Good bye Shem nya~
QwQ NOOOO, SO EVIL!! *rolls myself down the hill*
*catches @Shem with a fishing rod*
Not so fast.
*Reels her in*
Fvck fvck fvck! QwQ have mercy?
Mercy? Sure, just come to my place, you can hide there if you want.
*suspicious*(o_o;;) are there any cookie doughs?
If you bring it with you, then yes.
....I don't have D:
What am I doing here?!
I was kidnapped!
You can buy it on a way there. We can stop at Grocery Hell.
*put a duct tape on @Little Evil mouth*
*Pats @Little Evil's head*
You're so cute when you squirm. I think I'll have to adopt you.
*Hides behind trash can*
You can't keep me waiting. It's already too late for you to try and run away. Here I come to find you, hurry up and run. Let's play a little game and have some fun.
*Tears of the tape*
Why did you kidnap me?!
*Hides under the bed*
I don't like people like you!
I can hear your sharp breaths. You're not very goot at hiding. Just wait you can't hide from me. I'm coming! Where is it you've hid? Our game of Hide and seek's about to end. I'm coming closer.
Don't come here! You can try, but your fingers will pay the price! Know this, Evil Spawn! My teeth are sharp and I'm not afraid to use them!
Looking inside your closet, but you're not here. I wonder could you be underneath the bed? I have found you. You were hiding here. Finally I have found you dear. Looks like I have won now you're it. Pay the consequence.
Consequence? Only price to pay is yours! Kidnapping me... Playing with me as you wish... Debt too great! Now pay!
* Bites finger *
Bite all you want, but I warn you, I can bite back.
T... This is not fair! You do such a mean things to me and then...
* Munches finger *
You know I don't feel pain the way you do. I only feel where the damage was located, but nothing more. It's not an unpleasant, nor a nice feeling. It's just a feeling. After all, I don't care about what happens to this vessel. I can always create an anther one.
So can I! I'm Kyubey after all! Immortal! A member of greatest race! Now unhand me and pay for your sins! Teeth are not only weapons of mine.
* Scratches @Evil hand *
*Hug @Little Evil*
* Goes limp *
You have 'Evil' in your name and you don't know?
Shame on you.
I'm just a little evil...
That means I'm mostly good!
Then listen well. Being Evil is not only about doing horrible stuff. It's about doing what you want without concern for everyone else. It's about being egoistic to the point of not caring about others at all. The world is yours to take it as you please. I seek amusement. I seek perfection. I don't care about anything else. It doesn't matter if I ruin countless lives in the process.
What? I only do fun things.
Didn't say nothing...
*takes but doesn't eat*
*give a bowl of spicy ramen*
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