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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      I ate too much. Don't wanna move anymore..
      1. Aiiee and BlackKnightGodzilla like this.
      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        *pat*
        Sep 9, 2017
        Aiiee and akki like this.
    2. akki
      akki
      Why's it gotta rain heavily when I'm about to go to my sisters house?
      1. Shem
        Shem
        Bring an umbrella o/ take care
        Sep 9, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        It's fine~ getting a lift today
        Sep 9, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
    3. akki
      akki
      What's a good fantasy anime to watch?
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      2. lexlangel
        lexlangel
        And i never found the thread i was looking for ~

        Guilty crown and wolf rain ~
        Sep 8, 2017
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        Guin Saga
        Tears to Tiara
        Slayer or something an old anime
        Sep 8, 2017
      4. wallee1000
        wallee1000
        No game no live
        date a live
        owari no seraph
        fate/zerro
        Zetsuen no Tempest
        Sep 8, 2017
    4. Skullie
      Skullie
      *fall down* Spare me a Monster drink....please....
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      2. akki
        akki
        Wow brosis that was brutal~
        Sep 10, 2017
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        *sob* Cruel sis......I can't live without that either
        Sep 10, 2017
      4. Speedy
        Speedy
        You can go die nya~
        Riajuu should die~
        Sep 17, 2017
    5. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      _( _。ÒㅅÓ)_
      *glomps*
      _(ÒㅅÓ。_ )_
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Aiieeee *glomps back*
        Sep 8, 2017
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    6. akki
      akki
      Hmm it feels like it should be a lot later than 04:12. Why am I waking up now?
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      2. Willheim
        Willheim
        Thats nu/nuf calling for you in your dreams.
        Sep 8, 2017
      3. Lhie
        Lhie
        I woke up around 4:30 am. It was so dark i thought it was only around 12 mn~
        Sep 8, 2017
        akki likes this.
      4. Lhie
        Lhie
        (^ν^)
        Sep 8, 2017
    7. Lhie
      Lhie
      Akkiiii~ do you have v19 of MKnR~? Is this already finished being translated~?
      *chuckles nervously*
      1. akki
        akki
        Nah~ I don't think it's finished yet. At least that's what people said last time~
        Sep 8, 2017
      2. Lhie
        Lhie
        Ai. That's somehow good (bad) to know. I thought i'm the last to read~
        Sep 8, 2017
    8. akki
      akki
      If there's a goal in life, you can move more fully.
      1. Matsurika, Aiiee, pocketbear and 2 others like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        No you've got that wrong. Eating a cheese castle is probably Rika's goal~
        Sep 8, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        I got one. Finding the secret recipe to Monster brand drinks.
        Sep 8, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      5. jamechi
        jamechi
        So what's yours? Owning a coffee lake?
        Sep 8, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    9. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      Art thou a ghoul?
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      2. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Black eyes with protruding arteries around and healthy skin.... Sounds like a ghoul to me. A TK ghoul
        Sep 7, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        I'm a ghoul that turned into a zombie? Or the other way around lol~
        Sep 7, 2017
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      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Lol you're just Akki and that's it
        Sep 8, 2017
    10. akki
      akki
      Ranks are important
      1. Aiiee and pocketbear like this.
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      3. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        Damn son, isn't that enough?!
        Sep 6, 2017
        akki likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Lol I didn't mean that~ but thanks
        Sep 7, 2017
        Aiiee, AliceShiki and pocketbear like this.
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Teehee, I imagined it, but... I had no idea what you meant! >.<
        Sep 7, 2017
    11. akki
      akki
      Time to get wet~
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *keeps stalking*
        Sep 6, 2017
        Bielt likes this.
      4. Bielt
        Bielt
        Yes~
        @akki really didn't~
        Sep 6, 2017
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        @_@
        Sep 6, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    12. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      *Stare* 'sips coffee'
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *gets stared at*
        *sips coffee*
        Sep 5, 2017
        BlackKnightGodzilla likes this.
      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        *stares the Godzilla staring at the zombie*
        *sips coffee*
        Sep 5, 2017
        BlackKnightGodzilla likes this.
      4. BlackKnightGodzilla
        BlackKnightGodzilla
        Love the hair girl~
        Sep 5, 2017
        Lovely likes this.
    13. akki
      akki
      When the drink remaining in the carton is enough to fill the glass~ perfect!
      1. Shem likes this.
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      3. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        Clutch.
        Sep 5, 2017
      4. Speedy
        Speedy
        but when the drink is enough to fill the glass and your sister use puppy eye technique on you Q.Q
        Sep 5, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        @Suijin completely possible. It's happened twice~
        Sep 5, 2017
    14. LysUltima
      LysUltima
      Did I already write a poem of love?
      I don't know, I forgot,
      I like birds like doves,
      Just like them, I love you a lot.
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      2. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        yes that doesn't mean you can go around picking up things >.<

        Oh hi hi o/ hmm I'll call you lex!
        Sep 5, 2017
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      3. lexlangel
        lexlangel
        Uh will do my best~ only cuz i like some of frost chan posts.
        A pleasure to meet you!
        Sep 5, 2017
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      4. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        ^-^

        Pleasure to meet you too! I hope we will get along well!
        Sep 5, 2017
    15. Shem
      Shem
      |w+) *looks for akki*
      1. RTS
        RTS
        I am just wondering if truck-kun is behind the disappearance of akki...
        Sep 2, 2017
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Akki disappeared? :o
        Sep 2, 2017
      3. RTS
        RTS
        Nope...
        Sep 2, 2017
    16. LysUltima
      LysUltima
      I'm not gay,
      Nor do I like cannibalism,
      But hey,
      People have their own tastes like Daoism,
      I profess my love to you,
      Even though I suck at writing poems,
      My love stands tall and true,
      What rhymes with poems?
      1. Faisal likes this.
    17. Wobbly
      Wobbly
      The statement below in this comment is true.


      The statement above in this comment is false.
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      2. sharlnina
        sharlnina
        There's so many statements below and above the statement :o
        Sep 1, 2017
        Wobbly likes this.
      3. Wobbly
        Sep 1, 2017
        sharlnina likes this.
      4. sharlnina
        sharlnina
        Hehe. XD
        Sep 1, 2017
        Wobbly likes this.
    18. Exterial
      Exterial
      Jesus christ what is that profile picture O.O
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      2. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE! Is that supposed to be Tony!!!!
        Aug 31, 2017
      3. HesheFell
        HesheFell
        That profile picture is the very definition of me and yaoi addiction right now.
        Aug 31, 2017
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      4. Wobbly
        Wobbly
        Ketchup stains after a while, so they should probably clean that up.
        Sep 1, 2017
    19. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      It's been a while. (ㅅ•᎑•)
      ✺(^▽^✺) ✺(^O^)✺ (✺^▽^)✺
      *cheers on akki*
      1. Shem and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Yay~ \o/
        Aug 31, 2017
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    20. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Akki is alright now thank o/
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        ooohh
        cause i wasnt sure if you were hestinant or not :(
        sure sure let me know, so i can just get tony to take it from ur bank \o/
        Aug 31, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Lol nah~ I have enough nuffies and I hardly spend it. So it's no problem donating them. It's not even September and I've made $1k already~
        Aug 31, 2017
      5. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        \o/ wheee~~ work hard akki so you can donate more >W< xD
        Aug 31, 2017
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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