Shem
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Shem

┃ᐕ) ⁾⁾「Lv 69 BL Hunter」☆ Vrelty's Seme ♤♡ ꪋς꧖ ☆, 27, from Hell

Shem was last seen:
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    1. Razogul
      Razogul
      *Sees Shems cheeks, starts kneading them.* This is fun.
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        HE EVEN WANNA GIVE ME LOLIPOPS AGAIN!!
        Sep 20, 2017
      4. Razogul
        Razogul
        Lies! Don't lie to cops! Fella, she's lying, I swear!
        Sep 20, 2017
      5. Shem
        Shem
        I DIDNT LIE! QAQ
        Sep 20, 2017
    2. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      Heading off to bed @Shem. Have a great rest of the day!

      #MyDailyPostingOnShem'sProfileSoSheKnowsShe'sStuckWithMe.
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      2. erichninja
        erichninja
        :)
        I am watching
        Sep 20, 2017
      3. Shem
        Shem
        Goodnight o7
        Sep 20, 2017
    3. Land of The Fallen
      Land of The Fallen
      *walks in and clears throat*
      All hail the king of annoying!
      The guy who makes everyone's life painful with his sheer annoying presence!
      Flowers and trees wither when he walks, so enraptured by the sheer annoying that clings to him like cling wrap, causing them to forget to do photosynthesis and stuff..
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        XD WTF
        Sep 20, 2017
      3. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        lol, nice one. Tho I thought it's about Shem until you mentioned Kuro...
        Sep 20, 2017
      4. JashztchilL
        JashztchilL
        ..chuuni oujo
        Sep 20, 2017
    4. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      cuteeee
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        Lovely is my mama so she is my auntie <_<
        Sep 20, 2017
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Ya, that's what I am saying, the First Cousin to your parent is your "First Cousin, once Removed".
        Though most people just call them Aunt or Uncle.
        Sep 20, 2017
      5. Bielt
        Bielt
        *giggles*
        *Hug and kiss cheek*
        Sep 20, 2017
    5. LysUltima
      LysUltima
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        I can't access imgur tho
        Sep 20, 2017
      4. LysUltima
        LysUltima
        I changed....
        Sep 20, 2017
      5. LysUltima
        LysUltima
        You have a minute
        Sep 20, 2017
    6. Horiya
      Horiya
      *glomps shem* go to sleep girl!
      1. Shem and Osamaru like this.
      2. Hotato
        Hotato
        Go back to sleep auntie~
        Sep 19, 2017
        Shem and Osamaru like this.
      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Sllleeeeppp!
        Sep 19, 2017
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      4. Shem
        Shem
        Sep 20, 2017
    7. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      |.+) thought you where going back to sleep....
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      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *pinches @Cheeks* Go to sleep Shem. You're still not feeling well.
        Sep 19, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Uhmmmm. In a bit?
        Sep 19, 2017
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      5. Horiya
        Horiya
        Go to sleep
        Sep 19, 2017
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    8. CrimsonJade
      CrimsonJade
      Shemmy~ :>_<: faisals bullying you on discord!!!
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        What shorty? <.< I'm quite tall...
        Sep 19, 2017
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      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        ( ̄▽ ̄)☕ Short is subjective @CrimsonJade, *sips tea*, but wanna know her height?
        Sep 19, 2017
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      5. CrimsonJade
        CrimsonJade
        ..........Keep sipping your tea, I'm good, not curious.
        Sep 19, 2017
    9. Spfere
      Spfere
      *calmly sets door on fire, warming hands on the fire*
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      3. Spfere
        Spfere
        And I accidentally just needed some warmth *nods and continues to warm hands*
        Sep 19, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        QAQ NUUUU HAVE MERCY?
        Sep 19, 2017
      5. Spfere
        Spfere
        I am just warming my hands, I don't control this fire...
        Sep 19, 2017
    10. Osamaru
      Osamaru
      QΔQ *Gasp!*
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        Sep 19, 2017
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      4. Little Evil
        Sep 19, 2017
      5. CrimsonJade
        CrimsonJade
        @Osamaru Hey~ oji-san that profile picture doesnt suit you at all~~~~ and your nickname got an extra word.......cat, is it because of you picture?
        Sep 19, 2017
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    11. Pristine Xia
      Pristine Xia
      Thank you for the welcome!^^
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      3. Pristine Xia
        Pristine Xia
        my brain is... being enlightened after that lol xD
        it feels more like reading impression rather than words during MTL-ing
        Sep 19, 2017
      4. Pristine Xia
        Pristine Xia
        btw I have some papers to translate and some images to print, catch up to you later! ;)
        Sep 19, 2017
      5. Shem
        Shem
        See ya
        Sep 19, 2017
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    12. Little Evil
      Little Evil
      Shameless
      sHameless
      shamEless
      shaMeless
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      3. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        *Licks*
        Sep 19, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        *backs away* (o_o;;)
        Sep 19, 2017
      5. Little Evil
        Little Evil
        *spins around* \o/
        Sep 19, 2017
    13. Axiel
      Axiel
      .
      S - sometimes
      H - humor
      E - escapes
      M - me
      ♪~( ̄ε ̄)
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        ....what? >_>
        Sep 19, 2017
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    14. Emy.
      Emy.
      Goodnight shemmy o/ sleep good and don't wake up too early \o
      If you still have your allergy sleep or rest more, also don't make the fever worse or get another one when you wake up.

