Comments on Profile Post by Land of The Fallen

*pat pat* The fact you don't know who I am shows your simple ignorance. Now fetch me some fish as tribute and I might deign to spare you

Meh.
*summons fish from the rivers of my land*
Here~

*mmm* Your tribute is accepted. I'll only raise your taxes 10% then. *Devours*

>.> What taxes

*shh* No need to worry. Cat Corps owns everything, including your government. *pat pat*

>.>
If I give more fish will I be free of taxes?

Possibly *Looks at him with tilted head and big eyes*

At least I won't raise them

I'm a girl...

Eh gender is a construct by the Mass Media. You shouldn't trust everything you here these days

*sigh*
*goes back to own land to start choosing fish to give*
Hmmmm...
I guess I'll give these two salmons.. they're huge...
Hmmm... Some tuna..

That it?

No >.>
Choosing fish takes time

*Hmm* that's a good point. I'll leave you to it, while i sleep. I'll be expecting some presents in the morning!

Done~
50kg worth of herrings, snappers, haddock's and sardines~
20kg worth of salmon~
20kg worth of tuna~
10kg worth of trout~
I can't give anymore... If not the ecosystem of my land will greatly suffer...
QwQ

*hmmmmmmm*
I guess it's an acceptable tribute. Next time you visit my profile make sure to bring as much!

QwQ

*pat pat*
*sleeps on head*