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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. akki
      akki
      Been a while since I done this~ who wants an icon?
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      3. akki
        akki
        You got a name change. Which didn't last for long~ you get nothing else
        Sep 17, 2017
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        boo boo


        I want akki's cadavers
        Sep 17, 2017
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        *ehem*

        *plays with a not so harmful remote control*
        *checks the library live feed*

        hmmm the chain bot is up and running huh
        Sep 17, 2017
    2. akki
      akki
      The long day begins...
      1. akki
        akki
        And it's ended~ \o/
        Sep 16, 2017
      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        The morning shouldn't count >_>
        Sep 16, 2017
    3. Aiiee
      Aiiee
      ❀°・*✿。:°ஐεïз*ஐ°:。✿*:・゚❀\(〃▽〃\)(/〃▽〃)/❀°・*✿。:°ஐʚïɞ*ஐ°:。✿*:・゚❀
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      3. akki
        akki
        *glomps aiiee* (>^_^)><(^o^<) you're the best~
        Sep 16, 2017
        Aiiee likes this.
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        She is, Bwhahahaha! *pats @Aiiee* Most tasty too.
        *spreads more bulbasaur traps around Akki's room*
        Sep 16, 2017
      5. Aiiee
        Aiiee
        *snuggles* *nods* Akki is the best!
        Sep 16, 2017
        akki likes this.
    4. Infinity Sword
      Infinity Sword
      urgh.... sooo booreeedddd.... orz
      there's so many novel for me to read but I don't want to read them, while thye one that I want to read not updating TT----TT
      what should I do chichiue??
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      3. akki
        akki
        The great thief? Or the guardian one? I started both of them but putting them on hold for now.

        Have you tried the book eating magician? That's really good~
        Sep 16, 2017
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      4. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        umm.... forgot the title.... most of those genre is similar to Thief who roam the world...
        Sep 17, 2017
      5. Infinity Sword
        Infinity Sword
        I think I haven't read that
        Sep 17, 2017
    5. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Congrats on 10k~!!
      1. Aiiee, jamechi, akki and 2 others like this.
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      3. akki
        akki
        It'll be next month but it's not Halloween related~
        Sep 16, 2017
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      4. Arcturus
        Arcturus
        Yeah I misread what he said, he was also mentioning the Halloween icons at the same time and I mixed them up a little
        Sep 17, 2017
        AliceShiki likes this.
      5. Arcturus
        Arcturus
        Hey @Tony where's my nuffies :P
        Sep 17, 2017
    6. akki
      akki
      Main phir bhi tumko chahunga, main phir bhi tumko chahunga...
      1. Vishaakha and Matsurika like this.
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      3. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        I didn't buy skin! I'm trying to keep my own normal skin!!!! >.<

        *cwies*

        It wouldn't fall if there wasn't a zombie hurricane eating me!!!!
        Sep 15, 2017
      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        :oo that was the secret code?!
        Let's try it out *w*
        Sep 16, 2017
        AliceShiki likes this.
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        nah Rika I think that "thing" still need to bid its time before it gets to shine *w*
        Sep 16, 2017
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    7. akki
      akki
      Feeling sorry for an old man who appears to be coughing and having breathing difficulties. And then I notice the cigarette in his hand...
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      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        Osa...you should be
        Sep 15, 2017
      3. Lhie
        Lhie
        Stay away from ppl who love smoking!!!! ∑(゚Д゚)
        Sep 15, 2017
        akki likes this.
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        Second hand smoking is even worse....
        Sep 15, 2017
        akki likes this.
    8. RTS
      RTS
      Happy Birthday!

      I hope your day is as amazing and fun as I am...



