XenoRaku
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XenoRaku

「Punished Lolicon」「Ugly Bastard」「Haunted」「NEET」, from Your heart

started playing league again after 6-8 years of inactivity....i fucking suck now Jan 17, 2024

    1. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      12 AM, TIME TO HIT THE SACK G'NIGHT GUYS
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      2. Jiye
        Jiye
        night
        Jul 26, 2017
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        NOOOOOO

        Q_Q I'll have my revenge tonight!!
        Jul 26, 2017
        akki likes this.
      4. Hotato
        Hotato
        Night!
        Jul 26, 2017
    2. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      DAMN ALL THIS POPCORN IS KILLING MY STOMACH
      1. Shem
        Shem
        Jul 26, 2017
      2. Night Ghost
        Night Ghost
        Is it possible that you ate a stale popcorn?
        Jul 26, 2017
    3. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      i feel strangely tired today
      1. Shem
        Shem
        I feel sick today :x
        Jul 26, 2017
      2. Trent
        Trent
        *Checks whether XenoRaku's become a zombie*
        Jul 26, 2017
    4. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      if you could go to the past and tell something to yourself what will it be?
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      2. Jaded
        Jaded
        @Shem and @Axiel ...you guys sound like you have esteem issues lol.
        Jul 25, 2017
        Trent, Raizhee and Axiel like this.
      3. Axiel
        Axiel
        I have ( ̄ー ̄)
        Jul 25, 2017
        Trent and Raizhee like this.
      4. Shem
        Shem
        I have ( ̄__ ̄)
        Jul 25, 2017
        Trent and Raizhee like this.
    5. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      i just started playing ragnarok and i've found some beginner quests (eden quest) on the wiki only to find out that it's not in our country
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    6. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      IT'S SO DAMN HOT IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW
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      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        i found a folder i'll use that instead
        Jul 24, 2017
      3. CloudyAzureSky
        CloudyAzureSky
        Rent one of those simulated free fall rooms it should cool you down a bit.
        Jul 24, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Open all your windows? And goodluck with burglars XD
        Jul 24, 2017
    7. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      the fan i always use just died....that's the moment you realize you love it when it's gone
      1. Shem
        Shem
        Pfft <.<
        Jul 24, 2017
    8. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      The Octopus is so raw the japs are still using it for tentacle porn
    9. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Orange juice after brushing your teeth tastes good
      1. Hotato
        Hotato
        They taste disgusting to me.
        Jul 24, 2017
      2. Shem
        Shem
        They taste like crap :x
        Jul 24, 2017
    10. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      lol i thought the satan trophy is a joke
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      2. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        It's a dark humour on how if you follow satan you sell your soul to him. `-`
        Jul 24, 2017
        alexfilia and Archaic pickle like this.
      3. Shem
        Shem
        You are the joke :x
        Jul 24, 2017
      4. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        Let me tell you a joke MY LIFE
        Jul 24, 2017
    11. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      EVERY BODY DO THE OCTAGON!!
    12. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Just spotted a big nope in the bathroom today....guess who's not gonna take a bath today
      1. Risus likes this.
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      3. Risus
        Risus
        Seems like you gotta Ninja on your hands.. I hope you sleep well..
        Jul 24, 2017
      4. Hotato
        Hotato
        Hahaha~
        It going to be lurking, somewhere.
        Jul 24, 2017
      5. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        that nope looks hairy
        Jul 24, 2017
    13. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      It's 2 am...i'm gonna go to bed now Good night NUF
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      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        Night!
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. Raizhee
        Raizhee
        Night
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        good night~
        Jul 23, 2017
    14. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Cummon step it up
      1. akki
        akki
        No! Pay me first~ :P
        Jul 23, 2017
      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        im sanic i can go fest
        u wont catch me
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. Deleted member 37987
        Deleted member 37987
        It's not ramadan why are you fasting
        Jul 23, 2017
    15. episod3ux
      1. Hotato and Raizhee like this.
      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        i'm not on his level yet
        Jul 23, 2017
    16. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Why do hurricanes get such lame names, like Sandy? Name that thing Hurricane Death Megatron 900 and I guarantee folks will be evacuating
      1. Lonelycity likes this.
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      3. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        If you being serious, they rotate through the alphabet and get named when they stop being tropical storms
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. Archaic pickle
        Archaic pickle
        Tired af, so I didn't get the sarcasm.
        Jul 23, 2017
      5. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        that's sad but not as sad as me though
        Jul 23, 2017
    17. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Imagine the Earth would spin 10 times faster,you’d get your salary every day and the women would bleed to death
      1. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        If the Earth stopped spinning suddenly, the atmosphere would still be in motion with the Earth's original 1100 mile per hour rotation speed at the equator. All of the land masses would be scoured clean of anything not attached to bedrock. This means rocks, topsoil, trees, buildings, your pet dog, and so on, would be swept away into the atmosphere.
        Jul 23, 2017
      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        i learned that from vsauce
        Jul 23, 2017
    18. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      GOOD NEWS!! THE EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED IN BILLIONS OF YEARS IN THE FUTURE!! glad i'm dead by the time that happens
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      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        that's just mean lol
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. episod3ux
        episod3ux
        @Shem `-` it's only natural, people are afraid of unknown.
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. Sephi for President
        Sephi for President
        Aye it will be an unforgetable experience
        Jul 23, 2017
    19. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      *internal screaming intensifies*
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      2. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        the most scary thing that can happen is seeing an empty fridge when you're trying to get a midnight snack or when prices for cola goes up....
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. Shem
        Shem
        Scariest? Seeing someone you love dies in front of you ( ̄▽ ̄)
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. XenoRaku
        XenoRaku
        for some reason i don't feel that....a relative died while i'm there, i felt nothing i proceeded to watch them in confusion because they're crying XD
        Jul 23, 2017
    20. XenoRaku
      XenoRaku
      Random question have you ever wondered what human flesh tastes like?
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      2. Playful Devil Miki995
        Playful Devil Miki995
        @Shem wrong about one~ Are you saying you are lonely even if you have us? :O
        Jul 23, 2017
      3. SoulZer0
        SoulZer0
        I taste like reindeer, my friend told me once.
        Jul 23, 2017
      4. hayyan
        hayyan
        You can always try to taste it.

