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akki

[Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant], Male, from Boat Riding Through The Fjord On The 474th Floor

I feel annoyed~ Mar 4, 2024

    1. Lovely
      Lovely
      shall we reap some lifes?
      nya *w*
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        gimme your best shot
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. Lovely
        Lovely
        great our target is so cooperative nya
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        and prepare for 10 times of my retaliation
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    2. Raneday
      Raneday
      @Matsurika






      akki's being targeted by rane the reaper?
      1. akki, Lovely and Matsurika like this.
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      3. Lovely
        Lovely
        o.o
        scythe team \o/
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        oh Lovely my Lovely




        *throws @Lovely's head to mars*



        gimme some souvenirs later~
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      5. Lovely
        Lovely
        D:
        my head Q.Q
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
    3. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Mushrooms *w*
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      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        akki play dead
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        *dances*
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      5. Raneday
        Raneday
        good job akki's soul




        now that your body's playing dead

        it's time for the surgery to be done now
        Oct 16, 2017
    4. akki
      akki
      Red sun outside looks wikd~
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      2. ABMAINA
        ABMAINA
        My mum thought it was the end of the world for a while
        Oct 16, 2017
        akki likes this.
      3. Skullie
        Skullie
        Didn't notice....
        Oct 16, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Oct 16, 2017
    5. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Good morning~! ❤
      1. Lovely and akki like this.
      2. Shem
        Shem
        Good morning o/
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      3. akki
        akki
        G'morning~ ❤️
        Oct 16, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
      4. Alina Moktan
        Alina Moktan
        Gmorning
        Oct 23, 2017
        Aris12 likes this.
    6. Anon Ymous
      Anon Ymous
      trench coat!? flasher aunt?
    7. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      Perfect legs for that~
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      2. akki
        akki
        Nice legs~ perfect for what? And whose legs are those?
        Oct 15, 2017
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      3. BlackKnightGodzilla
        BlackKnightGodzilla
        These are mine and their for a lap pillow
        Oct 15, 2017
        akki likes this.
      4. akki
        akki
        Ohh~ yup they would be
        Oct 15, 2017
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    8. DeanRae
      DeanRae
      *rolls around and strikes a pose* *wiggle wiggle* *poke* *runs away*
      1. akki likes this.
      2. akki
        akki
        *records everything with the hidden cameras*
        Oct 15, 2017
        DeanRae likes this.
    9. Pyoo
      Pyoo
      AAAAAAKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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      2. akki
        akki
        I have 1 annoying and 1 cute niece. Let's not tell the annoying one about the club~ lol
        Oct 14, 2017
        Bielt and Pyoo like this.
      3. Pyoo
        Pyoo
        \o/ lol~
        Oct 14, 2017
        akki and Bielt like this.
      4. Raneday
        Raneday
        *dials the loli protector police*
        Oct 14, 2017
    10. Dark Angel
      1. akki
        akki
        Oi
        Oct 14, 2017
      2. Dark Angel
        Dark Angel
        tired and bored...
        Oct 14, 2017
    11. akki
      akki
      Halfway through her yogurt my niece complains it's sour and she doesn't want it...dummo!
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      2. Poor_Hero
        Oct 13, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        5 years old~
        Oct 13, 2017
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      4. Ale Cole
        Ale Cole
        Ahahaha ofc she'd do that :v I bet it was strawberry lol
        Oct 13, 2017
    12. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      I miss mong-chan! Bring him back
      1. AliceShiki and akki like this.
      2. Raneday
        Raneday
        err errr








        *runs away*
        Oct 14, 2017
      3. Raneday
        Raneday
        I though that mong chan from the fridge was the ration last month!!!



        blame @brasca123
        Oct 14, 2017
      4. AliceShiki
        AliceShiki
        Why is it my fault!??!?!?! >.<
        Oct 14, 2017
    13. Raneday
      Raneday
      Team Dead Akki
      1. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        Oct 11, 2017
      2. akki
        akki
        akki died again? RIP~
        Oct 11, 2017
    14. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      Ha! Now you're suffering with me *w*
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      3. erichninja
        erichninja
        Can you get me a drink then Osamaru
        Oct 11, 2017
        Osamaru likes this.
      4. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        *makes tea for the watchers*
        *pats sister @Matsurika*
        Oct 11, 2017
      5. erichninja
        erichninja
        *sip tea*
        Oct 11, 2017
    15. RTS
      RTS
      How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
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      3. RTS
        RTS
        Oct 11, 2017
      4. akki
        akki
        Did my profile become the riddle posting place?
        Oct 11, 2017
      5. Twilight Fox
        Twilight Fox
        Yes, Yes it did
        Oct 11, 2017
    16. Twilight Fox
      Twilight Fox
      Hey akki, mind if I borrow this for a sec?
      *Grabs a bunch of Sugar packets*
      Thx!
    17. BlackKnightGodzilla
      BlackKnightGodzilla
      9S hmm... A2 is better~
      1. akki
        akki
        I don't know them at all..
        Oct 11, 2017
      2. BlackKnightGodzilla
        BlackKnightGodzilla
        Neir Automata good game
        Oct 11, 2017
      3. akki
        akki
        Ah okay~
        Oct 11, 2017
    18. Raneday
      Raneday
      1. BlancFrost and Lovely like this.
      2. akki
        akki
        Suitcase? Its just got some old clothes in it~
        Oct 10, 2017
      3. BlancFrost
        BlancFrost
        D:

        We need trench coats too Sherlock!
        Oct 10, 2017
    19. Wayang Emperor The First
      Wayang Emperor The First
      Stamp! Here one more follower :3
      1. akki
        akki
        Random~
        Oct 10, 2017
      2. Wayang Emperor The First
        Wayang Emperor The First
        Not really~ i just forget to follow you back then. Hehe
        Oct 10, 2017
    20. Matsurika
      Matsurika
      *jiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*
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      2. Matsurika
        Matsurika
        Akki?
        Oct 8, 2017
      3. Osamaru
        Osamaru
        But you're blindfolded.
        Oct 8, 2017
      4. BlackKnightGodzilla
        BlackKnightGodzilla
        *BOOOMMMM*
        Oct 10, 2017
        Matsurika likes this.
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    <Akki>
    Akki is a present
    A wonderful person
    Especially to his sisters
    But no one will be bitter
    Cause he's charming like a magnet
    But acts like our very own mascot
    – Pyoo

    [Current Death Count: +371]​

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    How to kill boredom
    I have tried to answer this question in the past.
    I went on a long journey searching high and low for the answer.
    In the end I came across an old wise man who said he had the answer.
    He had me training day and night, running for miles, lifting heavy weights etc.
    I had no idea why I was training but I decided to put my faith in him.
    Eventually I became really strong, my training was over.
    Finally I asked him why he had me train, how did it help in killing boredom.
    ‘Boredom’, he said. ‘I thought you wanted to kill Bormann’.
    What! I shouted. Wtf is a Bormann?
    ‘Martin Bormann’, he said, ‘He was a Nazi.
    Huh! A Nazi? You had me training to kill a dead Nazi. Wtf is wrong with you?
    In a fit of anger I killed the old man. Thus I began the search once more.
    A search for how to kill boredom….
    Finding boredom
    So killing boredom ended in failure.
    But I trained, got strong, buff if you will.
    Scratch that, buff is a terrible word to use. Forget I even said it.
    But hey, I’m now strong enough to kill boredom when I find it.
    Hmm is boredom an ‘it’? Could it not be a ‘he’ or ‘she’?
    Well I just complicated this for myself now didn’t I?
    Is boredom an intangible thing or is it a flesh and blood thing?
    How does one find out, where does one look?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say.
    Now don’t ask me who they are, this is complicated enough as it is.
    So where were we, ah that’s right Google. Searching, searching, searching….
    The results…what? You’ve got access to the internet, search for it yourself.
    30,200,000 hits, I don’t have time for this. How do I simplify things?
    Hmm maybe I’ll try researching in the library…..
    Researching Boredom
    I’ve arrived at the library….man I've not been here in years.
    Now where should I start? Asking for help might not be a good idea…
    …’Excuse me, got any books on boredom?’ Sounds stupid right!?
    I’ll just browse around for now; I might get lucky.
    Let’s see, kids, fiction, non-fiction, photography, biscuits, sciences, history, I.T.
    Eh!!! Did I see that right! Yeah…t-that really is an entire section on biscuits…
    It’s not even cook books with recipes. It’s literally hundreds of books about biscuits.
    Wtf is going on? This library, why does- no I’m getting distracted.
    I shouldn’t forget my purpose here. Let’s sear- oops crap!
    ‘I’m sorry; I wasn’t looking where I was going. Let me get that for you.’
    Looking at what fell it's a book, well duh, but why does it look so strange?
    Excuse me miss here's yo- woah a jade like beauty......Why did I say that? I'm losing it haha...
    Here~ huh she gone. Hey you forgot your book, this erm ehhh- Boredom Sect ~ NUF....how..?
    I'm so confused. I need to investigate this...
    Investigating Boredom
    This book, it's old, too old, ragged too. Looks kinda outta place here me thinks.
    And these words~ what is this feeling I get when my eyes brush past them?
    What is NUF? National something? United? Foundation?
    When in doubt, Google it. That’s what they say. I said that last time right?
    Okay let's see; don’t let me down Google sensei~ N U F – search...
    And the top result is: Norskregistrert utenlandsk foretak. Erm I don’t think that’s it.
    Oh wait idiot, forgot the key part. N U F Boredom Sect – search…
    This result looks promising: Discussion - NUF Sects | Novel Updates Forum.
    Hmm it’s missing the word boredom……meh! *click*
    Would you like to see a NUF Sect go against another NUF Sect? (For Fun and for Laughs)
    Eh~ friendly sect wars? And 78.8 % say yes. What have I stumbled on to?
    Forever Alone Sect, Cat Sect, Sectless Sect, Chocolate Sect, Chaos Sect…
    Am I in the wrong place? Where’s the Boredom Sect? How do I find it?
    Maybe I should join NUF…
    "That sound in your heart, what is it?" – Sylar
    Don’t text and drive!
    [Current Death Count: +371]
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