      Goodnight :3 see you tomorrow / later on, tomorrow I'll start school again as well
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        Sep 19, 2017
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      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Sep 19, 2017
      5. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Oh wait, Crap, wrong post....orz....
        Sep 19, 2017
    15. Wobbly
      Wobbly
      Hey Shem . . . why do you doubt me?
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      3. Wobbly
        Wobbly
        Isn't she like 150 cm? Also, there are other people she likes that are taller than her~
        Sep 19, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        Wut?
        Sep 19, 2017
      5. Shem
        Shem
        Doubt about what?
        Sep 19, 2017
    16. Shiina
      Shiina
      Gdi Shem I already said i'm a male stop referring to me as female (ᗒᗩᗕ)
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      3. Hotato
        Hotato
        See? Shiina is a trap! A poser! (ง⁎˃ ᵕ ˂ )ง⁾⁾
        Sep 19, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        SHE IS!!!
        Sep 19, 2017
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      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Uwaah.. she got angry..
        Sep 19, 2017
    17. Ale Cole
      Ale Cole
      tadashisasubetedeemoimamoretanara........ Now that you've read it, let's do it backwards to see it's meaning *30secslater* IT MEANS NOTHING!
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      3. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        AHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolls away*
        Sep 19, 2017
      4. Shem
        Shem
        *rolls you down the cliff*
        Sep 19, 2017
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      5. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Yas! Faster! *rolls away at mach speed*
        Sep 19, 2017
    18. Lhie
      Lhie
      *hugs @Shemmy suuuuper tight*
      it's okay and i'm sorry too~
      just next time, tell me when i've gone too far, okay?
      *hugstight once more*
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        *makes note to lock my profile*
        Sep 19, 2017
      4. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        You lock it and it might turn into a thread.. kek
        Sep 19, 2017
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      5. GonZ555
        GonZ555
        Go lock it shem!
        Sep 19, 2017
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    19. Land of The Fallen
      Land of The Fallen
      I can't write haikus...
      Seriously, I can't write them.
      Oh wait, this is one.
      ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵
      Let me try again.
      So seven syllables now?
      And I guess five here?
      ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵
      I'm sorry for this.
      But inspiration is null.
      And this must be done.
      ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵
      Is this very lame?
      I mean these are some haikus.
      Stopping now sounds good.
      ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵
      Why can't I stop now?
      The urge to write has arrived.
      Really sorry though.
      1. Land of The Fallen
        Land of The Fallen
        ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵
        Let me try worship.
        It will probably be bad,
        Since it's a haiku.
        ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵
        Shem is sheer greatness.
        She is an awesome person.
        Let's make more haikus.
        ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵
        All hail the great Shem.
        Hope this makes you feel better.
        Even though it's bad.
        ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵
        I will stop right now.
        Let me put to rest my work,
        This string of haikus.
        Sep 19, 2017
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      2. Shem
        Shem
        You did a great job *double thumbs up*
        Sep 19, 2017
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        Sep 19, 2017
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    20. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      *Painting the place in Purple and Green*
      *Breaks the Locks on the petting zoo*
      *Draws Smiley Faces on the animals*
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      3. Shem
        Shem
        *underload was run over by running cows*....
        Sep 19, 2017
      4. Underload
        Underload
        T-rex vs cows. It was a massacre.
        Sep 19, 2017
      5. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        OOOH A T-REX!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER!
        Sep 19, 2017
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  • About

    Birthday:
    Sep 1, 1996 (Age: 27)
    Home Page:
    https://shem138798316.wordpress.com/
    Location:
    Hell
    Occupation:
    Translator & Editor
    100% Normal & Innocent ☆ Vrelty's Seme ☆ BL Hunter

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    ◌Yaoi logic: If your peepee is so tiny, you don't have to worry because your fate is to be an uke!
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    Grandpa: @Cupcake Ninja, @Blitz
    Grandma: @kyuukestu
    Mom: @Katsono
    Dad: @Miyuu
    Adoptive Daddy: @Willheim
    Stepdad: @Incarneous, @The Everdistant Utopia
    Uncle: @Archaic pickle, @Frozen ink, @Slaynbr @no168_92, @Quaesitor, @Lonelycity, @Spfere
    Aunt: @Crau, @Nahrenne
    Brother: @Ken The One-Eyed Suicidal, @skullie, @hatchy, @KuroOkami, @linbe
    Sister: @pkitty, @alexfilia, @eseul, @pocketbear, @kuroinfinity, @luna rossa, @lavenderia
    Step-sister: @Kuma desu, @Kysil
    Cousin: @Haxagen, @Unsleepyknight, @Infinity sword
    Waifu: @Vrelty
    Daughter: @smaky, @Hakuru, @Up-chan, @NEU paciFIST, @jullia, @sylvie
    Son: @Naraku
    Butler: @lexlangel
    Niece: @iblush, @leegood, @AnoeticDuckling, @Novela, @Sorairo
    Nephew: @aueneg, @Hotato, @The Ram
    Granddaughter: @Aquaa, @Queenypie
    Pet: @Osamaru, @nekorin, @Liliruca Arde, @Matamaru, @Sagely Old Man, @Marbles
    Food: @Midnight Rain, @Land of the fallen, @GonZ555
    Master: @Evil, @Little evil
    Sensei: @BB_Tensei
    Senpai: @Kurono
    Kouhai: @nerdexpress, @blues86, @potatofriez, @xieljhane, @Shizuka Mikki, @Popipopipoi, @AmIacat, @Choloy, @Hakumachan
    Commander: @SquadCammander354
    Playmate: @Rilise