        Eat your wrists.
        Jul 23, 2017
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  • About

    Birthday:
    May 9
    Location:
    Your heart
    Occupation:
    Lolicon
    I'm just your friendly neighborhood pervert.

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    Name:Xeno
    Level:21
    HP:155
    MP:245
    Job:NEET/Wizard in training/Lolicon
    Str:19
    Vit:21
    Dex:15
    Int:29
    Wis:27

    Skills:
    『Slack』
    makes the user feel incredibly lazy for 5 minutes healing for 69% of Hp and Mana

    『Potato chip throw』
    Throws potato chips on the battlefield confusing the enemy, duration of confusion is based on enemies intelligence (high INT=longer confusion)

    『Soda pop Cannon』
    Shakes a new bottle of soda so hard the bottle blasts off towards the enemy, damage is 5% - 26% of enemy health based on distance

    『Neets Pride』
    Being a neet makes you rage on people hating on your favorite things *stat doubles vs haters*
    『Candy Baron』(Unique)
    Transforms into a Bear of Mythology granting all LOLIS in the vicinity with Fervor (+30% increase all stats) for 50 seconds
    『Abduct&Mindbreak』(Unique)
    Kidnaps Lolis using candy, kidnapped Lolis are brainwashed and turned into allies

    Magic
    Fire Magic』 ★★(rank up +)
    • Flame ★★ : Summons a small flame to a target and lights it on fire
    • Fire Ball ★ : Sends a Ball of fire towards the target dealing fire elemental damage and blunt damage on impact (Medium chance of burning the target)
    Water Magic』 ★★
    • Water : Summons water to a specified place or target
    • Heal : Heals the targets wounds useful only on minor wounds
    Wind Magic』 ★★★★★(rank up +)
    • Gust ★★ : Sends forth a gust of wind towards the target can also be used to blow away small projectiles and skirt flipping (small chance of knocking down the target)
    • Wind Blast ★ : Stronger version of Gust which deals blunt damage upon impact
    • Wind Wall ★ : An even stronger version of Gust specialized for defense against projectiles and weak magic projectiles
    • Wind Blade ★ : Sends a sharp blade of wind towards the enemy (Small chance of causing Bleed to the enemy)

    Unique Magic: Sloth』★★★★★★
    • Domain of Laziness : Cloaks the user with the essence of Sloth which makes the surrounding beings (including allies) Tired and Sleepy (Rank up effect: AOE effect intensity increased by 15%)
    • Sloth (Passive) : Allows the user to heal any ailments and regenerate body parts by sleeping ( Rank up effect: Efficacy increased by 10%)
    • Nightmare ★★ : Gives a sleeping target nightmares that can kill the target if the target dies inside the nightmare. (rank up effects: Targets dying in the nightmare will grant user with experience of certain skills granting user skills of other people 60% weaker than normal)
    Unique Magic: Gluttony』★★★
    • Hunger Madness : Target slowly gets mad with hunger and eats Everything not stopping until the target dies from overeating. (Rank up effect: Effects increased by 30%)
    • Gluttony (passive) : User can eat non-stop without repercussions and can use the energy from eating to strengthen and recover energy of the user 10% per 2 kilograms of food for 10 minutes