A JP MC and a CN MC walk into a bar...

I want your creativity and imagination to complete this sentence.

Aside from that you can also write a text about what you think will happen if the two completely different characters come together.

Setting: Both are cliche MCs and are equally op.

 

And it all somehow ends with a kitkat commercial...

 

...and they start fighting over war crimes of ww2

 

The JP MC come with his harem. CN MC will rape one of them and take her.

 

I bet that the CN MC will be the one provoking 1st.
The JP MC won't even bother at 1st and will just act like a nice guy until something happen, then he took on the challenge of the CN MC then they fight it out.
Result: A Draw. The JP MC won't even understand the hate of CN MC, but even after the battle is over, the CN MC still glare hatefully at him. When the CN MC walk away, he will still turn back and say to the JP MC, "Next time, you won't be so lucky. I will make you pay for Everything that Your Country did to Mine".
(You can add some minor details like, even though the CN MC was the one provoking, but he would use some schemes to make sure the JP MC would be the one that make the move 1st, then the JP MC would be the bad guy while he would be the good guy)

If it was a Rare Sensible, Smart, and True Nice Guy CN MC, then they would just sit down beside each other, drinking and chatting with each other.

 

and the cn mc uses taunt on the jp mc and finds out that is doesn't work
and because that is like bulling and humiliating him he slaughters everyone
and then truck kun shows up and knocks the jp mc in his fantasy world

 

One was too dense to see the girl liked him so the other took her by force for insulting his family. ? Idk

 

Both drinks, have a few laugh, and try to get the loli bartender into their harem.

 

A Japanese and a Chinese MC walked into a bar:
Both are kicked out by the bar owner who points at a sign:

 

Comes the kr mc and wrecks them both.

 

I am just gonna pull out my old post since it fits the topic...

A Japanese MC, Chinese MC, and Korean MC walk into a bar, they get into an argument and fight to the death. Only one can survive. Who survives?

Spoiler

Answer: All of them, they were all wearing plot armor.

Spoiler: How can all 3 survive in a fight to the death if only one can survive?

Answer: Plot hole

 

and nothing happened because the JP MC is beta, and the CN MC doesn't mess with ppl that doesn't court death

 

The CN MC is a girl. With the harem powers of JP MC she turns into a tsundere and confuses the MC into marrying her. At which point the curse wears off and the CN MC becomes a man again and flies away into closed door cultivation in order to take revenge at the one who cursed him. The JP MC is forever alone because he's not immortal and his harem powers stopped working.

 

The Japanese mc is ignorant of the value of items due to recently transmigrating, so when he takes out the super valuable item that he just picked up the cn mc senses treasure with his destiny sense and offers him 10 copper/low quality spirit stones for it, and they both walk away happy.

 

A JP MC and a CN MC walk into a bar and talked about how fans always want more from them, better plot, no plot armor, no harem, no repetition and faster translation speed.

 

CN Mc asked the JP mc to be his underling and join their sect, but the JP mc wants to create a harem and turn the CN mc into a girl and starts his conquest.,

 

Even if both MCs are equal, the CN MC will taste defeat then comes back stronger than the JP MC and pretty much wrecks him. Steals his girls and walks away with badass music.

 

Then came the kr mc and took their gfs and waifus

 

Fuck the police, straight from the underground

 

Bartender: "What would you like to drink?"

JP replies: "No, no drinks. I have a skill that automatically absorbs water from the air."
CN replies: "No drinks for me either. My cultivation cannot be inferior to this man's."

Bartender: "How did you fellows end up here?"

JP replies: "Was pushing a grade-schooler out of harm's way from a bullet train... and yeah"
CN replies: "I'm actually my reborn self sent back in time due to a magic...uh... rock."

Bartender: "Any plans for tonight?"

JP replies: "I'm just waiting around for a fateful meeting with a tsundere bishoujo party member and maybe amaze a guildmaster diguised like a hobo."
CN replies: "I'm hoping some stuck-up chosen picks a fight with me so I can rob them blind. And crush their dantian. And exterminate nine generations of their family. "

Bartender: "Well, I have no clue why either of you guys are here. This is Seoul, Best Korea. All we have are VRMMORPGs."