lewd...
        May 30, 2017
      5. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        I still dont get how that can be lewd, even when posted on mine ~
        May 30, 2017
    13. Lovely
      Lovely
      OwO
      *sip coffee* 旦
      - w -
      so good nya~ (´∀`)♡
      1. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *eats cake*
        May 26, 2017
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    14. KingOfMangonia
      KingOfMangonia
      How does someone increase your death count? is there a certain procedure or...
      1. akki
        akki
        Discord~ neko world - #death channel
        May 25, 2017
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    15. akki
      akki
      It's interesting listening to people's phone conversations as you walk past them~
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      3. Miss Ruby
        Miss Ruby
        May 25, 2017
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      4. CDLevit
        CDLevit
        ...spying*.
        May 25, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        Haha nah~ I happened to be walking past as the girl was cursing someone. She was fairly loud so it was easy to hear what was said~
        May 25, 2017
    16. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *leaves a pineapple*
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      2. akki
        akki
        Reminds me of himym~

        *said using marshall's voice* Dammit, Trudy, what about the pineapple?
        May 24, 2017
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      3. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        Whenever I re-watch himym I always realise how terrible and selfish Lily was and how Marshall deserved someone wayyy better than her.
        May 24, 2017
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    17. akki
      akki
      Someone give me some patience please~
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Another one to relax >_<
        Dealing with annoying people can be tiring...
        May 24, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        Good idea~ brb lol
        May 24, 2017
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      5. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Hmm something happened then?
        Well hang in there akki~
        *pats him on the head*
        May 24, 2017
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    18. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      I remember telling you to read my story! o/
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Link?
        May 24, 2017
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      3. akki
        May 24, 2017
        Pyoo and Matsurika like this.
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        \o/ yay!
        May 24, 2017
    19. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Thanks (⋈◍>◡<◍)。✧♡
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Volunteering~?
        May 24, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Aye~ here now
        May 24, 2017
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      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Ohh, take care~ o/
        May 24, 2017
    20. akki
      akki
      Login to gmail on phone~ its fine. login on laptop~ Wrong password. Try again. What the fuck!!!
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      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        i didnt change the password >.>
        <.<
        May 23, 2017
      4. Raizhee
        Raizhee
        Better than not being able to connect at all
        May 23, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        dunno what happened~ it worked after 10 mins
        May 23, 2017
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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