*steals your nose* This will fetch me a great deal in the black market MWAHAHAAHAHHAHHAHHA
HAPPY NEW YEAR *replaces you with an identical clone that likes pineapple on pizza*
Wherefore art thou, Duckling of the Bunny Clan
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
Question: If you ever saw a person from afar and you knew they were an INTP just like you, would you be compelled to approach them?
HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU STINKY FOX
DAMN YOU MICHAEL BUBLÉ
IF THE SUN IS SO BIG, WHY WON'T IT FIGHT ME?
I'M ON A PAYPHONE TRYING TO CALL HOME
THIS SIGN WOULD STOP ME IF I KNEW HOW TO READ
*showers you with good luck charms* The universe shall smile upon you, Snowy Days. Or else it may feel my rage (:
Like grandma used to say: you have never truly lived until a middle aged Indian man asks you for bobs and vagena pics
*smacks you over the head with a tree frog* WHAT A THRILL
YOU HAVE UNDERESTIMATED YOUR FELLOW COMPATRIOT'S PERVY POWERS! CHOOSE YOUR PUNISHMENT: THREE MINUTES OF TICKLING OR AN ENTIRE READ THROUGH OF MY...
I'm sorry, but every time you say that word 24-hour Cinderella just comes blasting through my head for whatever reason SUNAONI I LOVE YOU...
You're arrested then. According to all laws of aviation, being such a cutie is a crime ☆⌒(≧▽° )
Can I be police so I can live out my most depraved power fantasies which consist of, but are not limited to, ticketing people?
LOOOONG LIIIVE THE BRIIIIIDE *drops old man off a cliff* *explodes confetti bombs* COOOONGRATULATIONS SNOWY DAYS
MAYONNAISE ON AN ESCALATOR
YOU WERE AT MY SIDE ALL ALONG MY TRUE MENTOR MY GUIDING MOONLIGHT
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