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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      With knives and pens we made our plight~♫
      1. hirundinidae and akki like this.
      2. jamechi
        jamechi
        Y-yandere....
        Aug 21, 2017
        Infinity Sword and Matsurika like this.
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        It's the lyrics of a song >_<
        Line after the one in the avi!!
        Aug 21, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    2. Raneday
      Raneday
      Akkkkkkkkkiiiiiii


      I need your help again!!!


      *kicks akki*



      thanks for always helping me~


      *disappears*
      1. Matsurika, Pyoo and hirundinidae like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *poof* hmm wonder why @Anon Ymous randomly appeared between me and Rane...
        Aug 19, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    3. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      Pretty Akki! *glomps*
      *sneaks away*
      1. akki likes this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        *cuts the net and places Aiiee in the guest room*
        G'night~
        Aug 19, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Good night~
        Aug 19, 2017
      5. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *pats Sister @Matsurika* You learn well ( ̄▽ ̄)☕.

        *pats @Aiiee* Goodnight! Sleep tight!, Sweet Dreams! get some good rest and recover well!
        Aug 19, 2017
    4. Anon2.0
      Anon2.0
      Must... Resist... Urge...
      1. Matsurika likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        There's nothing lewd about this one though~
        Aug 19, 2017
    5. Carm
      Carm
      Incoming 33333 likes!
      And what the heck is a "Snowmilk"
      1. akki
        akki
        That confused me. I was sure I didn't reach that yet~

        Snowmilk is @snowmilk of course~
        Aug 18, 2017
      2. Carm
        Carm
        I said incoming
        Aug 18, 2017
    6. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      That neck looks delicious ~
      1. akki, Pyoo, hirundinidae and 3 others like this.
      2. dryzzle
        dryzzle
        and tempting ~
        Aug 18, 2017
    7. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      I was recommended stranger things~
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      2. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Oookk the seasons r 2 years apart?
        Aug 18, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        I don't know what that is
        Aug 18, 2017
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Sorry about that @Pyoo, this got buried. But do you mean story wise? or release wise? Storywise, I am not to sure, release wise, the second season comes out this Oct.
        Aug 18, 2017
        Pyoo likes this.
    8. SuzyKay
      SuzyKay
      Is that an anime or manga on your profile pic?
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      2. SuzyKay
        SuzyKay
        Wonder if it's some Japanese manga/anime not known to the US. I would like to see such a Tall dark and handsome Male lead for once lol.
        Aug 19, 2017
        akki likes this.
      3. Westeller
        Westeller
        Aug 19, 2017
        Matsurika and akki like this.
      4. Westeller
        Westeller
        So it's just random fan art, then? Unfortunate.

        Talented artist, though!
        Aug 19, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    9. akki
      akki
      Krispy Kreme doughnuts~ \o/
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Lovely
        Lovely
        *take one*
        *nom*
        OwO!!!!
        HAIL DOUGHNUT KING!
        Aug 17, 2017
        akki likes this.
    10. akki
      akki
      _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ~movie
      1. Lovely likes this.
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        J!

        That's not English!! Q_Q
        Aug 18, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        D J A N G O / U N C H A I N E D ~movie

        theres english~ I just wasn't specific enough :P
        Aug 18, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        ....next time I'll make sure to ask more specific questions
        Aug 18, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    11. Raneday
      Raneday
      why anubis too?
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      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        server?
        Aug 16, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        In a dm
        Aug 16, 2017
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        Q.Q


        *quarters akki*
        Aug 17, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    12. akki
      akki
      _ _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ~movie
      1. dryzzle and jamechi like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        *ding ding ding*
        Aug 17, 2017
        BlancFrost and ABMAINA like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        D O U B L E / J E O P A R D Y ~movie
        Aug 17, 2017
        ABMAINA likes this.
      5. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        Woot
        Aug 17, 2017
        BlancFrost and BLACKICE_KILLER like this.
    13. Raneday
      Raneday
      nuuu who draw some doodles on akki!?
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        <.<;; I'm innocent
        Aug 16, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        The tattoo? Who says it's doodles~ I quite like it
        Aug 16, 2017
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        doodle!
        Aug 16, 2017
    14. akki
      akki
      _ _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ / _ ~ movie
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      2. akki
        akki
        *ding ding ding*
        Aug 16, 2017
        ABMAINA, Shem and BlancFrost like this.
      3. akki
        akki
        W O R L D / W A R / Z ~ movie
        Aug 16, 2017
        ABMAINA, Shem and BlancFrost like this.
      4. Shem
        Shem
        *slow claps*
        Aug 16, 2017
    15. akki
      akki
      _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ ~movie
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      2. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        hurrah \o/

        *shakes pom poms*
        Aug 15, 2017
        ABMAINA and akki like this.
      3. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        Congrats blanc

        *grumbles complaints under his breath*
        Aug 16, 2017
        BlancFrost likes this.
      4. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        XD Thanks Abby~

        Google was a great help \o/
        Aug 16, 2017
        ABMAINA likes this.
    16. Raneday
      Raneday
      @Matsurika

      Chaaaaaiiiinnnnnsss Chaaaaiiiinnnnnsssss
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      2. akki
        akki
        Who knows~
        Aug 14, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        The chains never came back...
        Aug 15, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        They will eventually...
        Aug 15, 2017
    17. anzuda
      anzuda
      1. Nargol
        Nargol
        dont call that disgusting rat a bunny
        Aug 14, 2017
    18. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      Happy (\_/) day! *glomps*
      1. anzuda, GonZ555, akki and 1 other person like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        *glomps bunny Aiiee*
        Aug 14, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        .
        @Aiiee's a Bulb-Bunny.
        Or a Bunnysaur.
        Pick your choice.
        Aug 14, 2017
      5. BunnyPillow
        BunnyPillow
        BulbaBunny!
        Aug 14, 2017
    19. Wobbly
      Wobbly
      random question: how much do you sleep per day?
      1. Lonelycity likes this.
      2. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        Real question, is akki-kun-chan ever really awake?
        Aug 14, 2017
        Ashley123, akki and Lonelycity like this.
      3. Wobbly
        Wobbly
        so akki is sleep-posting?
        Aug 14, 2017
        Ashley123 and Lonelycity like this.
      4. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        My disciple is just amazing (● ̄(エ) ̄●)
        Aug 14, 2017
        Lonelycity likes this.
    20. BunnyPillow
      BunnyPillow
      Akki! It’s Bunny Day! \o/
      Original Story:
      On the coronation of @akki hime a bunny was hopping while hugging a present
      I'm late!I'm late! The bunny said. But it tripped n scattered something that cast a sparkling bunny dust on nuf!
      [Status: (\_/) you have been affected by bunny related avi] [Event:Bunny Day has been created on nuf]
      1. akki likes this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Thanks bun bun~
        Aug 13, 2017
      4. BunnyPillow
        BunnyPillow
        Omg, I just realized I've kinda been spamming you while I spread Bunny Day >->
        Aug 14, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        Lol that's fine~
        Aug 14, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Location:
    Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor
    Occupation:
    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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