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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Hmm I'm sure I had a watermelon just now. Where's it gone~?
      1. Lovely likes this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Nod nod
        I'll buy it again o7
        Jul 24, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Nah it's cool~
        Jul 24, 2017
      5. Snowdropdreamer
        Snowdropdreamer
        I don't like watermelon tho...
        Jul 26, 2017
    2. miru
      miru
      *poke poke poke* Akki sexy ~
      1. yuzuki, akki, Matsurika and 2 others like this.
      2. elarch
        elarch
        (°ー°〃)
        Jul 24, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Lol~ thank you, thank you
        Jul 24, 2017
    3. Shem
      Shem
      1. yuzuki and Lovely like this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        ....
        Jul 24, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        Yume Yume Yume


        if you only knew on what's happening on the basement of akkimon
        Jul 24, 2017
        Matsurika and Snowdropdreamer like this.
      5. Snowdropdreamer
        Snowdropdreamer
        Jul 26, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    4. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      .
      ✺(^▽^✺) ✺(^O^)✺ (✺^▽^)✺
      *cheers on akki*
      1. yuzuki, Lovely, lychee and 3 others like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        *throws the soup away*
        Jul 24, 2017
        Raneday, Matsurika and Lovely like this.
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        ( ・_・)ノ⌒●~*
        Jul 24, 2017
        Matsurika and Lovely like this.
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        ( ・_・)ノ⌒●~*
        Jul 24, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    5. akki
      akki
      Done~ \o/
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        Thanks @akki! ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

        AND I HAVE NO FANS!
        Jul 23, 2017
        Aiiee and akki like this.
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        *pats shem* you do
        Jul 23, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        You're welcome~
        Jul 23, 2017
    6. akki
      akki
      Who wants an icon? Got 3 more to buy today~
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      2. akki
        akki
        done~
        Jul 23, 2017
        jamechi likes this.
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        good job~
        *throws water on him*reward! keeping you fresh
        *secretly snaps a few pics*
        Jul 23, 2017
        akki and jamechi like this.
      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        Wahhh, we're going on a trip in our very own rocket ship, soaring through the sky, Jamey and cola~
        Jul 23, 2017
        Matsurika and akki like this.
    7. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *looks at avi*
      ... *thumbs up*
      1. HesheFell, Aiiee and akki like this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        D: I already payed!
        Jul 23, 2017
        akki and Aiiee like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        ...to who? and what's my share?
        Jul 23, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        To you, all the random redheads I found
        Jul 23, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
    8. akki
      akki
      I just made my niece cry by saying she farted....lolol~
      1. Archaic pickle likes this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Hahahaha. I said her mom couldn't sleep at night cos she farted. That made her cry
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. Hotato
        Hotato
        Insensitive!
        Jul 23, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        I was kidding though. She didn't even do anything
        Jul 23, 2017
    9. Shem
      Shem
      Is that Ilya Kuvshinov's art?
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Nope it's not hers, the artist is koyorin
        Jul 23, 2017
        Shem likes this.
      3. Shem
        Shem
        Ohh. Thanks~
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Oh really~
        Jul 23, 2017
    10. AkeShiro
      AkeShiro
      Akki where did u get that poke emblem? gimme 1
      1. akki
        akki
        Jul 23, 2017
        AkeShiro likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        You get the medals after each generation is complete. So far I've only completed first gen Pokemon
        Jul 23, 2017
        AkeShiro likes this.
      3. AkeShiro
        AkeShiro
        ohh~ i tho u get it after blackmailing someone we know who ;)
        Jul 24, 2017
    11. asriu
      asriu
      (((((っ ̄3 ̄)っ
      (  ̄x ̄)))))
      wrong person
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      3. akki
        akki
        Dammit! @Yurika was meant to silence him...
        Jul 23, 2017
        LaDyViL likes this.
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        @LaDyViL begone a new pair for you!!!



        akki it's L4Dead already XP
        Jul 23, 2017
        akki and LaDyViL like this.
      5. LaDyViL
        LaDyViL
        | ू•ૅω•́)*peek*
        Jul 23, 2017
    12. akki
      akki
      Which one person wants an icon?
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      2. Ophious
        Ophious
        Or look deep into your wallet and notice that anhrefn already ran off with it
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. anhrefn
        anhrefn
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. Knowledge is power
        Jul 23, 2017
    13. Trent
      Trent
      *Douses Akki with a barrel of coffee* That's for dying and breaking Lunch-kun's heart!
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      2. Nahrenne
        Nahrenne
        (-_-)
        x
        Jul 22, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Huh?
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. Trent
        Trent
        Applied the rules for changing Ace into Akki for Luffy into Lunc, and bumped into Lunch because it's Luffy.
        Jul 23, 2017
    14. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      \o/
      1. akki, Osamaru and Lovely like this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        :o I didn't know there are eagles
        Jul 21, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Well eagle like birds I guess
        Jul 21, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      5. Matsurika
    15. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *blames akki*
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        the case of @DCLXVI 's disappearance
        Jul 20, 2017
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        dundunDUUUNNNN
        Jul 21, 2017
      4. Aiiee
        Aiiee
        *gasp*
        Jul 21, 2017
    16. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      You thief!
      1. Matsurika likes this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Psst~ what's going on here?
        Jul 20, 2017
      4. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        You stole my heart </3
        Now gimme nuffies as compensation T^T
        Jul 21, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        Rane you're in the wrong account..
        Jul 21, 2017
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    17. akki
      akki
      That was kinda easy~
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      2. akki
        akki
        Be more active in threads~
        Jul 20, 2017
      3. elarch
        elarch
        too lazy~
        XD
        beside there is nothing that i really wanna buy~ :9
        Jul 20, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Haha~ same. That's why I buy icons for others occasionally
        Jul 20, 2017
        Lovely and elarch like this.
    18. akki
      akki
      We have to be somewhere~
      1. mrawesome69
        mrawesome69
        only thing you have to do in your life is to die
        Jul 19, 2017
    19. elarch
      elarch
      *fidget fidget*
      me wanna eat that
      (*△*)
      1. Lovely
        Lovely
        Jul 19, 2017
      2. akki
        akki
        Nuuuu my pancakes....*quickly hides them*
        Jul 19, 2017
      3. elarch
        elarch
        ∑(O△Q)
        why… orz
        Jul 19, 2017
    20. akki
      akki
      Hmm...erm who wants a welcome?
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      2. akki
        akki
        Jul 19, 2017
        Pyoo and Matsurika like this.
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        >_>
        <_<


        ...I miss mong-chan
        Jul 19, 2017
      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        *facepalm* i just realized



        . . .this wasn't on someone's else profile
        Jul 19, 2017
        Night Ghost likes this.
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    Gender:
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    Location:
    Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor
    Occupation:
    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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