      Good luck with that...
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Thanks~
        Sep 15, 2017
    9. Papayasmasher
      Papayasmasher
      Happy birthday Bishie Senpai~
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      3. akki
        akki
        Shoo~ don't follow the path of hurricane
        Sep 15, 2017
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      4. akki
        akki
        Thank you~
        Sep 15, 2017
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      5. Papayasmasher
        Papayasmasher
        I'm a shadow clone
        Sep 15, 2017
    10. Bielt
      Bielt
      Happy Birthday Akkai-hime!!!
      \o/
      1. akki and Nefasdetestasti like this.
      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Sep 15, 2017
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    11. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      I want my rolling space *w*
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      3. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        A reserved place where people roll around freely!
        Sep 15, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        but where is your rolling space?
        Sep 15, 2017
      5. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Somewhere around here
        Next to the fireplace!
        Sep 15, 2017
    12. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      Happy birthday!
      1. Bielt and akki like this.
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      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        Excp the title has to fit even with summer melody~

        (if you refuse this is awkward!)
        Sep 15, 2017
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      4. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        XDD
        Sep 15, 2017
      5. akki
        akki
        Oh okay~ I'll have to have a think bout this
        Sep 15, 2017
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    13. Hotato
      Hotato
      17 more to go! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

      And you'll have your 10k messages °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
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      2. Aiiee
        Aiiee
        Ganbatte, akki! ✺(^▽^✺) ✺(^O^)✺ (✺^▽^)✺
        Sep 15, 2017
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    14. AliceShiki
      AliceShiki
      *brings a cake to the library*

      *hides behind the wall and waits*
      1. Bielt, akki, Osamaru and 1 other person like this.
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        .
        *eats cake while they are snuggling*
        *runs away*
        Sep 15, 2017
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        *brings a new cake*
        *throws Osamaru at the moon*
        Sep 15, 2017
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      5. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *watches @brasca123 throw the poor Osa Clone to the moon*
        QΔQ He had a wife and kids! he retired tomorrow! Why?!
        Sep 15, 2017
    15. Raneday
      Raneday
      It's your day today



      Soooooooo




      Explode!
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      2. Nefasdetestasti
        Nefasdetestasti
        A hurricane came out of nowhere, wishing for the birthday boy to explode. Whew~
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Is that a grenade disguised as a meatbun?
        Sep 14, 2017
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        nope that was just the if you eat it you'll explode thingy
        Sep 15, 2017
    16. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Akki.. *fidgets around*
      Do you want to eat a meatbun? *blush*
      1. Raneday, yuzuki, akki and 3 others like this.
      2. Sleight
        Sleight
        Is this some kind of sexual innuendo...? Like... @akki wants to eat @GonZ555 out...
        Sep 14, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        I'm a little worried with this reaction. Did you get this meatbun from @Hurricane?
        Sep 14, 2017
    17. GonZ555
      GonZ555
      Akki
      A.. a
      K.. kind and
      K.. kawai red head
      I.. intoxicated with coffee
      1. Aiiee, yuzuki, Uno and 3 others like this.
    18. yuzuki
      yuzuki
      akki!
      akki!
      akki!
      akki!
      akki!
      akki!
      akki!

      happy!
      akki!

      birthday!
      akki!

      akki! akki! <3
      *hugs*
      1. Pyoo, akki, Osamaru and 1 other person like this.
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        Happy birthday....
        Sep 14, 2017
        akki and Osamaru like this.
    19. jamechi
      jamechi
      Happy bday akki!

      I'm still waiting for rika to be returned Q.O
      1. Matsurika, akki and yuzuki like this.
      2. lexlangel
        lexlangel
        Happy birthday akki~
        Sep 14, 2017
        akki and yuzuki like this.
      3. lexlangel
        lexlangel
        Be spamed and happy on your day~
        Sep 14, 2017
        yuzuki likes this.
    20. Snowdropdreamer
      1. akki and yuzuki like this.
      2. Skullie
        Skullie
        It's Akki's bday???
        Sep 14, 2017
        yuzuki likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        Wow that's an interesting cake~
        Sep 14, 2017
        Snowdropdreamer likes this.
      4. Skullie
        Skullie
        Happy bday akki~
        Sep 14, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor
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    [ѕтαℓкιηﻭ вℓα¢ккηιﻭнтﻭσ∂չιℓℓα] [αιιєє'ѕ ѕтαя]
    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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