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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Happy birthday akki~❤
      1. akki, yuzuki, Aiiee and 1 other person like this.
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      3. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        Happy birthday!
        How old are you now, akki?
        Nearing your golden age?
        Sep 14, 2017
        akki, yuzuki and Aiiee like this.
      4. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        Happy birthday \o/

        Wishing you well ^-^
        Sep 14, 2017
        akki and yuzuki like this.
      5. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Happy birthday Akkihime-sama!!!! *hugs super tight*

        You just got one year closer to your marriage with Rika-chan! Congratulations!!! \(^^)/
        Sep 14, 2017
        Pyoo, akki and yuzuki like this.
    2. akki
      akki
      Prawn curry is the best~
      1. Lovely likes this.
      2. Notaborax
        Notaborax
        wow fancy:o
        Sep 13, 2017
      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        *hungry*
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Lol how is that fancy?
        Sep 13, 2017
    3. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      A cake? Is it Happy birthday or Happy cake day? (・・?)
      Happy Akki Day!
      (ノ◦˙▽˙◦)ノ *・゜゚・*:.。..。.・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
      1. yuzuki, Vishaakha, akki and 1 other person like this.
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      3. Dori
        Dori
        ...happy birthday!
        Sep 13, 2017
        Aiiee, Osamaru and akki like this.
      4. Hotato
        Hotato
        Happy birthday!
        Sep 13, 2017
        Aiiee, Osamaru and akki like this.
      5. akki
        akki
        Thank you~
        Sep 13, 2017
        Aiiee and Osamaru like this.
    4. akki
      akki
      A jam doughnut with no jam inside....I feel so cheated!
      1. jamechi and Aiiee like this.
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      3. jamechi
        jamechi
        .... smh
        Sep 13, 2017
      4. Nefasdetestasti
        Sep 13, 2017
      5. Skullie
        Skullie
        *pat pat*
        Sep 13, 2017
    5. Bielt
      Bielt
      Hello mister~
      ^^

      Would you like some coffee?
      I got some nice one~
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      3. Bielt
        Bielt
        XD

        hahaha~
        I can't do it~
        cause I will have no one to gift me coffee~ XD

        *severs coffee*
        what you like to eat together with coffee~?
        Sep 13, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        Tch~ I'll get that address out of you...

        Hmm when I'm out I like to have a chocolate twist with my coffee. Yummy~
        Sep 13, 2017
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      5. Bielt
        Bielt
        XD

        *giggles*
        ohh~
        twist is nice~
        *smile*
        Sep 13, 2017
        akki likes this.
    6. jamechi
      jamechi
      1. Matsurika and akki like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        *reads rika's comment* Looks like your revenge backfired...
        Sep 12, 2017
      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        Nu-uh, I'm paying for nothing! *uses akki's money*
        Sep 12, 2017
      5. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        :blobthinkingglare:
        Sep 12, 2017
    7. akki
      akki
      100~
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      2. akki
        akki
        91~
        Sep 12, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        89~
        Sep 12, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        82~
        Sep 13, 2017
    8. akki
      akki
      I wish I had my own island~
      1. Underload
        Underload
        Here, take my dream island. I am tired of taking care of it.
        Sep 12, 2017
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.<
        use my token.
        Sep 12, 2017
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Ohhh you gave me an idea for discord name!
        Good job~ have a coffee
        Sep 12, 2017
    9. Skullie
      Skullie
      <.< are you going to use that favor? I'm feeling a bit scared....
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        .......
        I just founded out why it scream danger.....
        I'm getting shipped QwQ
        Sep 12, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Lol~ to who?
        Sep 12, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        Fallen....
        QwQ
        Sep 12, 2017
    10. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Lemons
      1. Osamaru likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Life~
        Sep 11, 2017
        Osamaru likes this.
      3. Anon2.0
        Anon2.0
        "when life gives you lemons, squeeze them into life's eyes" -@satan
        Sep 11, 2017
        Osamaru likes this.
    11. akki
      akki
      I'm at the takeaway and I've just seen a Caribbean pizza with toppings spicy beef, tuna, sweet corn, pineapple & garlic.....*bleurgh*...
      1. Accidentally likes this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        Cola, kame.....get a room~ :P
        Sep 12, 2017
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      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        Why? We're innocent!
        Sep 12, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        *looks at cola's avi* *cough cough*
        Sep 12, 2017
    12. akki
      akki
      The kid won't eat so the dad says "well starve to death then", fucking hell man....
      1. Shem likes this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        The kid looks like he's maybe 2 years old
        Sep 11, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        >.>
        Sep 11, 2017
      5. Hallow Cause
        Hallow Cause
        Disgusting people~ ╮(╯◇╰)╭
        Sep 11, 2017
    13. Skullie
      Skullie
      <.< unsummon her pls, I'll do one request from you....QQ
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      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        *sob*
        call me if you need me.....
        *leave*
        Sep 11, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Ooh maybe I should auction this request thing...
        Sep 11, 2017
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        <.<
        please don't.......
        not now anyways....
        I'm getting chased...
        Sep 11, 2017
    14. jamechi
      jamechi
      :blobsweats:

      I panicked when I saw kami. Thought it read kame and that you took my name!
      1. Aiiee, Matsurika and akki like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Haha kame is funny~
        Sep 11, 2017
        jamechi and Aiiee like this.
      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Lol
        Sep 11, 2017
        jamechi and Aiiee like this.
      4. jamechi
        jamechi
        *sweats more*
        Sep 11, 2017
    15. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      akki, try not to kill your teeth with sweets OK. You dont have any good health care right now and I doubt Tony will give a Dental package to mods that eat sweets all day....
      *Gives Tooth brush*
      1. akki and Aiiee like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        B-But sweeets.....*drools*...
        Sep 11, 2017
      3. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Pull yourself away.....Honestly, What am I? Your mother?
        *Opens akki's mouth*
        *Starts brushing his teeth like a child*
        ....sigh....Im not flossing for you tho...
        Sep 11, 2017
    16. akki
      akki
      C'mon wuxiaworld, I only left for a minute or two and you hit me with an ad...
      1. Aiiee likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Tch and another one. Bad wuxiaworld!
        Sep 10, 2017
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      3. Tramsloof
        Tramsloof
        I see a burger ad on the side and a MBA ad on the top. My feelings reached the higher plane.

        Maybe yours will too.
        Sep 10, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        I got a working out one. Maybe it's a sign that I should stop being lazy and exercise more hahahaha~
        Sep 10, 2017
        Aiiee and Tramsloof like this.
    17. miru
      miru
      Akki ~ papa gimme cookies :3
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      3. miru
        miru
        Sep 10, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Little sis*
        Sep 10, 2017
      5. miru
        miru
        anyway a fam is a fam!
        Sep 10, 2017
    18. akki
      akki
      Look at the red, red changes in the sky...
      1. Aiiee, Matsurika and Lovely like this.
    19. akki
      akki
      Someone name me a good movie to watch~
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        \o/ RE!!!
        Sep 10, 2017
      3. Anon2.0
        Anon2.0
        Monty Python and the holy Grail
        Sep 10, 2017
      4. BlackKnightGodzilla
        BlackKnightGodzilla
        Oldboy
        The Man From Nowhere (2010)
        War Of The Arrows (2011)
        Mother (2009)
        Oasis (2002)
        Bleak Night (2010)
        Pieta (2012)Nsfw
        More Than Blue (2009)
        I have a few things...
        Sep 10, 2017
    20. akki
      akki
      *yaaaaaaaawns*
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      2. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Orz...... I hate you right now. I'd just stopped.... TT__TT.
        Sep 9, 2017
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      3. pocketbear
        pocketbear
        I hate you all toooooo omg Im yawninnggg
        Sep 9, 2017
        Aiiee and lexlangel like this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Muwahahahaha~ *yawns*
        Sep 9, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
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    Gender:
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    Location:
    Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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