They lived in a Xianxia world together, and were childhood friends of two closely-tied minor immortal families.
The two guys cultivated on the immortal path together.
There was just one thing that was strange.
Kanana always thought that Shem was a girl. Of course, he was, in fact, male, but he was a trap that looked and sounded like a girl.
Unknowingly, Kanana developed budding feelings for his longtime childhood friend.
But, when they were 13, a major immortal sect decided to annihilate the sect that the two families due to a minor disciple not giving one of their minor disciple's face.
The leader of the annihilation party was Xing Xumei.
He was a inner court disciple that was always bullied because he looked like a girl.
Kanana and Shem were the two most talented people in the sect.
They were already on the Spirit Origin stage.
However, Kanana was slightly more talented, so the sect decided to dedicate all its resources to let him escape.
Kanana didn't want to leave Shem to die.
But, Shem persuaded Kanana to go.
With much reluctance, Kanana successfully escaped.
The inner court disciple that lead the sect destruction saw Shem. He immediately noticed the hump on his nether regions, and saw him for his true gender. Feeling a sense of camaraderie, he decided to spare him.
100 years pass, and Kanana is now at the Enlightened Celestial stage, equivalent to the grand elder of the sect that destroyed his.
In a trip to kill some Spirit Beasts, he met a manly immortal cultivator named Mehs.
Mehs likes to say "meh" a lot.
Meh.
Quickly becoming friends, they journey for 100 years together.
Kanana is at the Immortal Sovereign stage, which is at the level of the sect ancestor.
Mehs it only at the Heavenly King stage, one stage below.
Yet, their friendship remains steadfast.
Kanana tells Mehs that he is going to get revenge for his childhood friend, and Mehs says that he's going home, meh.
They split for the first time in 100 years.
When Kanana arrives at the sect, he hears news that Elder Shem has returned after a 150 year cultivation journey.
Shem? Isn't that the name of his love?
He tries to sneak into the sect to see the celebration.
Yet, he was spotted at the gate.
It was Mehs.
He hugged Kanana.
And told him that he was Shem, that he was still alive, and that, with Sect Leader Xing Xumei's help, he killed all the people that were related to the incident.
He undid his transformation, and he changed into a beautiful woman—I mean trap.
It was truly Shem.
With 200 years of experience—just kidding, he felt the genitals has he was hugging Shem with his superb Immortal Sovereign senses—he knew that Shem was actually male.
Yet, this minor matter didn't stop him.
<_<
*stabs kana a few times and throws the corpse in a pit*
*hits ultima in the stomach and starts to skin him alive*
*gouges out his eyeballs and makes him eat them*
*slicss the chest and abdomen open and starts to pull his organs one by one*
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